Sir we have lost the white tight ends from suburban Utah
Houston Texans starting tight end Dalton Schultz on his Instagram story: "Get fucked @governorabbott"
November 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Sir we have lost the white tight ends from suburban Utah
Nuke them from orbit sir
Official statement from incoming chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Government Reform @robertgarcia.house.gov:
November 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Nuke them from orbit sir
great closing message sir, very optimistic
Trump on Iran: "I'm not looking to kill lots of people, but if we have to, we'll have to"
November 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
great closing message sir, very optimistic
permission to lib out sir
November 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
permission to lib out sir
Asked and answered, sir.
PAXTON: Tell your friends the difference between me and James Talarico
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Paxton, you take bribes!
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Paxton, you take bribes!
November 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Asked and answered, sir.
“Sir this is a Wendy’s not a Greggs”
November 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
“Sir this is a Wendy’s not a Greggs”
Everyone hates you sir!
November 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Everyone hates you sir!
Excellent edit at the end sir
November 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Excellent edit at the end sir
Masterful gambit, sir
November 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Masterful gambit, sir
Sir! Sir! Could you talk more about how your patients were turned over to a collection agency?
Sir?
Sir?
1. This is an insane ad by Kansas Senator Roger Marshall, and when I first saw it, I thought it reeked of involvement by the candidate or the candidate’s spouse.
November 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Sir! Sir! Could you talk more about how your patients were turned over to a collection agency?
Sir?
Sir?
requesting permission to lib out sir
November 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
requesting permission to lib out sir
<sir david attenborough voice> But watch what happens when one of the younger wolves in the pack detects weakness in the aging leader…
👀 DESANTIS: “Republicans are trying to blame Biden — No, listen, we just gotta be honest. Gas prices are higher because of (Trump’s war). That’s just a fact. If you can admit that to voters you’re gaslighting them.”
November 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
<sir david attenborough voice> But watch what happens when one of the younger wolves in the pack detects weakness in the aging leader…
sir this is a Wokeaburger
November 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
sir this is a Wokeaburger
"Sir, tell them high prices are the best thing for the economy right now."
Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "Prices are high. The best cure for high prices is high prices. It grows supply."
November 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
"Sir, tell them high prices are the best thing for the economy right now."
sir, we've been dummymandermogged
November 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
sir, we've been dummymandermogged
Bone is rather dusty, sir.
November 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Bone is rather dusty, sir.
We want blood sir
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
November 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
We want blood sir
pin me down sir 🥹
November 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
pin me down sir 🥹
no please sir wake up
November 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
no please sir wake up
sir i am not a dj taking requests
November 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
sir i am not a dj taking requests
Now what are you going to do sir?
November 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Now what are you going to do sir?
They want us to get accountability, not revenge. But they do expect accountability, sir.
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
They want us to get accountability, not revenge. But they do expect accountability, sir.
a politics that brings people together to ruthlessly investigate and prosecute this lying corrupt and criminal administration and pursue them to the ends of the earth
sir
sir
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
November 4, 2026 at 7:08 AM
a politics that brings people together to ruthlessly investigate and prosecute this lying corrupt and criminal administration and pursue them to the ends of the earth
sir
sir