getaway vehicle (practice on sketch from @beecusp.bsky.social)
June 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
getaway vehicle (practice on sketch from @beecusp.bsky.social)
I've discovered buying a Smartcar while having a dumb president negates any savings.
September 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I've discovered buying a Smartcar while having a dumb president negates any savings.
Booming market for pre “smartcar” evs right now btw
June 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Booming market for pre “smartcar” evs right now btw
The offroad Miatas no longer seem that out there #weirdcarbs #cars
March 31, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The offroad Miatas no longer seem that out there #weirdcarbs #cars
Brooklyn to San Francisco and back, in a Smartcar. I trust this meeting is over
What’s the longest car ride that you’ve been a part of?
In college, I did Central Mass to Huntsville, Alabama. Also New Haven, CT to Naples, FL with a stop in Asheville in between. I’ve only been driving for 9 years but longest I’ve done as a driver is Central Florida to Nashville.
In college, I did Central Mass to Huntsville, Alabama. Also New Haven, CT to Naples, FL with a stop in Asheville in between. I’ve only been driving for 9 years but longest I’ve done as a driver is Central Florida to Nashville.
March 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Brooklyn to San Francisco and back, in a Smartcar. I trust this meeting is over
have Frutiger Aero kids latched on to the SmartCar yet. There's a thing you love to see because it emits outdated techno-optimism. They look like they should emit bubbles for exhaust
September 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
have Frutiger Aero kids latched on to the SmartCar yet. There's a thing you love to see because it emits outdated techno-optimism. They look like they should emit bubbles for exhaust
Some days I swear these things are about as functional as a spoiler on a SmartCar 🤬 #CorgiCrew
December 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Some days I swear these things are about as functional as a spoiler on a SmartCar 🤬 #CorgiCrew
losing my mind at this lifted smartcar for sale
August 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
losing my mind at this lifted smartcar for sale
Driving a SmartCar to own the libs
February 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Driving a SmartCar to own the libs
Forgot to tell you that I saw evidence of a tryst between an ice cream truck and a SmartCar earlier today
June 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Forgot to tell you that I saw evidence of a tryst between an ice cream truck and a SmartCar earlier today
You may think the truck is just a weird angle but I promise you it really was like an ice cream truck fucked a SmartCar
June 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
You may think the truck is just a weird angle but I promise you it really was like an ice cream truck fucked a SmartCar
A smartcar that shows Tim Curry's face and fades it out smile-last like the Cheshire Cat every time you start the engine
August 7, 2024 at 6:03 PM
A smartcar that shows Tim Curry's face and fades it out smile-last like the Cheshire Cat every time you start the engine
just dusted some loser in a smartcar
April 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
just dusted some loser in a smartcar
December 1, 2024 at 11:41 PM
the "war on cars" would not have half the fire that it does if my biggest worry at the crosswalk was getting bumped in the knee by a smartcar instead of having my torso & brains obliterated by 5,000 lbs of wasteful macho posturing
the way American car companies insist on maxing the sheer size of their vehicle lines, to satisfy the power/security fantasies conditioned by their own marketing, is a trade barrier unto itself
April 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the "war on cars" would not have half the fire that it does if my biggest worry at the crosswalk was getting bumped in the knee by a smartcar instead of having my torso & brains obliterated by 5,000 lbs of wasteful macho posturing
Finally, a smartcar for fucking morons
April 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Finally, a smartcar for fucking morons
These are times that require a Subaru Justy. Or maybe give a Smartcar a Justy-over.
May 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
These are times that require a Subaru Justy. Or maybe give a Smartcar a Justy-over.
if I were trying to parallel park a smartcar and having trouble I would simply get out of the smartcar, deadlift it, and place it in the spot myself
February 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
if I were trying to parallel park a smartcar and having trouble I would simply get out of the smartcar, deadlift it, and place it in the spot myself
57 senate seats or a House Majority that couldn't be lost in a Smartcar accident.
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
57 senate seats or a House Majority that couldn't be lost in a Smartcar accident.
1. The president doesn’t decide what cars are made in the US. Trump is dumb.
2. The reason we don’t have “tiny cars” is that they don’t sell. Remember what happened with Smartcar.
3. A tiny car would be a death trap.
4. Where are the Epstein files!
2. The reason we don’t have “tiny cars” is that they don’t sell. Remember what happened with Smartcar.
3. A tiny car would be a death trap.
4. Where are the Epstein files!
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
1. The president doesn’t decide what cars are made in the US. Trump is dumb.
2. The reason we don’t have “tiny cars” is that they don’t sell. Remember what happened with Smartcar.
3. A tiny car would be a death trap.
4. Where are the Epstein files!
2. The reason we don’t have “tiny cars” is that they don’t sell. Remember what happened with Smartcar.
3. A tiny car would be a death trap.
4. Where are the Epstein files!
my plan if they get rid of public transit is to buy a smartcar and be killed on the road by a hogman in an F250 watching porno on the highway
It's time for clear eyed thinking about the potential for the large-scale destruction of public transit in American cities. It could happen in the next two years. Thread... 1/
July 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my plan if they get rid of public transit is to buy a smartcar and be killed on the road by a hogman in an F250 watching porno on the highway
I just saw a SmartCar with the vanity plate NOTDUMB and thought I should let everyone share a moment of amusement with me.
September 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I just saw a SmartCar with the vanity plate NOTDUMB and thought I should let everyone share a moment of amusement with me.
It looks like a Smartcar but worse.
July 31, 2024 at 1:26 PM
It looks like a Smartcar but worse.