"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard
August 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard
Editor: "Can we just shorten this to 'Twitter?'"
Me, tummy growling: "Wow, are you woke?"
Me, tummy growling: "Wow, are you woke?"
July 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Editor: "Can we just shorten this to 'Twitter?'"
Me, tummy growling: "Wow, are you woke?"
Me, tummy growling: "Wow, are you woke?"
Double the powder, shorten the fuse! 🦜
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Double the powder, shorten the fuse! 🦜
Fun fact: you can shorten "Sean O'Brien" to "S.O.B"
February 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fun fact: you can shorten "Sean O'Brien" to "S.O.B"
Weird because they shorten the lives of nearly everyone in their countries…
Chinese leader Xi Jinping and Russian President Vladimir Putin have discussed the potential for scientific advances to extend human life.
Xi and Putin's hot mic moment: How long will science extend the human life span?
Chinese leader Xi Jinping and Russian President Vladimir Putin have discussed the potential for scientific advances to extend human life.
bit.ly
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Weird because they shorten the lives of nearly everyone in their countries…
my biggest internet pet peeve rn has to be people who shorten “this” to “ts” WHY DO YOU NEED TO SHORTEN A FOUR LETTER WORD
June 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
my biggest internet pet peeve rn has to be people who shorten “this” to “ts” WHY DO YOU NEED TO SHORTEN A FOUR LETTER WORD
at least shorten it to Dolph for a frickin sandwich order
September 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
at least shorten it to Dolph for a frickin sandwich order
Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
Once again: DST doesn’t solve the problem of going to/from work in the dark.
Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.
Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.
Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
November 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Once again: DST doesn’t solve the problem of going to/from work in the dark.
Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.
Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.
Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
You could shorten this dramatically.
Kristi Noem - Something ain’t right.
Kristi Noem - Something ain’t right.
April 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You could shorten this dramatically.
Kristi Noem - Something ain’t right.
Kristi Noem - Something ain’t right.
Ich bin sowas von Elong Murks am Shorten, LOL.
June 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Ich bin sowas von Elong Murks am Shorten, LOL.
Finally found a way to shorten faculty meetings.
March 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Finally found a way to shorten faculty meetings.
petition to legally shorten spaghetti to spaghet
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
petition to legally shorten spaghetti to spaghet
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, especially because his name is Steven.
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, especially because his name is Steven.
AMC Theatres is now working to shorten the amount of ads shown before a movie.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
August 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
AMC Theatres is now working to shorten the amount of ads shown before a movie.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
Especially because his name’s Simon.
Especially because his name’s Simon.
September 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
Especially because his name’s Simon.
Especially because his name’s Simon.
A transphobe sent me this 😂 shorten your penis as many times as you want?! 😂😂
Me after my 10th penis shortening surgery: SHORTER, SHORTER I SAY!
Me after my 10th penis shortening surgery: SHORTER, SHORTER I SAY!
July 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A transphobe sent me this 😂 shorten your penis as many times as you want?! 😂😂
Me after my 10th penis shortening surgery: SHORTER, SHORTER I SAY!
Me after my 10th penis shortening surgery: SHORTER, SHORTER I SAY!
People with HIV will be able to receive kidney or liver transplants from donors who also have HIV, federal health officials announced Tuesday.
The landmark move, which takes effect Wednesday, is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients.
The landmark move, which takes effect Wednesday, is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients.
U.S. okays organ transplants between people with HIV, expanding donor pool
The landmark move is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients and reduce hurdles to life-saving care for those with HIV.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2024 at 2:49 PM
People with HIV will be able to receive kidney or liver transplants from donors who also have HIV, federal health officials announced Tuesday.
The landmark move, which takes effect Wednesday, is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients.
The landmark move, which takes effect Wednesday, is expected to shorten wait times for organs for all patients.
Can't tell you how EXTRAORDINARILY bad it is to shorten your name to "Al" right now
September 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Can't tell you how EXTRAORDINARILY bad it is to shorten your name to "Al" right now
SHORTEN THE SEASON
June 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
SHORTEN THE SEASON
AMC is now working to shorten the amount of ads shown before a movie
(via Deadline)
(via Deadline)
August 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
AMC is now working to shorten the amount of ads shown before a movie
(via Deadline)
(via Deadline)
Authoritarianism demands submission to authority. Authoritarians will shorten the lives, in every way possible, to those who challenge them.
August 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Authoritarianism demands submission to authority. Authoritarians will shorten the lives, in every way possible, to those who challenge them.
I have a proposal. let's shorten Armor Class to "ass." then you can say "does a 24 hit your ass?"
April 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I have a proposal. let's shorten Armor Class to "ass." then you can say "does a 24 hit your ass?"