I gotta say I am tremendously uninterested in round 483753 of the usual leftist/liberal online slapfighting right about now
January 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I gotta say I am tremendously uninterested in round 483753 of the usual leftist/liberal online slapfighting right about now
...Y'all.
Why are you taking the bait from a "leftist" slapfighting account with an obvious genAI avatar.
Why are you taking the bait from a "leftist" slapfighting account with an obvious genAI avatar.
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
...Y'all.
Why are you taking the bait from a "leftist" slapfighting account with an obvious genAI avatar.
Why are you taking the bait from a "leftist" slapfighting account with an obvious genAI avatar.
can't understand why they can't keep advertisers over on the billionaire slapfighting website
January 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
can't understand why they can't keep advertisers over on the billionaire slapfighting website
AND IMHO AND JUST MY OPINION IT IS FINE TO LAUGH AT THE MEMEING AND BE GLAD SOMEONE IS OUT THERE SLAPFIGHTING
But, act like when Elon Musk was doing it.
Knock off the cult of personality crap on someone most of you know NOTHING about other than the WWE slapfighting
But, act like when Elon Musk was doing it.
Knock off the cult of personality crap on someone most of you know NOTHING about other than the WWE slapfighting
I'm gonna say this once. Gavin Newsome is a terrible person. He has caused real harm to trans people and homeless people in his state and influenced the rest of you to continue to treat those people like trash. This hero worship because he made some Trump-hating memes is morally bankrupt.
August 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
AND IMHO AND JUST MY OPINION IT IS FINE TO LAUGH AT THE MEMEING AND BE GLAD SOMEONE IS OUT THERE SLAPFIGHTING
But, act like when Elon Musk was doing it.
Knock off the cult of personality crap on someone most of you know NOTHING about other than the WWE slapfighting
But, act like when Elon Musk was doing it.
Knock off the cult of personality crap on someone most of you know NOTHING about other than the WWE slapfighting
The Warhammer 40K crowd is slapfighting on twitter dot com right now.
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The Warhammer 40K crowd is slapfighting on twitter dot com right now.
this will lead to some super fun Protestant/Catholic slapfighting
June 19, 2024 at 6:17 PM
this will lead to some super fun Protestant/Catholic slapfighting
Generally it's best to regard all of these little shits as the enemy, but it's funny when they start slapfighting each other.
It's pretty tough to join the excited accolades for this dude considering he openly still wants Meta to win the profoundly gross copyright case - in which Meta plans to use pirated books to train its text generation software.
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January 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Generally it's best to regard all of these little shits as the enemy, but it's funny when they start slapfighting each other.
slapfighting with four zyns in my mouth
September 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
slapfighting with four zyns in my mouth
Both-sidesing it as though the “feud” is mutual, a geopolitical version of Snooki & Angelina slapfighting, tacitly creates a false equivalence between issuing a theological statement about war and Trump’s gutter vulgarity and mudslinging.
April 14, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Both-sidesing it as though the “feud” is mutual, a geopolitical version of Snooki & Angelina slapfighting, tacitly creates a false equivalence between issuing a theological statement about war and Trump’s gutter vulgarity and mudslinging.
twins were slapfighting each other in the face
told them to cut it out
"it's our bodies, you can't tell us what to do with our bodies!"
... i'm going to go sit over here, i've been told
told them to cut it out
"it's our bodies, you can't tell us what to do with our bodies!"
... i'm going to go sit over here, i've been told
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
twins were slapfighting each other in the face
told them to cut it out
"it's our bodies, you can't tell us what to do with our bodies!"
... i'm going to go sit over here, i've been told
told them to cut it out
"it's our bodies, you can't tell us what to do with our bodies!"
... i'm going to go sit over here, i've been told
Whenever Trump does an atrocity everyone gets upset and starts slapfighting in the cafeteria
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Whenever Trump does an atrocity everyone gets upset and starts slapfighting in the cafeteria
they should just identify as trans, all the slapfighting they could ever handle will come their way immediately
February 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
they should just identify as trans, all the slapfighting they could ever handle will come their way immediately
L M A O
You ain't doing shit, my guy, you're slapfighting dorks on the most unpopular social media platform since Friendster.
And wow, short memory! Elon was FORCED to buy it, remember?
Bro thinks "keyboard warrior" is an official rank. Naw dude, some of us just wanna post about anime and cake.
You ain't doing shit, my guy, you're slapfighting dorks on the most unpopular social media platform since Friendster.
And wow, short memory! Elon was FORCED to buy it, remember?
Bro thinks "keyboard warrior" is an official rank. Naw dude, some of us just wanna post about anime and cake.
He said this to someone else who called him out on that very thing, and his excuse is incredibly sad.
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
L M A O
You ain't doing shit, my guy, you're slapfighting dorks on the most unpopular social media platform since Friendster.
And wow, short memory! Elon was FORCED to buy it, remember?
Bro thinks "keyboard warrior" is an official rank. Naw dude, some of us just wanna post about anime and cake.
You ain't doing shit, my guy, you're slapfighting dorks on the most unpopular social media platform since Friendster.
And wow, short memory! Elon was FORCED to buy it, remember?
Bro thinks "keyboard warrior" is an official rank. Naw dude, some of us just wanna post about anime and cake.
OOOOO ELON AND TRUMP'S ADVISORS ARE SLAPFIGHTING ABOUT shut the fuck up who the fuck cares stop jerking yourself off.
The word is "policy."
PO-LI-CY.
Write it the fuck down, you seem like you might forget it.
The word is "policy."
PO-LI-CY.
Write it the fuck down, you seem like you might forget it.
November 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
OOOOO ELON AND TRUMP'S ADVISORS ARE SLAPFIGHTING ABOUT shut the fuck up who the fuck cares stop jerking yourself off.
The word is "policy."
PO-LI-CY.
Write it the fuck down, you seem like you might forget it.
The word is "policy."
PO-LI-CY.
Write it the fuck down, you seem like you might forget it.
Idiots slapfighting eachother for the idiot crown
December 19, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Idiots slapfighting eachother for the idiot crown
Could someone tell me WTF "issue" that Mr Spaghetti Sauce believes that the two slapfighting manbabies are "debating"?
June 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Could someone tell me WTF "issue" that Mr Spaghetti Sauce believes that the two slapfighting manbabies are "debating"?
elon musk slapfighting with the groypers over H-1B
the shitlerian jihad
the shitlerian jihad
December 28, 2024 at 11:17 AM
elon musk slapfighting with the groypers over H-1B
the shitlerian jihad
the shitlerian jihad
They didn't. Electronic election interference. DOGE puppy's fucking with the election. THAT is why the GIRLS stopped slapfighting in public.
June 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They didn't. Electronic election interference. DOGE puppy's fucking with the election. THAT is why the GIRLS stopped slapfighting in public.
the context for the guy saying that was in response to The Dan Gheesling Situation which i think makes it more broadly-apt than just Electoral Slapfighting imo
September 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
the context for the guy saying that was in response to The Dan Gheesling Situation which i think makes it more broadly-apt than just Electoral Slapfighting imo
I love it for them that Musk and Altman are slapfighting about which one of them is the most untrustworthy career liar…
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I love it for them that Musk and Altman are slapfighting about which one of them is the most untrustworthy career liar…
The lack of air defense is an issue, of coursez but 9 months of indecisive half-assed slapfighting with a regional power is a mode of conflict that the military is not & *should not* be built for
Smells like Blame Shifting:
"The U.S. Transportation Command (USTRANSCOM) was responsible for global lift and logistics support to theater, as well as aircraft flushing—the rapid removal of air assets from an area under attack or threat."
"The U.S. Transportation Command (USTRANSCOM) was responsible for global lift and logistics support to theater, as well as aircraft flushing—the rapid removal of air assets from an area under attack or threat."
September 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The lack of air defense is an issue, of coursez but 9 months of indecisive half-assed slapfighting with a regional power is a mode of conflict that the military is not & *should not* be built for
these jackasses are gonna be slapfighting in the middle of the house floor until enough of them go home that jefferies gets elected almost by accident
Republicans are now blocking each other and trading schoolyard insults on Twitter.
October 20, 2023 at 2:51 AM
these jackasses are gonna be slapfighting in the middle of the house floor until enough of them go home that jefferies gets elected almost by accident
weird relish for the opiate den of online slapfighting. likely a terrible hang
August 21, 2026 at 2:25 AM
weird relish for the opiate den of online slapfighting. likely a terrible hang
it's GOTTA be intra-conservative slapfighting. otherwise it's like, man, talk about failing the marshmallow test
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
it's GOTTA be intra-conservative slapfighting. otherwise it's like, man, talk about failing the marshmallow test
I actually don’t think the solution to siblings slapfighting is cutting their bedroom in half with a little tape border. I don’t think these things perceived to be “diametrically opposed” actually are. It’s way more productive to work to get the siblings to accept they share a room.
once again struck by the pressing need to have more precise groupings than "role playing games". people are doing things which are diametrically opposed and stupid slapfight bullshit will continue forever until different terms allow them to coexist. also if people stopped being cunts to one another
March 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I actually don’t think the solution to siblings slapfighting is cutting their bedroom in half with a little tape border. I don’t think these things perceived to be “diametrically opposed” actually are. It’s way more productive to work to get the siblings to accept they share a room.