no no no youre usint this site all wrong !! youre supposed to post something like "daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms" and then a handful of 40 year old trans women with unhealthy relationships to marijuana will reply "mood" and then you dm slide them
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
no no no youre usint this site all wrong !! youre supposed to post something like "daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms" and then a handful of 40 year old trans women with unhealthy relationships to marijuana will reply "mood" and then you dm slide them
Daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms
November 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
naming my new band 'mommy shortarms' just to feel something,
November 28, 2024 at 3:47 PM
naming my new band 'mommy shortarms' just to feel something,
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
mommy shortarms is a T-Rex
November 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
mommy shortarms is a T-Rex
SHORTARMS
The LONGLEGS follow-up movie from Osgood Perkins and Nicolas Cage will release in theaters January 14, 2028.
Perkins directs. Cage stars. Paramount releases.
Perkins directs. Cage stars. Paramount releases.
May 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
SHORTARMS
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms
November 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortarms
Calling Trump Hitler will have the exact same effect as calling him Orangeman Shortarms or whatever - absolutely none!
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Calling Trump Hitler will have the exact same effect as calling him Orangeman Shortarms or whatever - absolutely none!
The people who are against ‘The Deep State’ are, one assumes, The Shallow State, which seems an appropriate term in many ways
February 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Movie idea:
Spoof of Longlegs called Shortarms
Spoof of Longlegs called Shortarms
April 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Movie idea:
Spoof of Longlegs called Shortarms
Spoof of Longlegs called Shortarms
Longlegs & Shortarms
April 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Longlegs & Shortarms
Gonna have to try this because I’ve been having trouble finding all these:
Sometimes They Stay Gone
From Dawn Till Dusk
The Found Boys
Silent Treatment with a Vampire
What We Don’t Do in the Shadows
Yesferatu
Sometimes They Stay Gone
From Dawn Till Dusk
The Found Boys
Silent Treatment with a Vampire
What We Don’t Do in the Shadows
Yesferatu
August 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Excellent idea
I even put makeup on
😆 🤣
Stalled a bit as can't be arsed to do garden or chores for a while
New airer update
Delivered- December
Unpacked- January
Still can't push it up far enough
#shortarms
I even put makeup on
😆 🤣
Stalled a bit as can't be arsed to do garden or chores for a while
New airer update
Delivered- December
Unpacked- January
Still can't push it up far enough
#shortarms
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Excellent idea
I even put makeup on
😆 🤣
Stalled a bit as can't be arsed to do garden or chores for a while
New airer update
Delivered- December
Unpacked- January
Still can't push it up far enough
#shortarms
I even put makeup on
😆 🤣
Stalled a bit as can't be arsed to do garden or chores for a while
New airer update
Delivered- December
Unpacked- January
Still can't push it up far enough
#shortarms
He’s a really interesting player. Raw as hell. Not as bouncy as Rob (who is?). Outstanding passer, but shortarms them sometimes. Likes to bring the ball up, which will end with JB and JT (lol). Can look passive, then explodes to make a play. Perfect prospect for their player dev. machine.
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
He’s a really interesting player. Raw as hell. Not as bouncy as Rob (who is?). Outstanding passer, but shortarms them sometimes. Likes to bring the ball up, which will end with JB and JT (lol). Can look passive, then explodes to make a play. Perfect prospect for their player dev. machine.
I meant Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cafe is his evil twin who starred in such films as “Local Treasure”, “Pro Air”, “Snake Ears”, “Sunstruck”, “Shortarms”, “Lowering Arizona”, “Feet/On”, and “Spirit Racer: Ghost of Retribution”.
March 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I meant Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cafe is his evil twin who starred in such films as “Local Treasure”, “Pro Air”, “Snake Ears”, “Sunstruck”, “Shortarms”, “Lowering Arizona”, “Feet/On”, and “Spirit Racer: Ghost of Retribution”.
Release is lower than you'd want, kinda shortarms it. But how the hell do you guard him?
May 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Release is lower than you'd want, kinda shortarms it. But how the hell do you guard him?