Slather Some Mustard on That Bad Boy
March 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Slather Some Mustard on That Bad Boy
Liddle Marco makes sure to slather praise on Trump
February 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Liddle Marco makes sure to slather praise on Trump
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Alexa, slather me in goose fat.
February 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Alexa, slather me in goose fat.
I wish I could slather myself with tree sap (birch would be my favourite) and wear it as perfume!
September 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I wish I could slather myself with tree sap (birch would be my favourite) and wear it as perfume!
needs to cool down a bit then slather with butter
January 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
needs to cool down a bit then slather with butter
I like the word slather because it sounds like what it means
July 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I like the word slather because it sounds like what it means
Of course, they slather the orange cleaner on it, so half my torso looks like a Trump.
March 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Of course, they slather the orange cleaner on it, so half my torso looks like a Trump.
we’re not making perfect choices we’re making *better* choices, i say as i slather mayonnaise on my tits
July 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
we’re not making perfect choices we’re making *better* choices, i say as i slather mayonnaise on my tits
drawing my sword to prepare for battle (using it to slather mayonnaise in bread. making a samdwich.)
September 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
drawing my sword to prepare for battle (using it to slather mayonnaise in bread. making a samdwich.)
Like yeah lemme just slather some American Cream all over me
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Like yeah lemme just slather some American Cream all over me
“Fortune favors the bold,” I say to myself as I slather my salad in recently expired dressing
July 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Fortune favors the bold,” I say to myself as I slather my salad in recently expired dressing
Donald Trump’s main agenda in life is to ensure that the folks at Fox News slather him with praise.
What an embarrassment.
What an embarrassment.
May 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Donald Trump’s main agenda in life is to ensure that the folks at Fox News slather him with praise.
What an embarrassment.
What an embarrassment.
slather yourself in honey, and go tie yourself to a tree in the woods.
that sounds like a fun outdoor activity.
that sounds like a fun outdoor activity.
MAGA cultist Eric Metaxas was outraged by seeing an air quality alert triggered by the Canadian wildfires that suggested people limit outdoor activity: "How dare they say that. Who has the right to tell me or you or anyone anything? It's a free country. I can do whatever I want."
July 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
slather yourself in honey, and go tie yourself to a tree in the woods.
that sounds like a fun outdoor activity.
that sounds like a fun outdoor activity.
Slather spaghetti on your dragon and something AMAZING will happen
July 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Slather spaghetti on your dragon and something AMAZING will happen
Watch me shoot pre cum, slather my cock in it and keep jacking off.
April 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Watch me shoot pre cum, slather my cock in it and keep jacking off.
I miss the days when you could slather yourself with cream cheese and it wasn’t a whole thing
March 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I miss the days when you could slather yourself with cream cheese and it wasn’t a whole thing
Woke up at 5am to slather my butt.
Stay tuned as I do more things to my butt!
Stay tuned as I do more things to my butt!
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Woke up at 5am to slather my butt.
Stay tuned as I do more things to my butt!
Stay tuned as I do more things to my butt!
brb just gotta go slather some lamb's blood on my front door
April 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
brb just gotta go slather some lamb's blood on my front door
“Our biscuits, comrade”, I say as I take the last one from the basket and slather blackberry jelly on it
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Our biscuits, comrade”, I say as I take the last one from the basket and slather blackberry jelly on it
September 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I put my pants on like everyone else. first I slather my legs with mayonnaise
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I put my pants on like everyone else. first I slather my legs with mayonnaise