Can we do a version of "Mysterious Ways" where Bono is actually singing "Shamu the Mysterious Whale"?
November 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Can we do a version of "Mysterious Ways" where Bono is actually singing "Shamu the Mysterious Whale"?
You do have a point there.
Plus, it just makes for funnier headlines seeing Shamu bullying billionaires.
Plus, it just makes for funnier headlines seeing Shamu bullying billionaires.
November 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
You do have a point there.
Plus, it just makes for funnier headlines seeing Shamu bullying billionaires.
Plus, it just makes for funnier headlines seeing Shamu bullying billionaires.
When I was little, we lived with my grandparents who had a doll museum in Florida. It opened at the same time as Disney World. My mother drew postcards featuring dolls visiting the various local attractions: a doll watching Shamu at Sea World, a doll in a hoop skirt at a Cypress Gardens gazebo, etc.
November 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
When I was little, we lived with my grandparents who had a doll museum in Florida. It opened at the same time as Disney World. My mother drew postcards featuring dolls visiting the various local attractions: a doll watching Shamu at Sea World, a doll in a hoop skirt at a Cypress Gardens gazebo, etc.
is like the shamu splash zone, you WILL get wet!!!
October 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
is like the shamu splash zone, you WILL get wet!!!
私も別に明るく社交的な人間ではないからまほるつめっちゃ頑張ってるよ〜😞今でこそ色んな人と遊んでもらって毎日感謝の正拳突き1万回をしているわけだけど(またH×Hの話をしている)CS出した当初はshamuのオフ会になることを日々怯えていたし……
November 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
私も別に明るく社交的な人間ではないからまほるつめっちゃ頑張ってるよ〜😞今でこそ色んな人と遊んでもらって毎日感謝の正拳突き1万回をしているわけだけど(またH×Hの話をしている)CS出した当初はshamuのオフ会になることを日々怯えていたし……
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October 31, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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Dammit. Forgot alt text. That’s a mural someone painted on the alley side of the ‘mat. It features multiple killer whales. We’re not supposed to call them that anymore, but they evoke ye olde Shamu days.
October 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Dammit. Forgot alt text. That’s a mural someone painted on the alley side of the ‘mat. It features multiple killer whales. We’re not supposed to call them that anymore, but they evoke ye olde Shamu days.
Nalani & Malia double hula
#orca #killerwhale #whale #dolphin #shamu #seaworld #seaworldorlando #aquarium #zoo #zoological #photographer #photography #animal #animalphotography #florida #themepark #orlando
#orca #killerwhale #whale #dolphin #shamu #seaworld #seaworldorlando #aquarium #zoo #zoological #photographer #photography #animal #animalphotography #florida #themepark #orlando
October 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Nalani & Malia double hula
#orca #killerwhale #whale #dolphin #shamu #seaworld #seaworldorlando #aquarium #zoo #zoological #photographer #photography #animal #animalphotography #florida #themepark #orlando
#orca #killerwhale #whale #dolphin #shamu #seaworld #seaworldorlando #aquarium #zoo #zoological #photographer #photography #animal #animalphotography #florida #themepark #orlando
Our pool looked like Shamu was swimming in it. Felt like a freight train going through the house.
October 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Our pool looked like Shamu was swimming in it. Felt like a freight train going through the house.
10 year old Makaio
#orca #killerwhale #seaworld #seaworldorlando #shamu #aquarium #zoo #zoological #florida #animal #animalphotography #photography
#orca #killerwhale #seaworld #seaworldorlando #shamu #aquarium #zoo #zoological #florida #animal #animalphotography #photography
October 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
10 year old Makaio
#orca #killerwhale #seaworld #seaworldorlando #shamu #aquarium #zoo #zoological #florida #animal #animalphotography #photography
#orca #killerwhale #seaworld #seaworldorlando #shamu #aquarium #zoo #zoological #florida #animal #animalphotography #photography
Shamu won’t be kidnaped and put in a chlorine tank either
Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn
ALT: Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn
static.klipy.com
October 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Shamu won’t be kidnaped and put in a chlorine tank either
Fucked By The Mascot: Jake Preston & Shamu Azizam
📷 & 🎥: 🔥https://redixxmen.com/2024/04/fucked-by-the-mascot-jake-preston-shamu-azizam/
📷 & 🎥: 🔥https://redixxmen.com/2024/04/fucked-by-the-mascot-jake-preston-shamu-azizam/
October 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Fucked By The Mascot: Jake Preston & Shamu Azizam
📷 & 🎥: 🔥https://redixxmen.com/2024/04/fucked-by-the-mascot-jake-preston-shamu-azizam/
📷 & 🎥: 🔥https://redixxmen.com/2024/04/fucked-by-the-mascot-jake-preston-shamu-azizam/
Eu te amo
Shamu Seal Point Enjoys Chin Scritches
ALT: Shamu Seal Point Enjoys Chin Scritches
static.klipy.com
October 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Eu te amo
I would looove:
✨ a plushie set of Bronte (lynx) and Tala (goshawk) 🥰
✨ a coloring book of whimsical Kindler scenes illustrated by @nushdeco.bsky.social
✨ a magic 8 ball with Peggy-fied answers (e.g. “better odds of meeting Shamu in the Sahara," "press on like you're bound for jam, peach!") 🎱
✨ a plushie set of Bronte (lynx) and Tala (goshawk) 🥰
✨ a coloring book of whimsical Kindler scenes illustrated by @nushdeco.bsky.social
✨ a magic 8 ball with Peggy-fied answers (e.g. “better odds of meeting Shamu in the Sahara," "press on like you're bound for jam, peach!") 🎱
October 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I would looove:
✨ a plushie set of Bronte (lynx) and Tala (goshawk) 🥰
✨ a coloring book of whimsical Kindler scenes illustrated by @nushdeco.bsky.social
✨ a magic 8 ball with Peggy-fied answers (e.g. “better odds of meeting Shamu in the Sahara," "press on like you're bound for jam, peach!") 🎱
✨ a plushie set of Bronte (lynx) and Tala (goshawk) 🥰
✨ a coloring book of whimsical Kindler scenes illustrated by @nushdeco.bsky.social
✨ a magic 8 ball with Peggy-fied answers (e.g. “better odds of meeting Shamu in the Sahara," "press on like you're bound for jam, peach!") 🎱
October 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
looking for my shamu (free willy!)
October 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
looking for my shamu (free willy!)
lf biblically accurate shamu
October 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
lf biblically accurate shamu
The description of Shamu as having "the casual efficiency of a man who trafficked in other people's failures" is simultaneously angry and vague.
October 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The description of Shamu as having "the casual efficiency of a man who trafficked in other people's failures" is simultaneously angry and vague.
It's shamu, the whale that thinks it's better than you!
October 20, 2026 at 4:35 PM
It's shamu, the whale that thinks it's better than you!
they let me feed shamu
October 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
they let me feed shamu
𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗰𝘁𝘀.
On Halloween in 1965, the horrors for orcas at SeaWorld began, when Shamu was captured & forced to perform in small tanks.
On Halloween in 1965, the horrors for orcas at SeaWorld began, when Shamu was captured & forced to perform in small tanks.
TAKE ACTION: Urge These Companies to Stop Promoting SeaWorld
Do you support orca abuse? We didn't think so. Tell these companies why, and urge them to stop promoting SeaWorld's cruel confinement of marine mammals.
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October 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗰𝘁𝘀.
On Halloween in 1965, the horrors for orcas at SeaWorld began, when Shamu was captured & forced to perform in small tanks.
On Halloween in 1965, the horrors for orcas at SeaWorld began, when Shamu was captured & forced to perform in small tanks.
90s elementary, 90s PBS Kids, children's books, N64, MST3K
Autumn, Lion King
Cottage quilts (I have a bunch!), kids VHS, coloring crayons, orca/marine life (Sea World & Shamu!)
Storms, Pokemon season 1, Spongebob, astronomy, parades in general
Christmas/winter, jigsaw puzzle, fairs & rides
Autumn, Lion King
Cottage quilts (I have a bunch!), kids VHS, coloring crayons, orca/marine life (Sea World & Shamu!)
Storms, Pokemon season 1, Spongebob, astronomy, parades in general
Christmas/winter, jigsaw puzzle, fairs & rides
October 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
90s elementary, 90s PBS Kids, children's books, N64, MST3K
Autumn, Lion King
Cottage quilts (I have a bunch!), kids VHS, coloring crayons, orca/marine life (Sea World & Shamu!)
Storms, Pokemon season 1, Spongebob, astronomy, parades in general
Christmas/winter, jigsaw puzzle, fairs & rides
Autumn, Lion King
Cottage quilts (I have a bunch!), kids VHS, coloring crayons, orca/marine life (Sea World & Shamu!)
Storms, Pokemon season 1, Spongebob, astronomy, parades in general
Christmas/winter, jigsaw puzzle, fairs & rides
Furthermore, the paragraph directly above contains a sentence that I am absolutely certain would not have come from any of the current SOTA LLMs (GPT, Claude or Gemini). One word they would all be too biased against generating, and another three appear extremely unlikely for at least some models.
October 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Furthermore, the paragraph directly above contains a sentence that I am absolutely certain would not have come from any of the current SOTA LLMs (GPT, Claude or Gemini). One word they would all be too biased against generating, and another three appear extremely unlikely for at least some models.