#ShortAttentionSpanTheater
That feeling when you go to do something you have been procrastinating for weeks and is now overdue and see that you already took care of it.

Today's #ShortAttentionSpanTheater
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Singling people out for special scrutiny simply because of who they are is a form of persecution, even if you do find something.

But many people are willing to forgive the persecution if it finds something that tells them what they want to hear.

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I didn't follow the Arday story closely. It's pretty clear though that plagiarism allegations against Black professors are seen as a major news story because many ppl see Black success and intelligent as automatically illegitimate. So the real "scandal" is that Black ppl are professors at all. 1
August 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The what now? Never heard of them. #shortattentionspantheater
April 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
LOL prolly how we are following one another.. lol I can never know. #shortattentionspantheater
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Best-case scenario: Trump continues with the trans-bathroom/Greenland/H1-Bvisa/death-penalty #ShortAttentionSpanTheater stuff for 4 years, and then it will be someone else's turn to waste our time. There's a lot of traffic on the road to hell. #DonaldTrump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #idiocracy
December 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I suppose it's Patty Rosborough's turn to host The Daily Show now.

#ShortAttentionSpanTheater reference for the 2 people who'll get it.
November 8, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Are we actually watching a Money In The Bank recap during the Money In The Bank event? #ShortAttentionSpanTheater #MITB
January 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Why would they assume the rally around the flag effect would persist after the forever wars fatigue, the very thing that helped install trump in the first place?

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June 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
If you wanna know what’s in Abu Dabhi, just ask @jimshull.bsky.social - He’ll tell you once, twice… THREE TIMES in one short video. #EditingExcellence #ShortAttentionSpanTheater
May 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So, what's up with Iran?
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July 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM