virgin aws dependent smartbed software vs the chad ir blaster
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
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The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
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October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
virgin aws dependent smartbed software vs the chad ir blaster
SmartBed: the bed for the Dumb Ass
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
SmartBed: the bed for the Dumb Ass
Wait, you need GitHub for your smartbed to function as a bed?
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Wait, you need GitHub for your smartbed to function as a bed?
Who the fuck needs a smartbed?
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Who the fuck needs a smartbed?
one could make the argument that smartbed users are relying on an abnormal infrastructure
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
one could make the argument that smartbed users are relying on an abnormal infrastructure
First of all there’s no fucking way I’d pay $2700 for a smartbed.
lol like what?!?
lol like what?!?
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
First of all there’s no fucking way I’d pay $2700 for a smartbed.
lol like what?!?
lol like what?!?
this smartbed is back in the news i see
The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this smartbed is back in the news i see
easy for you to say i’m still trapped in my smartbed
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
easy for you to say i’m still trapped in my smartbed
My $2,700 smartbed stuck in vertical on high heat canceled out by my $1,500 CBD-infused mattress resulting in exactly 8 hours of REM sleep
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My $2,700 smartbed stuck in vertical on high heat canceled out by my $1,500 CBD-infused mattress resulting in exactly 8 hours of REM sleep
mfs after jailbreaking their $2,700 smartbed
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
mfs after jailbreaking their $2,700 smartbed
being unable to use my SmartBed to go to SmartSleep until I properly say the word "croissant" with french inflection
May 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
being unable to use my SmartBed to go to SmartSleep until I properly say the word "croissant" with french inflection
about to kickstart a vibe sleeping session in my smartbed
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
about to kickstart a vibe sleeping session in my smartbed
Um episódio de Black Mirror sobre uma sociedase privada de sono porque todo mundo usa smartbed [?] e elas travaram em uma posição desconfortável por causa da queda do servidor que as controla
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Um episódio de Black Mirror sobre uma sociedase privada de sono porque todo mundo usa smartbed [?] e elas travaram em uma posição desconfortável por causa da queda do servidor que as controla
Who needs a pet monitor/camera, when your smartbed let's you know that it's currently tracking "your" sleep?
September 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Who needs a pet monitor/camera, when your smartbed let's you know that it's currently tracking "your" sleep?
Mimic smartbed
October 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mimic smartbed
A smartbed sounds so dangerous.
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A smartbed sounds so dangerous.
My lifespan is not long enough to understand why on earth someone would have a "smartbed".
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My lifespan is not long enough to understand why on earth someone would have a "smartbed".
Smartbed pra mim só se a cama deitar e levantar minha filha que é cadeirante
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Smartbed pra mim só se a cama deitar e levantar minha filha que é cadeirante
I hate that my SmartBed locks me in while it installs firmware updates.
June 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I hate that my SmartBed locks me in while it installs firmware updates.
Smart hier smart da deine Kloschüssel kann jetzt deinen Schiss smart durchleuchten dein Smartbed spielt verrückt und bei Internetausfall kommst du nicht mal mehr aus deiner mit einem Smartschloss gesicherten Tür very smart alles 🤦
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Smart hier smart da deine Kloschüssel kann jetzt deinen Schiss smart durchleuchten dein Smartbed spielt verrückt und bei Internetausfall kommst du nicht mal mehr aus deiner mit einem Smartschloss gesicherten Tür very smart alles 🤦
Well, that's okay. Evil AI™ (Lesbian)™ is forgiving. Here, since you're so tired, why not lie down on this SmartBed™ she's wired into? Only good things will come of it, she assures you.
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Well, that's okay. Evil AI™ (Lesbian)™ is forgiving. Here, since you're so tired, why not lie down on this SmartBed™ she's wired into? Only good things will come of it, she assures you.
SMARTBED: THE BED THAT EATS PEOPLE
Eight Sleep smartbeds users had a bad night on Monday when a major outage of Amazon Web Services (AWS) caused their beds to malfunction. Some were left with the bed’s heat blasting. One woman said her bed went haywire and she had to unplug it from the wall.
🔗 www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
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The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
SMARTBED: THE BED THAT EATS PEOPLE
What the hell is a smartbed.
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October 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What the hell is a smartbed.
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No way in HELL would I ever want a "smartbed".
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
No way in HELL would I ever want a "smartbed".
🚀 Pod 6 da Eight Sleep chega ao Brasil com novos tamanhos
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Pod 6 da Eight Sleep chega ao Brasil com novos tamanhos
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September 23, 2026 at 3:02 PM
🚀 Pod 6 da Eight Sleep chega ao Brasil com novos tamanhos
#EightSleep #TecnologiaDoSono #SmartBed #SleepTech #InovaçãoTecnológica #DeployNews
#EightSleep #TecnologiaDoSono #SmartBed #SleepTech #InovaçãoTecnológica #DeployNews