#Shorter
the arc of the moral universe could be a bit shorter imo
November 6, 2024 at 7:59 PM
WHOS NOT IN
THE EPSTEIN FILES
IS A SHORTER LIST
February 21, 2026 at 1:12 AM
My 1cm shorter bestie
April 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
shorter android lady
April 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Shorter Mike Johnson:

Beating up a woman isn’t “really serious.”
Q: This has been reported for a while. Cory Mills was accused of beating a girlfriend in his DC apt. Are you concerned about these allegations?

JOHNSON: You have to ask Rep. Mills about that. He's been a faithful colleague. I don't know the details. Let's talk about things that are really serious
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Shorter Trump admin: Obey or Die
Homan on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."
July 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
go ahead, keep posting the photo. his tie will only get shorter
June 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Shorter Andreessen
March 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story
May 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Shorter JD Vance: You are not allowed to criticize ICE.

Goes along with shorter Pete Hegseth: You are not allowed to criticize the military's action at Wounded Knee.

And shorter Donald Trump: You are not allowed to criticize me.

It's full-on authoritarianism, all the way down.
JD Vance is now using the term "blood libel" to describe criticism of ICE, saying, "The Democrats and the media — because they so hate the idea of a real border — are engaging in a kind of blood libel against ICE agents."

Somewhere, our ancestors wept.
September 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Shorter hair variant
December 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
“Meeting expectations since 1994.”
May 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
being shorter has its benefits sometimes
December 7, 2024 at 8:47 PM
“You are much shorter in real life!”
July 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Shorter: Inflation not too bad if you are dead.
Fox Business contributor: Inflation isn't too bad “when you exclude food and energy”
June 18, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I reckon the USA needs shorter presidential terms.
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
People don’t notice Kris is shorter than ralsei and I think that’s fun to emphasize
July 27, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I went even shorter…
January 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The shorts get shorter
June 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
now it's shorter!
September 22, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Shorter Douthat.
January 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Luna with shorter hair >>>>
August 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
making her shorter and converting excess mass into even more boob
bit of an mini art dump today because i only now remembered this massive tiddy serval i drew a while back and then never posted. can't promise this will turn into an actual character or anything, but i wanted to try drawing a face and body type that's slightly different from what i usually do
September 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Wow that’s a lot no wonder the line at Panera Bread was shorter
Reporter: The president of Venezuela called the strike on the boat illegal

Trump: What’s illegal is the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM