This slaphead was hysterical even before the mid terms 😃
November 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This slaphead was hysterical even before the mid terms 😃
Not surprised. This slaphead is well known for his gammon right-wing reporting. I remember his 'reporting' on Corbyn.
November 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Not surprised. This slaphead is well known for his gammon right-wing reporting. I remember his 'reporting' on Corbyn.
Well he did play Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III.
(Marber, not Cheney.)
(Marber, not Cheney.)
October 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Well he did play Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III.
(Marber, not Cheney.)
(Marber, not Cheney.)
The military industrial complex have bought themselves another MP and his name is slaphead.
Budget 2026: 'Do we have time?' - Chancellor pressed on UK's war readiness
Budget 2026: 'Do we have time?' - Chancellor pressed on UK's war readiness
'Do we have time?' - Chancellor pressed on UK's war readiness
news.sky.com
October 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The military industrial complex have bought themselves another MP and his name is slaphead.
One moment Swinney is pulling his "quiet man of God" act, the next playing a slaphead gangster with his middle manager tough guy footstamping over independence. Now folding like a deckchair to international capital and billionaires. Like, pick a lane.
October 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
One moment Swinney is pulling his "quiet man of God" act, the next playing a slaphead gangster with his middle manager tough guy footstamping over independence. Now folding like a deckchair to international capital and billionaires. Like, pick a lane.
"You call me 'slaphead' one more time and I will stove your fucking head right in, you gobby ginger bitch"
October 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
"You call me 'slaphead' one more time and I will stove your fucking head right in, you gobby ginger bitch"
The only strategy these fools know, just talk over someone, don't even stop for breath. The slaphead is especially odious.
October 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The only strategy these fools know, just talk over someone, don't even stop for breath. The slaphead is especially odious.
The whole first two paragraphs are about the fact that he doesn’t have hair on his head.
October 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The whole first two paragraphs are about the fact that he doesn’t have hair on his head.
Identifiable, yes. Beer-swilling, overweight, slaphead; likely Reform UK voter; indulging in typical unseemly behaviour 🤢
Acceptable? Absolutely not! 🤣
Acceptable? Absolutely not! 🤣
October 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Identifiable, yes. Beer-swilling, overweight, slaphead; likely Reform UK voter; indulging in typical unseemly behaviour 🤢
Acceptable? Absolutely not! 🤣
Acceptable? Absolutely not! 🤣
Orangutan slaphead !!!
October 15, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Orangutan slaphead !!!
Also, I find it strange that he's getting so much stick for this from the UK press when it turns out that Luke Shaw and Slaphead (plus his whole entire extended family line) have said the exact same thing (United needs better players).
Normally I'm not a fan of yappy little dogs but this one barking at its owner is pretty funny.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Lisandro Martínez slams Man United hierarchy: Squad not Champions League quality
Lisandro Martínez launched a stinging verbal attack on Manchester United's hierarchy, after a 2-0 Champions League defeat against Atlético Madrid.
www.espn.com
October 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Also, I find it strange that he's getting so much stick for this from the UK press when it turns out that Luke Shaw and Slaphead (plus his whole entire extended family line) have said the exact same thing (United needs better players).
If someone has to make it out of code, that's the literal definition of "artificial" you slaphead spacetwat
BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI?
BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
October 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
If someone has to make it out of code, that's the literal definition of "artificial" you slaphead spacetwat
Slaphead slapdown!
October 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Slaphead slapdown!
This slaphead?
October 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
This slaphead?
Another own goal. This slaphead jackass is going to sink his party's election chances single -handed. Good.
October 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Another own goal. This slaphead jackass is going to sink his party's election chances single -handed. Good.
Also featured lower down the charts:
- MC Buzz B - "Slaphead"
- The Parachute Men - "Sometimes In Vain"
- Meat Beat Manifesto - "Strap Down"
- MC Buzz B - "Slaphead"
- The Parachute Men - "Sometimes In Vain"
- Meat Beat Manifesto - "Strap Down"
Blog update: The Timelords aka The KLF reached number one in both the national and NME Indie Charts with "Doctorin' The Tardis". It's a track you could write off as a cheeky novelty hit, except unlike most novelty discs, it's proven enduring to many of us.
indienumber1s.blogspot.com/2026/09/117-...
indienumber1s.blogspot.com/2026/09/117-...
117. The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis
All the singles to top the NME Indie Charts since its launch in 1981, complete with an overview of the other music in the charts each week.
indienumber1s.blogspot.com
September 30, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Also featured lower down the charts:
- MC Buzz B - "Slaphead"
- The Parachute Men - "Sometimes In Vain"
- Meat Beat Manifesto - "Strap Down"
- MC Buzz B - "Slaphead"
- The Parachute Men - "Sometimes In Vain"
- Meat Beat Manifesto - "Strap Down"
Mullet Vs Slaphead. Sounds like a taxi queue at 2am.
September 30, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Mullet Vs Slaphead. Sounds like a taxi queue at 2am.
we need to resurrect ‘slaphead’ as an insult. It’s incredibly juvenile and great
September 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
we need to resurrect ‘slaphead’ as an insult. It’s incredibly juvenile and great
saw a random Facebook comment this morning where someone called someone else a ‘half-witted slaphead’ and I’ve been laughing about it all day
September 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
saw a random Facebook comment this morning where someone called someone else a ‘half-witted slaphead’ and I’ve been laughing about it all day
Baby Jesus grant me the persistence of Meta platforms that just will not give up on trying to sell this slaphead hair restoration products. The horse hasn’t so much bolted from the barn but fucked off into the next county.
September 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Baby Jesus grant me the persistence of Meta platforms that just will not give up on trying to sell this slaphead hair restoration products. The horse hasn’t so much bolted from the barn but fucked off into the next county.
Palantir slaphead: lol
September 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Palantir slaphead: lol