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Me explaining history after one edible and three conspiracy documentaries

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A man reaches enlightenment by combining THC, YouTube autoplay, and a documentary narrated by someone who sounds divorced. Meanwhile the moon suffers a classified military incident near the pyramids while two aliens hold hands like they pay taxes.
June 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM