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wdbryopsida.bsky.social
I had a lot of fun with #SharksInVenice, but in the words of Lt. Totti… “I’m sorry you had to get involved in all this. It never meant to get this far.” Goodnight #FrightClub.
July 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
Why, OH WHY, even in this last scene, am I being distracted by Stephen Baldwin's nipples and not his student/fiancee's?!?

A question I could only ask of #FrightClub

Great night, great laughs, great good gawd is there one more night of #BadSharkWeek?

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July 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
Yeah, Nu Image never gave up on the "B-tier Stallone movies are sure-fire moneymakers" paradigm, no matter WHAT kind of movie they were making.

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static.klipy.com
July 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
"Drop your fucking gun, I throw you the whip!"

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July 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
Throwing up an 'ancient' shield to block bullets was a cool idea, but that 'cool!' feeling only lasted for a few seconds before the mediocrity of the film reasserted itself.

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July 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Its real! Omg. Finish bottle. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
No effing way?! #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
We just went from Ong Bak Thai Warrior chase scene to Evil Dead 2 to The Dark Knight. Incredible stuff. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
Did Dr. Baldwin just drop into the Knowby's fruit cellar?

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July 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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July 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
I finally got my tax return today (They do not do paper checks anymore, btw, except in extreme cases. Just FYI.), so I may die of celebratory alcohol poisoning regardless.

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July 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
I should think that by now there's a long enough history of b-movies with great actors attached to them that the stigma of doing one would fade and actors should be free to go to town on their roles.

This movie isn't PART of that history by any stretch, but still.

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July 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Mad man was secret sponsor of expedition. Drink! #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Treasure!!!! Drink. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Brushes away cobwebs. Drink. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Axe trap. Drink. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Spear trap. Drink. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Catacombs. Drink. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
A nazi shark!

It'd redeem the whole movie in one stroke.

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July 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
I'm taking that as a promise. Baldwin better not make it outta this thing upright!

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July 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Two days!!! What the heck! #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
And THAT is what Jim Wynorski brings as a director. In all his movies, I feel like people are having fun and it shows in the final product. Think Chopping Mall or the Deathstalker sequels.

This is just a paycheck for these guys.

Very astute point, and worth noting!

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July 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
New drinking game for every scene that includes something slightly Last Crusade referential… #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
joetedjerome.bsky.social
"Did you get the name of that restaurant? I think they'll kill me if I can't find it by 7:00."

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July 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
wdbryopsida.bsky.social
Boat ambulance was cool. #FrightClub #SharksInVenice
July 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM