Gilgamesh! With little versions of Enkidu, Ishtar and Shamhat!
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gilgamesh! With little versions of Enkidu, Ishtar and Shamhat!
"That is Enkidu, Shamhat - show him your breasts,
show him your beauty. Spread your cloak out on the ground,
and lie upon it. Let the wild man gaze upon you.
Show him your body. The scale-bodied man
will come to you, and lay with you - Then,
show him the things a woman knows how to do."
#ballpoint
show him your beauty. Spread your cloak out on the ground,
and lie upon it. Let the wild man gaze upon you.
Show him your body. The scale-bodied man
will come to you, and lay with you - Then,
show him the things a woman knows how to do."
#ballpoint
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"That is Enkidu, Shamhat - show him your breasts,
show him your beauty. Spread your cloak out on the ground,
and lie upon it. Let the wild man gaze upon you.
Show him your body. The scale-bodied man
will come to you, and lay with you - Then,
show him the things a woman knows how to do."
#ballpoint
show him your beauty. Spread your cloak out on the ground,
and lie upon it. Let the wild man gaze upon you.
Show him your body. The scale-bodied man
will come to you, and lay with you - Then,
show him the things a woman knows how to do."
#ballpoint
been this way since sumeria tbh
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
been this way since sumeria tbh
we’re gonna get a publishing wave here that’s going to sink lower than you can possibly imagine because somewhere someone is typing “so Enkidu smashed Shamhat” into a doc titled Gilgamesh: A Gen Z Translation
August 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
we’re gonna get a publishing wave here that’s going to sink lower than you can possibly imagine because somewhere someone is typing “so Enkidu smashed Shamhat” into a doc titled Gilgamesh: A Gen Z Translation
You VILL let ze temple priestess shamhat civilize you, UND you vill be HAPPY
yeah i hear you but i still take agriculture personally
A different take on that statement from an archaeologist 💯💯💯🎯
June 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
You VILL let ze temple priestess shamhat civilize you, UND you vill be HAPPY
For two weeks did Shamhat civilize the divine beast Enkidu through sex. This is one of the first recorded stories of lezzing out in human history
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
For two weeks did Shamhat civilize the divine beast Enkidu through sex. This is one of the first recorded stories of lezzing out in human history
Some of the first art humanity made was pornographic. The oldest stories that are still told are sexual.
It is Shamhat, a sacred prostitute, who civilizes Enkidu in the epic of Gilgamesh.
Sex work is ancient. Sex is fundamentally human. It's no 'filthier' than any other human pursuit or endeavor.
It is Shamhat, a sacred prostitute, who civilizes Enkidu in the epic of Gilgamesh.
Sex work is ancient. Sex is fundamentally human. It's no 'filthier' than any other human pursuit or endeavor.
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Some of the first art humanity made was pornographic. The oldest stories that are still told are sexual.
It is Shamhat, a sacred prostitute, who civilizes Enkidu in the epic of Gilgamesh.
Sex work is ancient. Sex is fundamentally human. It's no 'filthier' than any other human pursuit or endeavor.
It is Shamhat, a sacred prostitute, who civilizes Enkidu in the epic of Gilgamesh.
Sex work is ancient. Sex is fundamentally human. It's no 'filthier' than any other human pursuit or endeavor.
Okay but what if Enkidu was a huge wild wolf who becomes a huge loyal dog after his seduction by Shamhat
"Random smut just ruins the story! Never write your kink!"
The oldest surviving written story we know of is the Epic of Gilgamesh, where at one point the hero-prostitute Shamhat tames the feral demi-god Enkidu through a weeks-long fuck rampage. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
The oldest surviving written story we know of is the Epic of Gilgamesh, where at one point the hero-prostitute Shamhat tames the feral demi-god Enkidu through a weeks-long fuck rampage. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
June 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Okay but what if Enkidu was a huge wild wolf who becomes a huge loyal dog after his seduction by Shamhat
we find the following statement:
"While the etymology is still unclear, "the 'Lord' (is / has) a glowing giant snake" has been proposed."
There is a...not insignificant distance between those two things. One is a sex boast (Shamhat did it better); the other is the start of a kaiju myth.
"While the etymology is still unclear, "the 'Lord' (is / has) a glowing giant snake" has been proposed."
There is a...not insignificant distance between those two things. One is a sex boast (Shamhat did it better); the other is the start of a kaiju myth.
March 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
we find the following statement:
"While the etymology is still unclear, "the 'Lord' (is / has) a glowing giant snake" has been proposed."
There is a...not insignificant distance between those two things. One is a sex boast (Shamhat did it better); the other is the start of a kaiju myth.
"While the etymology is still unclear, "the 'Lord' (is / has) a glowing giant snake" has been proposed."
There is a...not insignificant distance between those two things. One is a sex boast (Shamhat did it better); the other is the start of a kaiju myth.
When the gods made Enkidu, they forgot to instill in him the instinct for civilization, making him no better than a Beast! It took love from the Beauty Shamhat, priestess of civilized Inanna, to tame him: but Enkidu lost his animal brethren. #FairytaleTuesday
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
March 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
When the gods made Enkidu, they forgot to instill in him the instinct for civilization, making him no better than a Beast! It took love from the Beauty Shamhat, priestess of civilized Inanna, to tame him: but Enkidu lost his animal brethren. #FairytaleTuesday
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
This honestly really undersells the role of Shamhat, history’s First Bad Bitch
It remains very funny to me that in our oldest extant story, Gilgamesh, in order to win Enkidu over to civilization, gives his boy bread, beer, and a hooker, and Enkidu’s response is essentially “damn, civilization fucking rips”
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This honestly really undersells the role of Shamhat, history’s First Bad Bitch
La première épopée conservée de l'histoire de l'humanité : raconte avec force détails dès son chapitre deux ou à peu près comment Enkidu se fait baiser jusqu'à ne plus pouvoir tenir debout par la courtisane Shamhat.
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
La première épopée conservée de l'histoire de l'humanité : raconte avec force détails dès son chapitre deux ou à peu près comment Enkidu se fait baiser jusqu'à ne plus pouvoir tenir debout par la courtisane Shamhat.
I have forgotten the taste of mountain barley. Too long I beckoned to Shamhat in this most untamed place! Ishtar, will you listen to me?
October 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I have forgotten the taste of mountain barley. Too long I beckoned to Shamhat in this most untamed place! Ishtar, will you listen to me?
fundamentally of the belief that enkidu generally rocks a pussy because they respect shamhat and want to keep her body mostly accurate but with gil they make sure they're always bedicked and exactly 1 inch bigger just to fuck with him
July 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
fundamentally of the belief that enkidu generally rocks a pussy because they respect shamhat and want to keep her body mostly accurate but with gil they make sure they're always bedicked and exactly 1 inch bigger just to fuck with him
This is true as far back as the Fellowship of the Ring
Fuck it, this is true as far back as Gilgamesh, Enkidu, and Shamhat
Fuck it, this is true as far back as Gilgamesh, Enkidu, and Shamhat
The Adventuring Party is a polycule. There is no better “real world” analog.
January 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is true as far back as the Fellowship of the Ring
Fuck it, this is true as far back as Gilgamesh, Enkidu, and Shamhat
Fuck it, this is true as far back as Gilgamesh, Enkidu, and Shamhat
Beauty and the Beast is the tale of a wild man being charmed and civilized by a beautiful woman
Disney calls this a “tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme”
In the Epic of Gilgamesh, the temple prostitute Shamhat charms and tames the wild man Enkidu
Disney is 100% correct
Disney calls this a “tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme”
In the Epic of Gilgamesh, the temple prostitute Shamhat charms and tames the wild man Enkidu
Disney is 100% correct
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Beauty and the Beast is the tale of a wild man being charmed and civilized by a beautiful woman
Disney calls this a “tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme”
In the Epic of Gilgamesh, the temple prostitute Shamhat charms and tames the wild man Enkidu
Disney is 100% correct
Disney calls this a “tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme”
In the Epic of Gilgamesh, the temple prostitute Shamhat charms and tames the wild man Enkidu
Disney is 100% correct
This is what Shamhat did to Enkidu
March 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This is what Shamhat did to Enkidu
"Random smut just ruins the story! Never write your kink!"
The oldest surviving written story we know of is the Epic of Gilgamesh, where at one point the hero-prostitute Shamhat tames the feral demi-god Enkidu through a weeks-long fuck rampage. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
The oldest surviving written story we know of is the Epic of Gilgamesh, where at one point the hero-prostitute Shamhat tames the feral demi-god Enkidu through a weeks-long fuck rampage. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
June 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"Random smut just ruins the story! Never write your kink!"
The oldest surviving written story we know of is the Epic of Gilgamesh, where at one point the hero-prostitute Shamhat tames the feral demi-god Enkidu through a weeks-long fuck rampage. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
The oldest surviving written story we know of is the Epic of Gilgamesh, where at one point the hero-prostitute Shamhat tames the feral demi-god Enkidu through a weeks-long fuck rampage. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
In Mesopotamian myth, Enkidu is a feral man created by the goddess Aruru. A sacred prostitute named Shamhat from the city of Uruk is sent to civilize him. She grants him full human sapience through divine lovemaking, which lasts six days and seven nights. #MythologyMonday
March 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
In Mesopotamian myth, Enkidu is a feral man created by the goddess Aruru. A sacred prostitute named Shamhat from the city of Uruk is sent to civilize him. She grants him full human sapience through divine lovemaking, which lasts six days and seven nights. #MythologyMonday
yesssss. this is also Enkidu and Shamhat… and Shamhat and Gilgamesh in Shattered Star. perfect sweetie with TWO dangerous women on her leash. very greedy
March 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
yesssss. this is also Enkidu and Shamhat… and Shamhat and Gilgamesh in Shattered Star. perfect sweetie with TWO dangerous women on her leash. very greedy
When the gods made Enkidu, they forgot to instill in him the instinct for civilization, making him no better than a Beast! It took love from the Beauty Shamhat, priestess of civilized Inanna, to tame him: but Enkidu lost his animal brethren. #MythologyMonday
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When the gods made Enkidu, they forgot to instill in him the instinct for civilization, making him no better than a Beast! It took love from the Beauty Shamhat, priestess of civilized Inanna, to tame him: but Enkidu lost his animal brethren. #MythologyMonday
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
🖼️: A. Beltyukova
Getting Shamhat and Enkydu vibes here and I think your style would work SUPER well for Epic of Gilgamesh shit.
July 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Getting Shamhat and Enkydu vibes here and I think your style would work SUPER well for Epic of Gilgamesh shit.
Very shortly.
![When Enkidu is dying, he expresses his anger at Shamhat for making him civilized, blaming her for bringing him to the new world of experiences that has led to his death. He curses her to become an outcast. The god Shamash reminds Enkidu that Shamhat fed and clothed him before introducing him to Gilgamesh. Enkidu relents and blesses her, saying that all men will desire her and offer her gifts of jewels.[2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5njjm4zcfrwcs6zzzassxsvw/bafkreicqt3hs5yam44o4rubmwnzjhtjhbbzts23u4vouqqhidupjmckd5y)
July 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Very shortly.
Luke = Gilgamesh
Han = Enkidu
Leia = Shamhat
Han = Enkidu
Leia = Shamhat
April 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Luke = Gilgamesh
Han = Enkidu
Leia = Shamhat
Han = Enkidu
Leia = Shamhat