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sewists.bsky.social
Financial plan: sell clothes → buy fabric → repeat until broke. 😂
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November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sewists.bsky.social
My sewing room isn’t messy. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. ✂️
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April 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
sewists.bsky.social
A clean house is the sign of a broken sewing machine. ✂️
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January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
When you make it yourself it’s whatever size you say it is. ✂️
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January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
Do not question the size of my stash. Unless you think it should be bigger. ✂️
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September 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
Do not question the size of my stash. Unless you think it should be bigger. ✂️
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February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
I never make the same sewing mistake twice.... rather a whole bunch of times just to be sure! ✂️
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February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewlings.bsky.social
“Why don’t you sew clothes for yourself?”
Because my client is 45 cm tall, doesn’t whine about fit, and accepts every fabric choice without drama.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
sewists.bsky.social
Cut twice, measure once... Wait... ✂️
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January 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
A clean house is the sign of a broken sewing machine. ✂️
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August 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
I’m working on my PHD (Projects Half Done) in Sewing. ✂️
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March 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
Yes, I sew.
No, I won’t hem your pants. ✂️
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April 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
Sewing is not a hobby. It’s a post-apocalyptic life skill. ✂️
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March 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love forgives crooked seams. ❤️
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December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sewists.bsky.social
I don’t hoard fabric.
I just shop faster than I sew. ✂️
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May 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
I don’t have too much fabrics. My day doesn’t have enough hours! ✂️
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September 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
If I’m not done sewing in 20 minutes, just keep waiting. ✂️
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February 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
I don’t have too much fabrics. My day doesn’t have enough hours! ✂️
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February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
When the holiday stress hits, the seam ripper comes out. 🎄✂️
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December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sewists.bsky.social
In my defense, I was left unsupervised and the fabric store was open. ✂️
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June 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
sewists.bsky.social
When you make it yourself it’s whatever size you say it is. ✂️
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August 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
It’s ok to cut negative people out of your life. Just don’t use your fabric scissors.
 ✂️
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March 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
sewists.bsky.social
You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a machine while it’s running! ✂️
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January 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
sewists.bsky.social
We call it a “sewing circle,” but really it’s a support group for UFOs. 🪡
#UnfinishedProjects #SewingHumor #SewistCommunity #CraftingLife #SewingMeme
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
sewists.bsky.social
I never make the same sewing mistake twice.... rather a whole bunch of times just to be sure! ✂️
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September 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM