#Shadowrun5e
(Belated catch up 2)

"I imagine the Yakuza driver heads straight there."
"Meanwhile, Redline is like 'Hey, y'all want McDonald's?"
"And Shojumaru just, stone grinding noise head turn."
#ACowsMortalNemesisCorp #Shadowrun5e
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December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pretty sure I missed these when we got them, so, belatedly,
"Now you just have to resist the drain."
"It's a critter power. There is no drain."
#OkuniIsALogisticalPlayer #CompanionsMinionsAllOfThat #InThisGameTheLogisticsArePokemon #Shadowrun5e
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December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Ow, OW, I - " and then she curses a bit in Mandarin, fumbling off the stool. "I'll be right back. TRIXIE!"
Shojumaru, also in Mandarin the equivalent of "Language!"
#Shadowrun5e #ThePerilsOfInternalCyberdecks
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November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"That's a glitch."
"That's a CRIT glitch."
"I'm just listening to radio waves!"
"So instead of the DocWagon band, you get some other frequency. Like someone sending commands to drones - oh that's Trixie."
#TrixieIsALocalRigger #SheHelpsOut #DroneCOmmandsToCyberdeck #ModemNoise #Shadowrun5e
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November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"Refresh my memory Silver, what are you doing?"
"Shojumaru at a distance, just RIPS this thing, levitating it completely out of the sockets"
"Taurus used Psychic! It's Super Effective!"
#SteelTypeAintShit #pokemon #Shadowrun5e
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October 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Wait so you got wine, sat down, and chatted with this person...spirit person, and went "Hey, do you wanna get out of here?" And it said yes? Is that what happened?"
"Yes."
#Shadowrun5e #BanishingSpirits #ShintoPriestessOnTeamIsVeryHelpful
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October 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Right so, player question, how hard is it to log out? Jack out? How hard is it to jack off, this is important information."
#TechnicallyAccurateTerms #LoggingOffGracefully #Shadowrun5e
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October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Yes! I may be racist, but I can be civil. As an elf, I can acknowledge that everybody else has good traits too!

Just not as good as mine."
#ElfThings #Shadowrun5e #ElvenStuffIsJustBetter
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October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"Her network's just open? Lay down naked on the street with your legs open why don't you?" though she says it in Mandarin.

"Shojumaru actually lets off a little snerk knowing what was said."
#CritiquingRichPeoplesSecurity #DidntKnowTheCowSpokeMandarin #PatienceIsSassierThanIExpect #Shadowrun5e
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September 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Foundry has the support through a couple packages that do some heavy lifting. Chummer5a and shadowrun5e. Both are open source and on GitHub
August 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sh-"Shojumaru has some kind of Asian going on but it's really really hard to say which flavour of Asian she is, like someone drew it from memory."
#AwakenedAnimal #Shadowrun5e
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August 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Someone Western is going to have to go then."
"Staring around the table at the everybody is Asian."
"Wait seriously?"
#KoreanJapanese #FilipinoAndSomethingElse #Japanese #AndACow #Shadowrun5e
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August 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pa-"Hey GM, if Patience wanted to run the audio of that bit of conversation through Google Translate, what would she get?"
Or-"Baby Photo."
#ItsAStrayKidsReference #Shadowrun5e
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August 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
GM-"The image changes. It's very clearly someone's house, not least because it's the ugliest building you've ever seen that hasn't won some sort of architectural award."
#ModernArchitectureIsBad #EvenInTheFuture #Shadowrun5e
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August 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
GM-"The waiter also leaves menus. Actual physical menus."
Pa-"Oh wow. She handles it awkwardly and very carefully. Like a holy thing."
GM-"Prf. 'How do I click book?' " #PatienceHasStereotypeZoomerProblems #Shadowrun5e
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August 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"I'm trying to be really casual, but also really formal. They call it formasual."
#SheWantsToDressPrettyButTheLifestyleSaysNo #NotYetAnyway #ShadowRun5e
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August 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
#Shadowrun #Shadowrun5e And so, my Shadowrun 5e game has come to an end.

After about a year + of being a late comer to the game and developing relationships with the other runners on the team, after many ups and downs, explosions and crazy action scenes, our crew have finally finished our running!
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Ok-"Apparently the mob solved our problem. Sorry, the Angry Mob."
Sh- "Did they experience any losses?"
Ok-"It did eat several of them, it seems."
Sh- "Good, more the better."
#ThisIsTheShojumaruGifNow #HumanistMobBreaksEvilArtifact #ManyDie #ProblemsSolvingProblems #Shadowrun5e
August 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"After a week, it's ALL over. The scream sheets, the news shows, message boards, inscribed on rocks. The company doesn't so much fold, as implode."
#CourtOfPublicOpinionStillAValidCourtSometimes #Shadowrun5e #WeSoldPayDataToNewsNet #TheyShouldntHaveDoneEvilShit
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August 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
GM-"If you become a reliable customer, she might even end up liking you. Until then - "
"Don't tell me your name, your lot doesn't last very long."
"Look bud, make it past a week and I might learn your name. 'Til then, you're spare parts."
#Darktide #HellsingAbridged #Shadowrun5e
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August 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sho-"OH WAIT! I'll hit up my contact Lemuel Roth. I'm sure they would be interested in a corp that's desecrating human remains."
PFF. Everybody else: 'How can we make money off of this?'
Shojumaru -
#LemuelIsAHumanist #WhenContactsYouKnowAreLoadedGuns #Shadowrun5e
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August 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM