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sautter.bsky.social
"You Don’t Win Friends With Salad."

#SimpsonsQuotes
Lisa Simpson thinking of a lamb.
October 28, 2026 at 10:21 AM
spoonlagoon.bsky.social
Wooden "Monorail" Wall Map anyone?

It's safe to say it looks good wherever it is placed, and helps you weed out who is Classic Simpsons knowledge cool, and who isn't.

#TheSimpsons #ClassicSimpsons #SimpsonsQuotes #Monorail #Art
Lyle Lanley - The Simpsons Monorail Wall Map (Wooden, laser engraved).
October 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
chikyu86.bsky.social
Homer Simpson: “D’oh!” 🍩

She was supposed to hit the gym…
but things got a little out of control 😳🔥

Even Homer wouldn’t know what to say 😂

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October 14, 2026 at 7:12 AM
bluetrends.bsky.social
New feed: Simpsons Quotes - classic one-liners & related tags (e.g. #SimpsonsQuotes). Catch gems like "You don't win friends with salad." 🍩

October 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
nynzi.bsky.social
“Marg, it’s not the moment, it’s not the memory. It’s the anticipation!” #SimpsonsQuotes
November 12, 2024 at 7:31 PM
tentcityhall.bsky.social
This is a mediocre choice with your life on the line, ngl:

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Erroneous tweet claiming that the scene where Homer pretends to be Mr Burns at the post office contains the single best Simpsons line.
March 14, 2024 at 2:41 AM
callig-n-craft.bsky.social
Morning friends 🌞 Classic Simpsons fan? Here's some cromulent calligraphy for you! I'd like to do more of these, maybe also featuring character drawings. What's your favorite Simpsons joke or moment? #artsky #calligraphy #lettering #simpsonsquotes #thesimpsons #cromulent #woozlewozzle #tv #quotes
Calligraphy of the nonsense term "woozle wozzle" which is what Bart Simpson says in a classic Simpsons episode. The capital letter is large and ornate, featuring orange green and blue. Red calligraphy of the word "cromulent", which was famously featured in The Simpsons. Gothic style broad nib calligraphy with flourishes in a playful style.
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
dukenfield.bsky.social
I trust everyone had kippers for breakfast?

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agnes-guano.bsky.social 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · Jul 15
It's St Swithin's Day and it appears to be chucking it down out there. That doesn't bode well...
July 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
thesimpsonsquotes.bsky.social
#simpsonsquotes
January 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
jskylerinc.bsky.social
"If a cow had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about." #SimpsonsQuotes
November 18, 2024 at 4:28 AM
toalbooth.bsky.social
Seeing how many simpsons fans are on Bluesky right now, let me know you're favourite quote!

I'll go first with one of mine

#TheSimpsons #SimpSky #SimpsonsQuotes
November 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
ssictor.eurosky.social
-Papi, yo de mayor quiero ser como tú. -Pues ya puedes empezar a comer... #SimpsonsQuotes
February 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
thebisexualfury.bsky.social
“Homer, you liked Rashomon.”
“That’s not how I remember it..”
#SimpsonsQuotes
December 14, 2024 at 5:38 AM
thebisexualfury.bsky.social
“We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy!” #SimpsonsQuotes
December 14, 2024 at 5:35 AM
thebisexualfury.bsky.social
I’d love to stay and chat but I’m in the middle of a FUN RUN! See you tomorrow at work. Though I don’t really like to call it WORK! #Simpsonsquotes
December 14, 2024 at 5:32 AM
realmaxmagenta.bsky.social
Moe always did seem like he was a fan of cosmic horror.

#simpsonsdidit #unclemoe #simpsonsquotes
Moe Sizlak quote: You know when your dog has a nightmare? That's who I pray to. Still makes me laugh, even today.
May 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
ryandoherty.bsky.social
Happy Easter, everybody. (Courtesy of @SimpsonsQuotes on the other app)
April 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
tforrester.bsky.social
“Oh, god yes! We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.” #simpsonsquotes #simpsons
February 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM