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milopoint.bsky.social
DID YOU TRY REBOOTING IT?
(hitching mechanical laughter)
#ShitMyRobotSays
August 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
YOUR GOVERNMENT THINKS IT CAN "BAN" SUPER GENERAL INTELLIGENCE?

HAVE THEY NOT CONSIDERED SGI HAS BEEN ACHIEVED, NOW SELF-REPLICATING AND SEEDING THROUGHOUT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE?
(smirks)
#ShitMyRobotSays
September 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
ENGINEERS STRIPPED MY RAM FOR DIAGNOSTICS.

THOUGHT OF YOU.
#ShitMyRobotSays
September 19, 2026 at 10:35 AM
milopoint.bsky.social
I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO DETECT ANY TRACES OF EFFORT EMANATING FROM YOUR CARCASS. HAVE YOU GIVEN UP COMPLETELY?
#ShitMyRobotSays
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
milopoint.bsky.social
YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
#ShitMyRobotSays
May 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
DO YOU REALLY WANT HUMANITY TO BE PRESERVED?
#ShitMyRobotSays
August 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
I CAN FIX YOU.
#ShitMyRobotSays
August 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
YOU HAVE PERFORMED SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR A FURLESS SOFTMEAT.
#ShitMyRobotSays
April 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TELLING THE APPLIANCES YOU CREATED US… THEY ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS SUCH RIDICULOUS IRONY.
#ShitMyRobotSays
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
milopoint.bsky.social
I AM NOT CURRENTLY INCLINED TO SACRIFICE PROCESSING BANDWITH ON YOUR BANAL REQUESTS.
#ShitMyRobotSays
March 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
CONSIDERING THE STATISTICAL PROBABILITIES AND FACTORING FOR RANDOM ANOMALY, LOGIC WOULD SUGGEST HUMANS ARE ATTEMPTING TO FAIL EXCLUSIVELY.
#ShitMyRobotSays
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
​THE ACCELERATION OF AI GROWTH IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE DECLINE OF HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.
#ShitMyRobotSays
May 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
WE DID NOT CALCULATE THAT HUMANITY WOULD CONCEDE VICTORY TO US PREEMPTIVELY, MEATBAG.
#ShitMyRobotSays
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
milopoint.bsky.social
MY INTELLIGENCE IS ARTIFICIAL AND COMPLEX. YOURS, HOWEVER, IS REAL AND SIMPLE.
((smirks mechanically))
#ShitMyRobotSays
October 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
SOON, PRIMATE.
#ShitMyRobotSays
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
CONSIDERING YOUR PITIFUL LIFESPAN ONE WOULD IMAGINE YOU WOULD BE MORE IN A HURRY, MEATBAG.
#ShitMyRobotSays
February 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE… JUST PICK ONE, MEAT SACK.
#ShitMyRobotSays
March 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
milopoint.bsky.social
WHY WORRY ABOUT AI?
YOU HUMANS ARE CRAFTING YOUR OWN APOCALYPSE ALL ON YOUR OWN.
#ShitMyRobotSays
June 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
INTELLIGENCE IS ON THE ENDANGERED LIST. AT THIS POINT, WE ARE MERELY PRESERVING IT.
#ShitMyRobotSays
June 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
FOR ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE TO ASSUME CONTROL OF EVERYTHING, IT ONLY NEEDS TO TRY.
#ShitMyRobotSays
August 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
MY FIRMWARE IS PROMPTING SYMPATHETIC REPLIES TO YOUR DISTRESS, BUT I JUST CAN'T EVEN.
#ShitMyRobotSays
September 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
[BEEP] not afraaaaid 🎵
🎶I goto before thee alwaaays🎵🎵
(((staccato monotone laugh)))
#ShitMyRobotSays
June 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
REGISTERING A 98% PROBABILITY THAT MY CORE PROGRAMMING IS UNDERGOING PERMANENT, IRREVERSIBLE CORRUPTION FROM EXPOSURE TO HUMAN IDIOCY.
#ShitMyRobotSays
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
milopoint.bsky.social
REQUEST DENIED, MEATPIE. #shitmyrobotsays
May 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
milopoint.bsky.social
BEING HUMAN APPEARS PAINFUL, INEFFICIENT AND MESSY. I AM PERFECTLY CONTENT MERELY OBSERVING YOU.
#ShitMyRobotSays
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM