#Sit-up
Sit the hell down in your high chair, Pee-Wee German, and shut the fuck up. Your trolling skills are dogshit, just like your soul.
October 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.
October 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Here's a clip of a dog mom straight-up saying "SIT YO ASSES DOWN!" to her puppies.
October 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
They would tell you sit down, shut up, and watch the damn game.
Also, manufacturing in Michigan is stalling under Trump
www.wbaltv.com/article/manu...
October 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I can sit there telling her to wake up for ten minutes, and nothing happens. But barely two notes into canyon.mid and she's awake
October 16, 2026 at 6:52 AM
When it’s been a rough year but you’re still excited for Halloween
October 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Fuck ya’all. I’ve got an opinion and I don’t give a flying fuck if you like it. So sit down, shut your ass up, and take what I’ve gotta say cuz I’m not sorry if it triggers you.

(*six minutes, twenty seven seconds later*)

I’ve turned off comments and quote tweets on this post because of the trolls
October 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I <3 hickeys I <3 marks I <3 being marked up !
October 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Falling sleep sit up like mine ancestor Bastet (a bit fatter tho’) 😹
October 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
i wanted to sit them up but theres not enough space...
October 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
MAGA candidate humiliated after ‘mansplain’ attempt blows up in his face: 'Sit over there' #RawStory
www.rawstory.com
MAGA candidate humiliated after ‘mansplain’ attempt blows up in his face: 'Sit over there'
twp.ai
October 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I'd like an adult-sized Sit-N-Spin please
October 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
To all those serious adults posting about how serious adults shouldn’t dress up for Halloween or decorate or eat candy or whatever: fuck you. Bet you’re fun at parties. Go sit on a cactus, killjoy.
October 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Looks like they're only setting up chairs as people come in, so that they have to all sit close together.
October 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
mean woman says "do you NOT want the bullying?" and I have to shut up and sit there
October 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
wound up having to sit next to a cop at a community meeting and made this face
October 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
They're going to livestream a firing squad.
Melania needs to sit down and shut the fuck up.
October 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
standing up, until I sit down
October 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Next Monday we decided to teach Canadian Highlander to none other than Andrea Mengucci! The Professor, @wheeler.bsky.social, and Hazel all sit down to Shuffle Up & Play this established-yet-gaining-in-popularity format!

Watch last week's episode here: youtu.be/DkqnCxgytRc

#MagicTheGathering
October 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
guy who draws with mouse because theyre too lazy to sit up and draw on a tablet
October 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Correction: they didn’t sit on their hands, they also helped carve up Poland
October 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Lovely plague rats. I keep meaning to pick up another pack so I have enough for original flavour Warhammer Quest.
October 16, 2026 at 8:08 AM
The longer you wait the more it seems like the e-mail has to be really good / long to make up for it and then it's even harder to just sit and write it
October 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
These are the folks showing up to vote....... they don't sit out or Leave It Blank... they are never Uncommitted.....
Q: What brings you to the Trump rally?

GUY: I don't like Biden
October 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM