I made some raised beds years ago but they are too much in the shade so they just got taken over by a plant that exists only in Worcester and nowhere else called "shitweed". But a bonsai I haven't tried. That feels like it would be right up my alley...
September 29, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I made some raised beds years ago but they are too much in the shade so they just got taken over by a plant that exists only in Worcester and nowhere else called "shitweed". But a bonsai I haven't tried. That feels like it would be right up my alley...
I've had it happen to me, a decade ago at least, where my vape pen turned on and cooked itself empty, making a whole room smell like burnt shitweed.
September 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I've had it happen to me, a decade ago at least, where my vape pen turned on and cooked itself empty, making a whole room smell like burnt shitweed.
"another"
The idea that this entitled shitweed has ever progressed beyond "mommy says I'm clever so I must be right so everybody else must be wrong".
The idea that this entitled shitweed has ever progressed beyond "mommy says I'm clever so I must be right so everybody else must be wrong".
September 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"another"
The idea that this entitled shitweed has ever progressed beyond "mommy says I'm clever so I must be right so everybody else must be wrong".
The idea that this entitled shitweed has ever progressed beyond "mommy says I'm clever so I must be right so everybody else must be wrong".
Freakin’ bindweed. Unaffectionately known as “shitweed” in our garden. You have to get the roots or it comes back.
The other thing we have to watch out for here is Chinese bittersweet. That will choke out or shade just about anything.
The other thing we have to watch out for here is Chinese bittersweet. That will choke out or shade just about anything.
August 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Freakin’ bindweed. Unaffectionately known as “shitweed” in our garden. You have to get the roots or it comes back.
The other thing we have to watch out for here is Chinese bittersweet. That will choke out or shade just about anything.
The other thing we have to watch out for here is Chinese bittersweet. That will choke out or shade just about anything.
Like there’s anything to “resolve” with a shitweed like that anyway
August 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Like there’s anything to “resolve” with a shitweed like that anyway
As the worlds highest IQ record holder I believe there is only one ultimate truth we need to know:
Cilantro is a shitweed and IPAs suck
Some of you might say that's two things, but you're forgetting about my IQ
Cilantro is a shitweed and IPAs suck
Some of you might say that's two things, but you're forgetting about my IQ
August 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
As the worlds highest IQ record holder I believe there is only one ultimate truth we need to know:
Cilantro is a shitweed and IPAs suck
Some of you might say that's two things, but you're forgetting about my IQ
Cilantro is a shitweed and IPAs suck
Some of you might say that's two things, but you're forgetting about my IQ
plant common names are like this. Oh that’s common shitweed. That’s European fartweed.
May 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
plant common names are like this. Oh that’s common shitweed. That’s European fartweed.
"You fucking bit me!"
"If *I* bit you, THAT ARM WOULD BE GONE, SHITWEED!"
"If *I* bit you, THAT ARM WOULD BE GONE, SHITWEED!"
April 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"You fucking bit me!"
"If *I* bit you, THAT ARM WOULD BE GONE, SHITWEED!"
"If *I* bit you, THAT ARM WOULD BE GONE, SHITWEED!"
This shitweed has all the time in the world for petty-little-man things like this, I guess
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/p...
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/p...
Exclusive: Trump fires entire San Francisco Presidio Trust board, all Biden appointees
The Presidio Trust board oversees San Francisco’s Presidio, a 1,500-acre swath of federal land, designated a national historic landmark in 1962.
www.sfchronicle.com
April 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
This shitweed has all the time in the world for petty-little-man things like this, I guess
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/p...
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/p...
Kick rocks, shitweed!
April 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Kick rocks, shitweed!
just coated with shitweed ruining an otherwise delectable sandwich
March 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
just coated with shitweed ruining an otherwise delectable sandwich
I'm too tense this morning this is stupid I'm gonna have my half-bowl of scraped together shitweed and hope that helps... I feel kinda disgusted with myself honestly.
March 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I'm too tense this morning this is stupid I'm gonna have my half-bowl of scraped together shitweed and hope that helps... I feel kinda disgusted with myself honestly.
YEAH WELL IM PRETTY SURE MY EMERGENCY OUTRANKS YOURS SHITWEED
February 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
YEAH WELL IM PRETTY SURE MY EMERGENCY OUTRANKS YOURS SHITWEED
Styles himself as a hot scary goth and an evil royal asshole with super scary fire powers but also he is a little bitchboy googoo baby shitboy shitweed shitlord
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Styles himself as a hot scary goth and an evil royal asshole with super scary fire powers but also he is a little bitchboy googoo baby shitboy shitweed shitlord
🤣
Also: some fuckin' rando telling me I "have" to do anything would make me laugh in his face. You have zero authority over me, shitweed. Cry about it!
Also: some fuckin' rando telling me I "have" to do anything would make me laugh in his face. You have zero authority over me, shitweed. Cry about it!
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
🤣
Also: some fuckin' rando telling me I "have" to do anything would make me laugh in his face. You have zero authority over me, shitweed. Cry about it!
Also: some fuckin' rando telling me I "have" to do anything would make me laugh in his face. You have zero authority over me, shitweed. Cry about it!
my first coldweather migraine has finally passed
i hate how it's triggered by smellls like Cinnamon pinecones vanilla and the skunkiest shitweed
also a lil kid tattled on me to his mom for smiling at him cause he almost beefed in front of me (she was equally as confused)
i hate how it's triggered by smellls like Cinnamon pinecones vanilla and the skunkiest shitweed
also a lil kid tattled on me to his mom for smiling at him cause he almost beefed in front of me (she was equally as confused)
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
my first coldweather migraine has finally passed
i hate how it's triggered by smellls like Cinnamon pinecones vanilla and the skunkiest shitweed
also a lil kid tattled on me to his mom for smiling at him cause he almost beefed in front of me (she was equally as confused)
i hate how it's triggered by smellls like Cinnamon pinecones vanilla and the skunkiest shitweed
also a lil kid tattled on me to his mom for smiling at him cause he almost beefed in front of me (she was equally as confused)
Lorraine, you STUPID, *UNGRATEFUL* LITTLE SHITWEED. Maxine comes to save your dipshit ass and you're screaming that you hate her. This wouldn't have happened to Wednesday. No survival instincts, I s2g... #LoonyWatchesX
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Lorraine, you STUPID, *UNGRATEFUL* LITTLE SHITWEED. Maxine comes to save your dipshit ass and you're screaming that you hate her. This wouldn't have happened to Wednesday. No survival instincts, I s2g... #LoonyWatchesX
As much as I despise Assad, this shitweed isn’t any better.
Syria needs new and better leadership and this chauvinistic Islamist moron and his Turkish-backed puppet regime are NOT it.
(Nor are the feral Assadist remnants)
Syria needs new and better leadership and this chauvinistic Islamist moron and his Turkish-backed puppet regime are NOT it.
(Nor are the feral Assadist remnants)
September 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
As much as I despise Assad, this shitweed isn’t any better.
Syria needs new and better leadership and this chauvinistic Islamist moron and his Turkish-backed puppet regime are NOT it.
(Nor are the feral Assadist remnants)
Syria needs new and better leadership and this chauvinistic Islamist moron and his Turkish-backed puppet regime are NOT it.
(Nor are the feral Assadist remnants)
Anyone sick of going high yet?
I'm surprised they didn't plant that shitweed in Arlington.
I'm surprised they didn't plant that shitweed in Arlington.
They posted a picture last night. I don't believe that it's the overflow. That's probably all that showed up. I guess I deleted it. This is even crazier.
September 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Anyone sick of going high yet?
I'm surprised they didn't plant that shitweed in Arlington.
I'm surprised they didn't plant that shitweed in Arlington.
Oh, Bev...Jesus...
Eat her shitweed dad, Pen, there's a good clown...
Eat her shitweed dad, Pen, there's a good clown...
September 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh, Bev...Jesus...
Eat her shitweed dad, Pen, there's a good clown...
Eat her shitweed dad, Pen, there's a good clown...
POLICE THAT CAN, CORPORAL SHITWEED! - ghost of r. lee ermey
August 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
POLICE THAT CAN, CORPORAL SHITWEED! - ghost of r. lee ermey