I bought this candidate and now he shortcircuits right out of the box????
June 28, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I bought this candidate and now he shortcircuits right out of the box????
Conservative Americans need fairy tales and hagiographies. Any manifestation of actual human complexity shortcircuits their brains.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Conservative Americans need fairy tales and hagiographies. Any manifestation of actual human complexity shortcircuits their brains.
Mfw I have to listen to the news and everything shortcircuits in my brain:
May 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Mfw I have to listen to the news and everything shortcircuits in my brain:
Oughhhh hot wizards *brain shortcircuits*
#CalebWidogast #EssekThelyss #CriticalRole #MightyNein #WIP
#CalebWidogast #EssekThelyss #CriticalRole #MightyNein #WIP
July 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oughhhh hot wizards *brain shortcircuits*
#CalebWidogast #EssekThelyss #CriticalRole #MightyNein #WIP
#CalebWidogast #EssekThelyss #CriticalRole #MightyNein #WIP
"She's a 10, but she's 10" shortcircuits normie-brains
August 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
"She's a 10, but she's 10" shortcircuits normie-brains
getting called doll & babygirl shortcircuits my mind so badly. i melt immediately
April 29, 2026 at 9:09 AM
getting called doll & babygirl shortcircuits my mind so badly. i melt immediately
devouring its tail,
hundred-mile electric eel
shortcircuits; goes limp
hundred-mile electric eel
shortcircuits; goes limp
time this time that oh
ouroboros you old bore
circuit breaker broke
ouroboros you old bore
circuit breaker broke
February 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
devouring its tail,
hundred-mile electric eel
shortcircuits; goes limp
hundred-mile electric eel
shortcircuits; goes limp
I have so much unposted art, so much gallery update and back up to do.
*shortcircuits*
*shortcircuits*
October 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have so much unposted art, so much gallery update and back up to do.
*shortcircuits*
*shortcircuits*
I don't really get horny that often, but when the right person grabs my collar tho 👀💦 shortcircuits my brain
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I don't really get horny that often, but when the right person grabs my collar tho 👀💦 shortcircuits my brain
@taggtheotter.bsky.social is a lyrical genius, @hulkykrow.bsky.social ky.social and @fierylara.bsky.social are just jealous!
www.youtube.com/shorts/gzZq1...
www.youtube.com/shorts/gzZq1...
TaggTheOtter's Brain Shortcircuits, Creates Parody Song
YouTube video by Gremlin's Edits
www.youtube.com
March 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
@taggtheotter.bsky.social is a lyrical genius, @hulkykrow.bsky.social ky.social and @fierylara.bsky.social are just jealous!
www.youtube.com/shorts/gzZq1...
www.youtube.com/shorts/gzZq1...
Sick of fake class analysis from conservative & liberal populists. There is no “lanyard class” or “Epstein class”. This rhetoric (usually spouted by pundits who’re themselves members of elites) at best undermines actual analysis of material power, at worst shortcircuits to (antisemitic) conspiracism
April 8, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Sick of fake class analysis from conservative & liberal populists. There is no “lanyard class” or “Epstein class”. This rhetoric (usually spouted by pundits who’re themselves members of elites) at best undermines actual analysis of material power, at worst shortcircuits to (antisemitic) conspiracism
at new barbers, get asked if I can take my collar off, my brain shortcircuits and I say I can't take it off... She's like 'oh..!? It's it stuck on??' and I'm like nooo haha it's a girlfriend thing, I can physically take it off if I need to I'm just not allowed, and she's just like 'ah right....'
April 24, 2026 at 12:52 PM
at new barbers, get asked if I can take my collar off, my brain shortcircuits and I say I can't take it off... She's like 'oh..!? It's it stuck on??' and I'm like nooo haha it's a girlfriend thing, I can physically take it off if I need to I'm just not allowed, and she's just like 'ah right....'
You know this the type of person who goes "Oh you complain about Dems??? Well I bet you didn't vote Kamala" and then when proven otherwise, just shortcircuits trying to find another argument
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You know this the type of person who goes "Oh you complain about Dems??? Well I bet you didn't vote Kamala" and then when proven otherwise, just shortcircuits trying to find another argument
dabi revealing hawks’ name but he just goes “i’m so hungry i could eat keigo takami” and hawks shortcircuits
April 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
dabi revealing hawks’ name but he just goes “i’m so hungry i could eat keigo takami” and hawks shortcircuits
<something><something>conflict waiver<brain shortcircuits>
July 29, 2024 at 4:50 PM
<something><something>conflict waiver<brain shortcircuits>
I want to fuck the robot in Coffeezilla’s videos until he shortcircuits
January 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I want to fuck the robot in Coffeezilla’s videos until he shortcircuits
our brain shortcircuits 2 a lot of places when our tits get played w/ but our favourite is probably being so blissed out we start thinking/moaning Boobies on repeat like it's a pokemon cry
April 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
our brain shortcircuits 2 a lot of places when our tits get played w/ but our favourite is probably being so blissed out we start thinking/moaning Boobies on repeat like it's a pokemon cry
In the long run, it's a good bet. It ensures preservation of knowledge, shortcircuits generations of people figuring out things again by painful and deadly trial and error.
July 26, 2024 at 2:50 PM
In the long run, it's a good bet. It ensures preservation of knowledge, shortcircuits generations of people figuring out things again by painful and deadly trial and error.
In the long run, it's a good bet. It ensures preservation of knowledge, shortcircuits generations of people figuring out things again by painful and deadly trial and error.
December 8, 2023 at 12:51 AM
In the long run, it's a good bet. It ensures preservation of knowledge, shortcircuits generations of people figuring out things again by painful and deadly trial and error.
Thinking about Kyosato where they don't even kiss until after their moved in together and Satomi keeps on trying to get Kyoji to leave the apartment so he can masturbate and Kyoji just drops that he masturbates when Satomi is home all the time, what's the big deal and shortcircuits satomi's brain
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thinking about Kyosato where they don't even kiss until after their moved in together and Satomi keeps on trying to get Kyoji to leave the apartment so he can masturbate and Kyoji just drops that he masturbates when Satomi is home all the time, what's the big deal and shortcircuits satomi's brain
Omg, Megaplex is this week *shortcircuits*
August 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Omg, Megaplex is this week *shortcircuits*
Seeing obese Homu shortcircuits my brain, its peam
April 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Seeing obese Homu shortcircuits my brain, its peam