Pete Hegseth has one sideburn. did the other one get shaved off as a prank or what?
April 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pete Hegseth has one sideburn. did the other one get shaved off as a prank or what?
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April 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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"It's the media's fault that I have one short sideburn, and another long one"
As former Trump Pentagon senior officials describe “total chaos” on his watch, Hegseth hilariously blames the media (again)
April 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"It's the media's fault that I have one short sideburn, and another long one"
dude is freaking out about the sideburn thing
Sec. Pete Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon, per CBS News
www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
www.cbsnews.com
April 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
dude is freaking out about the sideburn thing
This is in reference to the average PJ haircut and sideburn length btw
As long as we're talking about CSAR, I need to call everyone's attention to the CSAR Elvis morale patch.
April 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is in reference to the average PJ haircut and sideburn length btw
Where is his other sideburn?!
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Where is his other sideburn?!
He still has one single unshaved sideburn btw
April 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He still has one single unshaved sideburn btw
I guess the missing sideburn is the mainstream media's fault?
April 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I guess the missing sideburn is the mainstream media's fault?
My grays are taunting me
January 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
My grays are taunting me
There's some remarkable "I'm not mad" vocal work being done here, but I think it's high time Secretary Hegseth sits in front of Congress and explains why he has one really long sideburn and one normal-sized one. America demands answers.
As former Trump Pentagon senior officials describe “total chaos” on his watch, Hegseth hilariously blames the media (again)
April 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There's some remarkable "I'm not mad" vocal work being done here, but I think it's high time Secretary Hegseth sits in front of Congress and explains why he has one really long sideburn and one normal-sized one. America demands answers.
Anyone gonna ask him why he has one long sideburn and one short sideburn? Having trouble seeing himself in the mirror this morning?
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Anyone gonna ask him why he has one long sideburn and one short sideburn? Having trouble seeing himself in the mirror this morning?
Pesto the penguin going through his sideburn phase of molting.
November 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Pesto the penguin going through his sideburn phase of molting.
Flanagan's got powerful facial hair.
June 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Flanagan's got powerful facial hair.
i just cut my own sideburn today and holy shit
finally made up my mind! i will go to the con this sunday and cosplay hojo frfr this time!
September 23, 2026 at 2:53 PM
i just cut my own sideburn today and holy shit
“We were brothers once”
April 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“We were brothers once”
the argentine president sideburn guy begging trump for a bailout after gutting his country's social safety net is one of the funniest things ever
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
the argentine president sideburn guy begging trump for a bailout after gutting his country's social safety net is one of the funniest things ever
He is still missing a sideburn.
April 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
He is still missing a sideburn.
Many formerly bearded men suffer from a condition known as Sideburn Creep
December 31, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Many formerly bearded men suffer from a condition known as Sideburn Creep
Attaching that missing sideburn?
April 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Attaching that missing sideburn?
omg look at his sideburn….🫣
September 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
omg look at his sideburn….🫣