#Shend
F-FUCK *ooOOUURRRPPpp*
JUSH ACCI-*BWARRPPPPP* ACCIDENTLY DRANK AN EXPERIMENTAL *URRPP* COKE, IM FUCKSHING GAINING SHOOO MUSH WEIGHT, SHEND HE- *HUUAARPPP*-LPSH.
August 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I'll shend you mine if you shend me yoursh 🏆👑 Congratulationsh @daddyjew.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️
autocorrect just changed pussy to pushy and now i can't shtop shexting like Sean Connery
February 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Dey shend us a pay demand, we shend dem a plane - itsh de Emmerdale Way!
September 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
shend the meshage moneypenny
or it getsh the hosh again
May 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
‘They shend one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of theirsh to Mordor.’
December 18, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Now watching Split Second (1992) because Rutger Hauer always promises a good time. Fun cast overall; Kim Cattrall, Pete Postelthwaite, and some dude credited only as The Shend #filmsky 📽️ #horrorsky
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
A few pics from this gig ...
1st few The Very Things

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July 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
What is this nonsense
December 14, 2023 at 2:10 AM
July 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
And I'm pretty sure it was caused by one of those famous Carling Ave. potholes. I should shend the bill to @mark-sutcliffe.bsky.social
My '03 Golf is in the shop with a wheel bearing problem. Sounds simple, right? Not when your car is a 1,000 years old. I think they had to order the part from Neptune. I'll get it back in March.
July 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
“He brings a bible you bring a schtaff. He shends one of yours to the pews, you shend one to confession.”
May 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The Shend in the shed (not sure about this ‘smashing me’ bit though).
May 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
#OohFashion #MusicChallenge

Day 28: Accessories.

The Cravats - Shy.

All Hail The Shend!

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THE CRAVATS - SHY (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
"Shy" is performed by The Cravats. Shy is available as a vinyl single from Overground Records https://www.overgroundrecords.co.uk/product/shy/ as are all Cr...
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February 28, 2024 at 9:20 AM
We shend your Man Ashes shtraight from Manashshash Junction
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Shend to pingsh for confirmation
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Tommy was/is an icon for our generation...
Johnen Twistle Pete Town Shend GIF
ALT: Johnen Twistle Pete Town Shend GIF
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May 14, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Scandinavians: Ve musht shend ze Nordic Ninjas after zis fool!
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the SHENd of the YUNipolar World Order
June 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Recent Physical Media addition... on blu-ray THE POCKET FILM OF SUPERSTITIONS (2023 - Dir. Tom Lee Rutter) Cast: Caroline Munro, Lynn Lowry, Shend, Leila Alexandra, Hannah Batra, Gary Baxter. Big thanks to Tom for hooking me up... well done mate!
April 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM
'Shend in d'murines!'
June 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
They shend one of oursh to the urinal, we shend one of theirsh to the bog
September 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
October 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Shend £25 for my Valentine's flowers
February 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
#OogasMonthOfMusic day 12: A song that feels like a séance gone sideways

The Cravats with Paul Hartnoll – Seance (2006)

Is there anyone there?

#TheCravats #PaulHartnoll #NewWave #electro
Seance by The Cravats with Paul Hartnoll (Dir. The Shend)
Single on Caroline True Records (CTRUE4). Released January 29th 2007. Available from www.carolinetruerecords.co.uk all good record shops and online stores. More info:…
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July 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM