#Shema
doodle
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Juan/Shema nsfw 🔞 Pain Killer 2
February 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Shema the Beit Shammai way!

Morning shema = standing up
Bedtime shema = lying down
Depression shema = curled up into a ball
Any Shema can be the bedtime Shema if you’ve got enough depression
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Juan/Shema Pain Killer 2 🔞 public sex
September 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Shema for atheists: "Shema Yisrael, I deny eloheynu, I deny echad."
The Shema for agnostics: "Shema Yisrael, I dunno eloheynu, I dunno echad."
August 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Any Shema can be the bedtime Shema if you’ve got enough depression
September 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Shema Boise, Adonoi..."
September 21, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Is the Shema monotheistic?
#maklelan2847
youtu.be/B_GZiOx27Io
Is the Shema monotheistic?
YouTube video by Dan McClellan
youtu.be
August 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
SDS je, poleg vsega, še piramidna shema. Amazing.
To se zgodi po 35 letih vodenja stranke.Meritokratski model vzpenjanja po prehranjevalni lestvici stranke za zasedanje funkcij (finančne posledice), da vodja tedensko objavlja fotke vpisa novih članov.
Kdo je rekel, da je YU komi #partija končala na smetišču zgodovine...
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Colja razkril ozadje odhoda iz SDS. Janša: "Pravila ne omogočajo izjem"
Jure Colja je po izstopu iz SDS in umiku kandidature za župana Kopra razkril, da naj bi bila v ozadju njegove odločitve volilna pravila stranke, po katerih mora
n1info.si
September 27, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Yep, checked with my partner! It’s the Shema prayer: Shema Yisrael Adonai Eloheinu Adonai Echad
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Tell me you don't understand the Shema without telling me you don't understand the Shema.

(Mikey, not Joel.)
This is such a stupid gotcha. Most Jews are perfectly capable of distinguishing between Am Yisrael and Medinat Yisrael. A Zionist like Yeshayahu Leibowitz would have understood this perfectly.
March 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Rabbi Yehoshua says: Is it not sufficient to wait to feed the Mogwai after the earliest one could have finished saying the Shema even if the Shema was not yet said?

Rabbi Tarfon says: Why would you not want to pray first before touching that thing?
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Adoro brincar com o meu
#nsfw
#trans
#DG
#shema
#drag
July 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
July 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
It's #INTERNATIONALCATDAY!!

We're watching The Lion King to celebrate
August 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hot take but everyone really needs to just leave the Shema alone 😭

(OP of first thread is referring to The Pitt)
April 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Christian Nationalist David Frum will soon be condemning the Shema
May 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Fun fact: the Rabbis removed the Ten Commandments out of our core liturgy (Shema
&tc) bc the Jewish Christians were SOOPER into it & the Rabbis wanted to be clear that the 10 weren’t superior to the other 603 mitzvot in Torah.

So we’re clear that this 👇 is Christian supremacy.

& a 1A violation.
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana becomes the first state to require that the Ten Commandments be displayed in public school classrooms.
June 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
4 o' my favorite RPGs (featuring boobs and butts)

Secret of Mana (Purim)
Final Fantasy IX (Freya)
Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door (Jolene)
Quest For Glory (Shema)
May 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Shema: vai ser um universo dark fantasy

Os players:
January 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Anyway you can say the evening shema until midnight which lasts until dawn. So perhaps it’s safe to feed them after morning prayers?
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bem que alguém poderia me dar uma dessa de presente, faria vários vídeos
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July 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
7. At night, you're supposed to say Shema lying down. And in the morning, you're supposed to say it standing up.
July 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
ARCHITECTURE DES SPORTS Shéma des piscines Tournesol de Bernard Schoeller
April 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
me: attempting to say shema
my intrusive thoughts:
July 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM