Oh noooo it won't hurt a bit. Look, I'm lighting the fuse right now. Two minutes of pure dread and then KABOOM! Fireworks for Captain Dawes. Won't it be fun?
Don't look so sad. It's so much better than you deserve AND we get your shitty shipmates in the process! Your shitmates! Heehee!
March 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Oh noooo it won't hurt a bit. Look, I'm lighting the fuse right now. Two minutes of pure dread and then KABOOM! Fireworks for Captain Dawes. Won't it be fun?
Don't look so sad. It's so much better than you deserve AND we get your shitty shipmates in the process! Your shitmates! Heehee!