Why aren’t the Epstein files released yet? Still being doctored up with black Sharpies?
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why aren’t the Epstein files released yet? Still being doctored up with black Sharpies?
“Excuse me, where do they sell the black sharpies?”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Excuse me, where do they sell the black sharpies?”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
“Down the hall and to the left.”
Donald Trump paused his wartime cabinet meeting for a critical discussion ... about Sharpies?
March 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Donald Trump paused his wartime cabinet meeting for a critical discussion ... about Sharpies?
Don’t need satellites when we got sharpies!
Hurricane and storm surge expert Michael Lowry penned a column on Thursday, warning of a recent decision by President Donald Trump's administration to kill three weather satellites just as hurricane season is ramping up.
Hurricane expert sounds alarm that Trump's admin killed key weather satellites
Hurricane and storm surge expert Michael Lowry penned a column on Thursday, warning of a recent decision by President Donald Trump's administration to kill three weather satellites just as hurricane season is ramping up. He wrote that on Monday, the U.S. Department of Defense announced it would "sto...
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June 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t need satellites when we got sharpies!
No fanfare. No signing ceremonies. Standard-issue Sharpies. ❤️🩹😔
I signed the final bills Melissa Hortman shepherded through the most narrowly divided legislature in the county. All of them bipartisan.
We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised.
That’s how democracy should function.
We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised.
That’s how democracy should function.
June 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No fanfare. No signing ceremonies. Standard-issue Sharpies. ❤️🩹😔
I like how sharpies smell like almonds
August 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I like how sharpies smell like almonds
Nothing a couple of Sharpies can't make right.
September 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Nothing a couple of Sharpies can't make right.
Natalie Harp arriving with the presidential emergency backpack: Diet Coke, Sharpies, flattering printouts, and 17 pages of people who were mean on Truth Social.
August 21, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Natalie Harp arriving with the presidential emergency backpack: Diet Coke, Sharpies, flattering printouts, and 17 pages of people who were mean on Truth Social.
Trump sharpies attendees at the Great American State Fair.
June 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Trump sharpies attendees at the Great American State Fair.
April 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Trying Sharpies for the first time 🐀
#pokemon #pikachu #pokemonfanart #art #doodle #sketch #sketchbook
#pokemon #pikachu #pokemonfanart #art #doodle #sketch #sketchbook
December 5, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Trying Sharpies for the first time 🐀
#pokemon #pikachu #pokemonfanart #art #doodle #sketch #sketchbook
#pokemon #pikachu #pokemonfanart #art #doodle #sketch #sketchbook
My husband has made a custom stand for his sharpies and I need you all to admire it because it is a thing of beauty.
August 24, 2024 at 12:29 PM
My husband has made a custom stand for his sharpies and I need you all to admire it because it is a thing of beauty.
"Not even Pokemon are immune from the pretty coin of gold~"
Tried coloring with sharpies. What do y'all think?
Tried coloring with sharpies. What do y'all think?
September 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"Not even Pokemon are immune from the pretty coin of gold~"
Tried coloring with sharpies. What do y'all think?
Tried coloring with sharpies. What do y'all think?
I’m in the process of signing 5000 tip-ins (title pages that will be bound directly into special editions) for DEATH OF THE AUTHOR. I’ve done 2000 so far and gone through three Sharpies.
August 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m in the process of signing 5000 tip-ins (title pages that will be bound directly into special editions) for DEATH OF THE AUTHOR. I’ve done 2000 so far and gone through three Sharpies.
February 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
HAPPY SHEPTEMBER!
*sharpies cheekdots on you*
#FursuitFriday
*sharpies cheekdots on you*
#FursuitFriday
September 1, 2023 at 9:15 PM
HAPPY SHEPTEMBER!
*sharpies cheekdots on you*
#FursuitFriday
*sharpies cheekdots on you*
#FursuitFriday
Word is D.C. ran out of black Sharpies after Pam Bondi ordered 1,000 FBI agents to sift through 100,000 pages of Epstein files, just to flag any mention of Trump’s name. /s
July 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Word is D.C. ran out of black Sharpies after Pam Bondi ordered 1,000 FBI agents to sift through 100,000 pages of Epstein files, just to flag any mention of Trump’s name. /s
"Too High" - acrylic and sharpies
Absolutely furious with how poorly this one photographs lmao
Absolutely furious with how poorly this one photographs lmao
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Too High" - acrylic and sharpies
Absolutely furious with how poorly this one photographs lmao
Absolutely furious with how poorly this one photographs lmao
Maybe you don’t need 10 sharpies. You can have two.
May 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Maybe you don’t need 10 sharpies. You can have two.
"An old man who loves his Sharpies is a little bit weird...If you just ran across someone talking about Sharpies like that in your normal course of life, you'd wonder if they ate the Sharpies."
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social on Trump's bizarre rambling during a Cabinet meeting.
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social on Trump's bizarre rambling during a Cabinet meeting.
March 27, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"An old man who loves his Sharpies is a little bit weird...If you just ran across someone talking about Sharpies like that in your normal course of life, you'd wonder if they ate the Sharpies."
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social on Trump's bizarre rambling during a Cabinet meeting.
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social on Trump's bizarre rambling during a Cabinet meeting.
Good stink smells: RAW onions, sharpies, fresh paint, gasoline, nail polish
August 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Good stink smells: RAW onions, sharpies, fresh paint, gasoline, nail polish