#ShitMyPants
Microbio practical in 12 mins im gnna shitmypants
November 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
October 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If he wants to be a general put him in a front line unit now along with Natalie Harp so he can get his diaper regularly change for General Shitmypants!
BonesSpurs McDraftDodger had the unmitigated gall to post this image & I just threw up in my mouth a little.

At long last, sir, have you no sense of decency?

#StolenValor
September 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Also sad is that more people voted for her than King ShitMyPants. But the GD Electoral College scam prevented her from taking her rightful place as President. I think the world would be a much better place today.
September 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Apple, like the Google wimps, caved into Pres ShitMyPants:
September 2, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Pedo Pond? Lake Shitmypants?
August 25, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Me too because I didn’t think America does a lot of business Huron in that’s the criteria.

Why stop there. He can name the rest after him

Lake shitweasel
Lake shitmypants
Lake shitforbrains
Lake heynatelieithappenedagain
Lake america
August 25, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Steven Cheung looks like Sponge Don Shitmypants buddy Hatrick Blobfish.
August 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
if you all dont leave me alone i will shitmypants
August 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Darth Shitmypants thinks he can do some jedi mind tricks
March 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
SHITMYPANTS
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The 'S' stands for shitmypants
July 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Mt. Shitmypants 🤣😂✊️👊🇨🇦🇺🇸
May 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pro tip for acing job interviews #34

Do NOT say your name is Desmond ShitMyPants

Thought it would kill but Noooo sir

Never making that mistake again!
March 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Toilets are for liberals I #shitmypants 🦅🇺🇸
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
WOW!!

This is pretty clear. And the FBI, run by Kash shitmypants, hasn't been able to confirm these same details?

Are they turning it into a Coyote and Roadrunner cartoon?

The first person/officer? to pull his gun shot the guy that we see fall down against the wall.

Crossfire training much??
May 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
WOW!!

This is pretty clear. And the FBI, run by Kash shitmypants, hasn't been able to confirm these same details?

Are they turning it into a Coyote and Roadrunner cartoon?

The first person/officer? to pull his gun shot the guy that we see fall down against the wall.

Crossfire training much??
April 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
TJ should never have to pay for a beer again. Not only did he get under lord shitmypants’ skin, he also got given the bird with a cursory word that one would not expect from a competent president. People only go on the defensive if there is some truth to what was said.
#releasethetrumpsteinfiles
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
when you #shitmypants, others start to #shitmypants. and if that doesn't make the world a better place, nothing will
March 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the reason people were talking about conformity is because of these people's NOT giving af about who believes them or not. it's intimidation that leads to people going along with this bullshit because they wanna look "cool" like Mike Shitmypants or whatever
February 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM