“I’m Slytherin! What are you?”
I’m 40.
I’m 40.
March 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
“I’m Slytherin! What are you?”
I’m 40.
I’m 40.
Slytherin, Harry Potter
September 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Slytherin, Harry Potter
Question from Slytherin Media
a MAGA influencer in today's White House briefing suggests joe Biden was responsible for rising suicide rates
April 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Question from Slytherin Media
It makes complete sense that he was Slytherin.
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It makes complete sense that he was Slytherin.
Well, damn. Looks like Slytherin won the house cup this year
November 7, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Well, damn. Looks like Slytherin won the house cup this year
Rep yo House.
SLYTHERIN
SLYTHERIN
November 13, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Rep yo House.
SLYTHERIN
SLYTHERIN
Slytherin boys, up to no good
August 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Slytherin boys, up to no good
Congratulations to David Ellison. Word on the street is that his father just bought the entire Slytherin team new brooms.
February 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Congratulations to David Ellison. Word on the street is that his father just bought the entire Slytherin team new brooms.
A slytherin would have some pride about not engaging with trash
March 24, 2026 at 8:42 PM
A slytherin would have some pride about not engaging with trash
October 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Rep your House.
SLYTHERIN
SLYTHERIN
January 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Rep your House.
SLYTHERIN
SLYTHERIN
Dating apps were a mistake
October 8, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Dating apps were a mistake
Slytherin Paz
The Malfoid trend is just people catching up to the glory that is Pacifica-like characters, so I drew Pacifica as a Slytherin
patreon.com/chillguydraws
The Malfoid trend is just people catching up to the glory that is Pacifica-like characters, so I drew Pacifica as a Slytherin
patreon.com/chillguydraws
October 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Slytherin Paz
The Malfoid trend is just people catching up to the glory that is Pacifica-like characters, so I drew Pacifica as a Slytherin
patreon.com/chillguydraws
The Malfoid trend is just people catching up to the glory that is Pacifica-like characters, so I drew Pacifica as a Slytherin
patreon.com/chillguydraws
It was "slytherin" instead of dornick before
October 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
It was "slytherin" instead of dornick before
"i'm a slytherin" "i'm a hufflepuff" i am approaching your location with great haste
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"i'm a slytherin" "i'm a hufflepuff" i am approaching your location with great haste
having hot gay lesbian sex in the slytherin room with xe/it f!draco
October 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
having hot gay lesbian sex in the slytherin room with xe/it f!draco
Hermione & Slytherin girl
January 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Hermione & Slytherin girl
Slytherin aesthetic 🐍
February 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Slytherin aesthetic 🐍
Was Whitey Bulger a slytherin?
July 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Was Whitey Bulger a slytherin?
Looking forward to the bit in the new HP show where the Sorting Hat says 'Slytherin' and Harry says 'please no, I know I'm not a Slytherin' and the Sorting Hat says 'too fuckin bad, you're going into Slytherin, you're just confused'
March 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Looking forward to the bit in the new HP show where the Sorting Hat says 'Slytherin' and Harry says 'please no, I know I'm not a Slytherin' and the Sorting Hat says 'too fuckin bad, you're going into Slytherin, you're just confused'
