November 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Also to these Blitz Simps
November 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Also to these Blitz Simps
November 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i already know who my simps are!! i have bits to workshop!!
November 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i already know who my simps are!! i have bits to workshop!!
They really did say “feed those Blitzø simps with Return to Loo Loo Land give them breakfast lunch and dinner cause it’ll be their last fucking meal before we execute them point blank in the morning”
November 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
They really did say “feed those Blitzø simps with Return to Loo Loo Land give them breakfast lunch and dinner cause it’ll be their last fucking meal before we execute them point blank in the morning”
Tester/Bodnar simps be like...
November 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Tester/Bodnar simps be like...
Please do a newsletter translating anime memes to us uncool simps.
November 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Please do a newsletter translating anime memes to us uncool simps.
It’s Simp 4 Blitzø Day. It’s a new international holiday where everyone simps for Blitzø and celebrates his hotness and cuteness and lizardness and gives him all the love and appreciation he deserves. Everyone do it. 💕✨🦎✨💕
November 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It’s Simp 4 Blitzø Day. It’s a new international holiday where everyone simps for Blitzø and celebrates his hotness and cuteness and lizardness and gives him all the love and appreciation he deserves. Everyone do it. 💕✨🦎✨💕
I would add "I care about him being overly friendly towards Nazi pedophile simps and their Nazi pedophile Mammon," but that's just repeating what you just said.
November 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I would add "I care about him being overly friendly towards Nazi pedophile simps and their Nazi pedophile Mammon," but that's just repeating what you just said.
The people who run these companies are literally saying publicly that the technology will destroy the human race. They are writing that it will ruin civilization their IPO prospectuses. The public is simply trusting the very tech oligarchs these simps are defending.
November 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The people who run these companies are literally saying publicly that the technology will destroy the human race. They are writing that it will ruin civilization their IPO prospectuses. The public is simply trusting the very tech oligarchs these simps are defending.
There are still “Platner didn’t know what his tattoo was” Nazi simps out there, if you can believe it.
Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
Alt: Nazi officer wearing Graham Platner campaign merch in the Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
static.klipy.com
November 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
There are still “Platner didn’t know what his tattoo was” Nazi simps out there, if you can believe it.
Maga are simps for a dying old pedophile
November 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Maga are simps for a dying old pedophile
Simps gonna simp
November 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Simps gonna simp
i lovee simps who wanna be told to get caged
November 15, 2026 at 5:37 AM
i lovee simps who wanna be told to get caged
Happy Friday the 13th simps. Did you know it's bad luck not to send today?
#Fridaythe13th #Domme #Femdom #Findom #Goddesses #simp #beta #losers #paypig
#Fridaythe13th #Domme #Femdom #Findom #Goddesses #simp #beta #losers #paypig
November 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Happy Friday the 13th simps. Did you know it's bad luck not to send today?
#Fridaythe13th #Domme #Femdom #Findom #Goddesses #simp #beta #losers #paypig
#Fridaythe13th #Domme #Femdom #Findom #Goddesses #simp #beta #losers #paypig
everyone is sick of asmonrat and his incel simps
you love to see it
you love to see it
November 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
everyone is sick of asmonrat and his incel simps
you love to see it
you love to see it
Make me even richer simps
November 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Make me even richer simps
“Yer Da wears a tracksuit and simps for that sex pest Russell Brand in front of the courthouse!”
November 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“Yer Da wears a tracksuit and simps for that sex pest Russell Brand in front of the courthouse!”
It’s take TWO to tangle, goofy simps.
November 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
It’s take TWO to tangle, goofy simps.
Billionaire simps.
Witkoff hugs Putin's top envoy upon landing in Moscow with Jared Kushner
November 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Billionaire simps.
Who cares if everyon is watching? My sweaty pits are like crack to my pathetic little simps~
Art by EmptyInside on FA
Featuring @bageleater.bsky.social @bigtittykitty.bsky.social @hirabigdumb.bsky.social and Adaeze <3
Art by EmptyInside on FA
Featuring @bageleater.bsky.social @bigtittykitty.bsky.social @hirabigdumb.bsky.social and Adaeze <3
November 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Who cares if everyon is watching? My sweaty pits are like crack to my pathetic little simps~
Art by EmptyInside on FA
Featuring @bageleater.bsky.social @bigtittykitty.bsky.social @hirabigdumb.bsky.social and Adaeze <3
Art by EmptyInside on FA
Featuring @bageleater.bsky.social @bigtittykitty.bsky.social @hirabigdumb.bsky.social and Adaeze <3
i want natural worshipper subs and simps :>
November 12, 2026 at 7:43 AM
i want natural worshipper subs and simps :>