People came to my signing!!
July 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
People came to my signing!!
I'm so old, I remember when Obama signing ONE executive order was tyranny
February 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm so old, I remember when Obama signing ONE executive order was tyranny
Trump ahead of signing executive orders: "We're signing some important legislation."
(That is not how EOs work)
(That is not how EOs work)
April 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump ahead of signing executive orders: "We're signing some important legislation."
(That is not how EOs work)
(That is not how EOs work)
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus.
I love this for them.
I love this for them.
September 22, 2026 at 12:36 PM
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus.
I love this for them.
I love this for them.
Trump signing hats yesterday while Musk handles budget negotiations with the House.
December 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Trump signing hats yesterday while Musk handles budget negotiations with the House.
undeniably good optics: signing a war treaty in Versailles
Trump: "It's signed. I signed it in Versailles. I just signed it."
June 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
undeniably good optics: signing a war treaty in Versailles
Just J.K. Simmons signing drumsticks at the ballpark 🥁
May 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Just J.K. Simmons signing drumsticks at the ballpark 🥁
another Grenoble signing
November 2, 2024 at 9:17 PM
another Grenoble signing
Swalwell: The guy said he would cut prices, and instead he’s killing people—and I’m not signing off on that.
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Swalwell: The guy said he would cut prices, and instead he’s killing people—and I’m not signing off on that.
Signing up for Costco immediately
January 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Signing up for Costco immediately
Trump arrives in Tehran after signing the Iran deal. 🏳️
June 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Trump arrives in Tehran after signing the Iran deal. 🏳️
Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
August 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
Tim Walz (MN Gov) signing bill that gives food to kids for free at school, something that seems stupidly obvious and shouldn't be contentious.
VS
Huckabee Sanders (AR Gov) after signing a bill banning critical race theory from schools then days later signing a bill to make Child Labor legal.
VS
Huckabee Sanders (AR Gov) after signing a bill banning critical race theory from schools then days later signing a bill to make Child Labor legal.
July 8, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Tim Walz (MN Gov) signing bill that gives food to kids for free at school, something that seems stupidly obvious and shouldn't be contentious.
VS
Huckabee Sanders (AR Gov) after signing a bill banning critical race theory from schools then days later signing a bill to make Child Labor legal.
VS
Huckabee Sanders (AR Gov) after signing a bill banning critical race theory from schools then days later signing a bill to make Child Labor legal.
There’s something really apropos about signing the Iran deal in Versailles.
June 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
There’s something really apropos about signing the Iran deal in Versailles.
My statement on signing the Epstein petition.
September 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My statement on signing the Epstein petition.
Senile Satan: “I’m not signing any more bills.”
Everyone: “No one cares, Grandpa.”
Everyone: “No one cares, Grandpa.”
March 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Senile Satan: “I’m not signing any more bills.”
Everyone: “No one cares, Grandpa.”
Everyone: “No one cares, Grandpa.”
Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
do these guys realize they are just signing up for a recurring subscription
Another institution in our country caves to Trump. Again. Sad to see, especially as an alum. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/n...
Columbia Agrees to $200 Million Fine to Settle Fight With Trump
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
do these guys realize they are just signing up for a recurring subscription
Bondi: "I'm signing death warrants"
April 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Bondi: "I'm signing death warrants"
Signing your name 100,000 times is actually quite time-consuming.
December 21, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Signing your name 100,000 times is actually quite time-consuming.
fair play, that’s a decent signing
May 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
fair play, that’s a decent signing
Did a signing in Rennes :)
October 29, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Did a signing in Rennes :)