Fuck outta here, big similac.
Gen x might gotta die early. Yall just toddlers with with grey hair 😭
August 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Fuck outta here, big similac.
thanks for the advice! i've switched Vivi over to Mike's Hard Similac, and she seems to really enjoy it. (makes her sleepy for some reason, though.)
do you know where you can still buy the 2009 promotional Flamin' Hot Cheetos Enfamil? it's the only thing Vivi will drink and we're running out
March 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
thanks for the advice! i've switched Vivi over to Mike's Hard Similac, and she seems to really enjoy it. (makes her sleepy for some reason, though.)
Hmmm...
This aged like Similac.
This aged like Similac.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Hmmm...
This aged like Similac.
This aged like Similac.
The Enfamil and Similac reps are both at our office at the same time I wonder if they will start fighting.
September 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Enfamil and Similac reps are both at our office at the same time I wonder if they will start fighting.
Switch to Takis' Ghost pepper Mariachi Surprise By Similac. Its great
do you know where you can still buy the 2009 promotional Flamin' Hot Cheetos Enfamil? it's the only thing Vivi will drink and we're running out
March 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Switch to Takis' Ghost pepper Mariachi Surprise By Similac. Its great
First of all, respect your elders, Similac.😂
If you graduated high school before 2005 pls stay out my way grandpa.
July 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
First of all, respect your elders, Similac.😂
isn't there some famous scottish dialect twitter post where a baby says like "ay maureen am on tha similac"
June 21, 2024 at 4:53 PM
isn't there some famous scottish dialect twitter post where a baby says like "ay maureen am on tha similac"
Not the Hillshire farms cold cuts and Similac 😭
August 16, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Not the Hillshire farms cold cuts and Similac 😭
Team IcyHot and Team Similac, they had no nickname for Chuck's
February 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Team IcyHot and Team Similac, they had no nickname for Chuck's
remember when we ran out of similac because these monopolistic skanks allowed three companies to hold all the babies' titty mix??
July 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
remember when we ran out of similac because these monopolistic skanks allowed three companies to hold all the babies' titty mix??
"THE SEARCH FOR SIMILAC" directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz. Rated PG.
August 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
"THE SEARCH FOR SIMILAC" directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz. Rated PG.
Nah get back Similac
May 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Nah get back Similac
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April 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Oldest was born Dec 2017. Rang in 2018 with sushi, champagne, and similac
December 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Oldest was born Dec 2017. Rang in 2018 with sushi, champagne, and similac
July 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
can anyone think of a use for 37 metal 1.92lb similac baby formula cans, empty, with plastic lids, and also 3 random ones without lids
May 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
can anyone think of a use for 37 metal 1.92lb similac baby formula cans, empty, with plastic lids, and also 3 random ones without lids
When breastfeeding moms go on about how people don’t validate them enough, I want to dare them to walk into any hospital, pediatrician, or hell, a busy park with a bunch of busybodies walking by and shake up a bottle of Similac.
February 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
When breastfeeding moms go on about how people don’t validate them enough, I want to dare them to walk into any hospital, pediatrician, or hell, a busy park with a bunch of busybodies walking by and shake up a bottle of Similac.
Mama must've cut his Similac with creatine.
this is Luke Littler, who just won the world darts championship
he is 17 years old
he is 17 years old
January 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mama must've cut his Similac with creatine.
See, I knew it.
Get these Similac silks away from me 😂
Get these Similac silks away from me 😂
January 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
See, I knew it.
Get these Similac silks away from me 😂
Get these Similac silks away from me 😂
Just saw a post from a mom who is anxious because WIC is switching from covering Similac baby formula to covering Enfamil, and she's worried the change will upset her baby's stomach. How fucked up is it that WIC only covers one brand of formula at a time? Apparently they change it every 3 years
August 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just saw a post from a mom who is anxious because WIC is switching from covering Similac baby formula to covering Enfamil, and she's worried the change will upset her baby's stomach. How fucked up is it that WIC only covers one brand of formula at a time? Apparently they change it every 3 years
breath still smelling like similac chile......
December 12, 2024 at 5:35 PM
breath still smelling like similac chile......
Got Similac on they breath & talking mess 🤣🤣
March 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Got Similac on they breath & talking mess 🤣🤣
any given libertarian after 3 zimas and a bump of similac:
June 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
any given libertarian after 3 zimas and a bump of similac: