The shortest honeymoon in history.
February 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The shortest honeymoon in history.
tallest vs shortest creatures in town
August 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
tallest vs shortest creatures in town
That was the shortest ceasefire ever.
April 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
That was the shortest ceasefire ever.
February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
The shortest lover's quarrel in the world
August 8, 2026 at 9:48 AM
The shortest lover's quarrel in the world
theyre calling it the shortest ceasefire in history
Fox News: "Breaking right now -- Iranian state media says Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz"
April 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
theyre calling it the shortest ceasefire in history
May 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
three months, shortest run yet ✌️
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 PM
three months, shortest run yet ✌️
That was the shortest imaginary ceasefire ever.
June 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That was the shortest imaginary ceasefire ever.
[weakest, shortest man voice] you don’t want any of this
June 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
[weakest, shortest man voice] you don’t want any of this
Togore is still the shortest #deltarune
August 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Togore is still the shortest #deltarune
Hey there, Moon and Venus. 👋
Dawn after our shortest night
Dawn after our shortest night
June 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey there, Moon and Venus. 👋
Dawn after our shortest night
Dawn after our shortest night
‘The Shortest Day’ illustrations by Carson Ellis
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
‘The Shortest Day’ illustrations by Carson Ellis
Shortest memory possible
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Shortest memory possible
Tonight’s dinner was chosen by whatever place had the shortest line.
September 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Tonight’s dinner was chosen by whatever place had the shortest line.
Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey
March 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey
Was always the shortest in my class..
Welp not anymore.
Old art from Dungionbeast
Welp not anymore.
Old art from Dungionbeast
September 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Was always the shortest in my class..
Welp not anymore.
Old art from Dungionbeast
Welp not anymore.
Old art from Dungionbeast
August 1, 2024 at 1:55 PM
difference between tallest and shortest tillie character
March 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
difference between tallest and shortest tillie character
My weird phobia’s and rituals. I line my French fries up by size and eat them two at a time, shortest to longest. If I don’t do this, something terrible will happen. 1/
September 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My weird phobia’s and rituals. I line my French fries up by size and eat them two at a time, shortest to longest. If I don’t do this, something terrible will happen. 1/
September 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Longest. Shortest month. Ever.
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Longest. Shortest month. Ever.
Happy Shortest Day of the Year to those who hibernate!
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy Shortest Day of the Year to those who hibernate!
58 years ago today, 5-foot-5, 140-pound Freddie Patek made his MLB debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
June 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
58 years ago today, 5-foot-5, 140-pound Freddie Patek made his MLB debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.