#ShitMyFriendsSay
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mutinykitty.bsky.social
"you are sage beyond your teeth" #shitmyfriendssay
July 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
"Keep your enemies close, keep your cults closer" 💀
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July 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
"Now everything is Ween" #shitmyfriendssay
July 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
"it's me & my pasta against the world" - @hobbitcore.bsky.social
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March 21, 2026 at 11:04 PM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
"you're only born once a year" - #shitmyfriendssay
March 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
"they were on some shit when they made Lost" -emily #shitmyfriendssay
March 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
marcie, about pan: "i own him. he is but a labubu to me"
#shitmyfriendssay
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
"Bianca are you okay?"
"I'm a mormon!" #shitmyfriendssay #happyhalloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
mutinykitty.bsky.social
"Life is pain.... but we have hummus" #shitmyfriendssay
August 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
formerfetus.bsky.social
“What if there’s cool things in the other cities, like pasta making classes and bingo” -Ericka #shitmyfriendssay
May 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
slobra419.bsky.social
It’s Thanksgiving, you can drink on the toilet #shitmyfriendssay
November 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
hobbitcore.bsky.social
“i’m full of chickpeas and rage” #shitmyfriendssay
May 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
blessedpsycho.bsky.social
A conversation with a colleague:

Colleague: (singing) 🎵Doctor Kevorkian!🎵
Me: …why are you consulting with Doctor Kevorkian????
Colleague: My foot

She was mispronouncing her doctor’s actual name, but COME ON!!!

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#CantMakeThisShitUp
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
spanglish-please.bsky.social
How is there not a cardigan emoji?? I'm deleting the internet. Good day.

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January 28, 2026 at 5:26 AM