#Skidplate
October 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
my toxic trait is that i love the fake star wars swears and when Transformers characters say things like "kiss my skidplate" or "it's just a mesh wound"
September 23, 2026 at 6:04 AM
further skidplate testing was required

(I can't quit hitting cones)
September 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
That sucks. Does this not have a skidplate under that vulnerable oil pan?
September 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Cars have been enshittified sooo bad. 2014 camery and I cant even get underneath the goddamn thing enough to zip tie the fake ass skidplate back up. It comes with a suicide jack of the scissor varity, but zero indication of where it is appropriate to put it under the shitbox to lift it.
September 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
{ pang of infinite pain when a few hundo for a rallycross skidplate is hurting }
September 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
checking if the creek by my house has crawfish since 90% of my diet is already ham and cheese sandwiches foraged from the kitchen at work (and I need to buy the Mazda3 a skidplate)
September 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
the Taycan Cross Turismo is definitely on Stef's Depreciation Watch for a reason 😈

(but lmao, the Mazda3's skidplate is feeling out of reach after this dumb wisdom tooth surgery wiped out my FSA and then some)
September 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
already got one skidplate worn to the bolt head lol
August 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Next time on Beast Wars: The Fallen gets his skidplate handed ta him by Crow Convoy.
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Skidplate is a horrible name for the first He/Him Lesbian Transformer.
This is my friend, Buttcheeks. #transformers
May 6, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I cannot describe in enough detail how repulsive I find the idea of a conservaderp's lips being within striking distance of my skidplate, so INSTEAD I'll say that I wish they'd just--y'know what, hangonasec, lemme just follow the chain of thought to the final link, one moment...
It's Valentine's Day, so the entire Republican Party can kiss my ass.
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
...then this is me. Swing on by so's I can try stompin' your skidplate with a deck called 'Jankass'.
November 15, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Better have a strong skidplate if battery pack punctures are as dire as I've heard
August 30, 2023 at 3:54 PM
We got gubernatorial candidates out here posing for pretend dirtbike crash photos with a spotless bike right off the showroom floor lol.

I've never seen a dirtbike skidplate that immaculate in my life. You could eat off that thing.
June 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
That's the secret to the new outriders, they have such a wide skidplate with no ground clearance or turn arc available, handlebars are purely decorative to trick enemies into focusing on them and not the hammer at their face
It's not the worst designed sci-fi bike I've ever seen, it's secret genius!
June 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
New Enduro Engineering Aluminum Skidplate for the Sherco sef300factory. The oem plastic skidplate was never gonna last on my moto carrier or out riding in Sonoran desert. This new skidplate will last forever. Very , hand tig welded. Let's install this thing, who's gonna help hold the flashlight?
December 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM