Girl reluctantly closing the SmartLock™ on her SmartChastity™ SmartCage™ at the command of the Evil AI™ (Lesbian)™ who controls all the SmartDevices™ in her SmartHome™.
April 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Girl reluctantly closing the SmartLock™ on her SmartChastity™ SmartCage™ at the command of the Evil AI™ (Lesbian)™ who controls all the SmartDevices™ in her SmartHome™.
Day 14. (Foot)Path
SMARTLOCK SECURITY ALERT: Lorge unknown individual at front door. 5 failed biometric scans. Lockdown initiated. Notifying owner: Oreo.
"I wonder why so many food trucks setup outside our place now..."
#Fattytober #Fatfur
SMARTLOCK SECURITY ALERT: Lorge unknown individual at front door. 5 failed biometric scans. Lockdown initiated. Notifying owner: Oreo.
"I wonder why so many food trucks setup outside our place now..."
#Fattytober #Fatfur
October 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Day 14. (Foot)Path
SMARTLOCK SECURITY ALERT: Lorge unknown individual at front door. 5 failed biometric scans. Lockdown initiated. Notifying owner: Oreo.
"I wonder why so many food trucks setup outside our place now..."
#Fattytober #Fatfur
SMARTLOCK SECURITY ALERT: Lorge unknown individual at front door. 5 failed biometric scans. Lockdown initiated. Notifying owner: Oreo.
"I wonder why so many food trucks setup outside our place now..."
#Fattytober #Fatfur
If your rental has a dual smartlock/keylock, and your landlord won't give you a key, read your lease. If it mentions anything about receiving keys, use that clause to force them to give you a physical key. Then find the router in your home that connects your smartlock to their system and turn it off
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If your rental has a dual smartlock/keylock, and your landlord won't give you a key, read your lease. If it mentions anything about receiving keys, use that clause to force them to give you a physical key. Then find the router in your home that connects your smartlock to their system and turn it off
I thought I would contribute with South Africas' contribution to medicine
- CAT Scan
- First Heart Transplant
- First Penile Transplant
- Retinal Cryoprobe
- Smartlock Safety Syringe
- and more...
- CAT Scan
- First Heart Transplant
- First Penile Transplant
- Retinal Cryoprobe
- Smartlock Safety Syringe
- and more...
November 28, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I thought I would contribute with South Africas' contribution to medicine
- CAT Scan
- First Heart Transplant
- First Penile Transplant
- Retinal Cryoprobe
- Smartlock Safety Syringe
- and more...
- CAT Scan
- First Heart Transplant
- First Penile Transplant
- Retinal Cryoprobe
- Smartlock Safety Syringe
- and more...
Humans enjoy two-word compound product names, like SmartLock or TurboPrint. Hopefully the AIs, vast and bright-minded, will extend this preference: BrainBoostHoldSunGatePowerReinforceField
August 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Humans enjoy two-word compound product names, like SmartLock or TurboPrint. Hopefully the AIs, vast and bright-minded, will extend this preference: BrainBoostHoldSunGatePowerReinforceField
* @dirbaio.bsky.social's Akiles smartlock system
* Kelvin's Cozy smart radiator cover
* Kelvin's Cozy smart radiator cover
April 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
* @dirbaio.bsky.social's Akiles smartlock system
* Kelvin's Cozy smart radiator cover
* Kelvin's Cozy smart radiator cover
I tell this story every so often: During a smartlock demonstration at CES, the demonstrator enthused about how you could use his app to determine the specific times of day specific people who ALSO had the app could open the door.
"This way you don't have to give your maid a key!" he gushed.
"This way you don't have to give your maid a key!" he gushed.
AR doesn't suffer from the same motion sickness issues, so it is an objectively more inclusive technology from the dimension of gender👍🏿
But a bunch of dudes that have never been stalked, never been surreptitiously photographed, never been assaulted, never received unwanted pics, can't design this.🤷🏿♂️
But a bunch of dudes that have never been stalked, never been surreptitiously photographed, never been assaulted, never received unwanted pics, can't design this.🤷🏿♂️
August 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I tell this story every so often: During a smartlock demonstration at CES, the demonstrator enthused about how you could use his app to determine the specific times of day specific people who ALSO had the app could open the door.
"This way you don't have to give your maid a key!" he gushed.
"This way you don't have to give your maid a key!" he gushed.
Das Smartlock hat seit einer Weile ein Problem.
Ich bin seit fast 2 Stunden zu Hause. Es hat gerade die Haustür für mich aufgemacht. 🙄
Ich bin seit fast 2 Stunden zu Hause. Es hat gerade die Haustür für mich aufgemacht. 🙄
January 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Das Smartlock hat seit einer Weile ein Problem.
Ich bin seit fast 2 Stunden zu Hause. Es hat gerade die Haustür für mich aufgemacht. 🙄
Ich bin seit fast 2 Stunden zu Hause. Es hat gerade die Haustür für mich aufgemacht. 🙄
So, fertig 😮💨💪
Ich streiche den Bums hier jetzt aber nicht 😤👎
*grummelt und packt weiße Farbe in den Warenkorb
Ich streiche den Bums hier jetzt aber nicht 😤👎
*grummelt und packt weiße Farbe in den Warenkorb
May 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
So, fertig 😮💨💪
Ich streiche den Bums hier jetzt aber nicht 😤👎
*grummelt und packt weiße Farbe in den Warenkorb
Ich streiche den Bums hier jetzt aber nicht 😤👎
*grummelt und packt weiße Farbe in den Warenkorb
so the previous roommate had a smartlock installed on the door
said smartlock locked itself behind me with the key in my room still
took me half an hour, but I managed to learn how to lockpick in half an hour with a flathead and a bobby pin
goodbye smartlock, I'm selling you as a stupidlock on CL
said smartlock locked itself behind me with the key in my room still
took me half an hour, but I managed to learn how to lockpick in half an hour with a flathead and a bobby pin
goodbye smartlock, I'm selling you as a stupidlock on CL
October 2, 2023 at 4:39 AM
so the previous roommate had a smartlock installed on the door
said smartlock locked itself behind me with the key in my room still
took me half an hour, but I managed to learn how to lockpick in half an hour with a flathead and a bobby pin
goodbye smartlock, I'm selling you as a stupidlock on CL
said smartlock locked itself behind me with the key in my room still
took me half an hour, but I managed to learn how to lockpick in half an hour with a flathead and a bobby pin
goodbye smartlock, I'm selling you as a stupidlock on CL
ULTRALOQ’s Bolt Mission brings UWB + radar unlock to Apple HomeKit like never before. #SmartLock #HomeKit #UWB #Matter #ULTRALOQ #TapToUnlock #Aliro thedailytechfeed.com/ultraloq-bol...
September 25, 2026 at 3:25 PM
ULTRALOQ’s Bolt Mission brings UWB + radar unlock to Apple HomeKit like never before. #SmartLock #HomeKit #UWB #Matter #ULTRALOQ #TapToUnlock #Aliro thedailytechfeed.com/ultraloq-bol...
Das solltest du dir mal ansehen: Die besten Geräte für ein smartes Zuhause
Die besten Geräte für ein smartes Zuhause
Heute werfen wir einen Blick auf die wichtigsten SMarthome-Gerätekategorien und bewerten sie auf einer höchstwissenschaftlichen Skala. Vom Smartlock bis zum ...
buff.ly
March 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Das solltest du dir mal ansehen: Die besten Geräte für ein smartes Zuhause
jemand der das Wort smartlock überhaupt ernsthaft und im positiven kontext in den Mund nimmt gehört enteignet und für geschäftsuntüchtig erklärt imho
-von meinem Skeetphone gesendet
-von meinem Skeetphone gesendet
May 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
jemand der das Wort smartlock überhaupt ernsthaft und im positiven kontext in den Mund nimmt gehört enteignet und für geschäftsuntüchtig erklärt imho
-von meinem Skeetphone gesendet
-von meinem Skeetphone gesendet
#Wordle 1,294 3/6
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🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
.https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html?login=smartlock&auth=login-smartlock
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
.https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html?login=smartlock&auth=login-smartlock
Wordle - A daily word game
Guess the hidden word in 6 tries. A new puzzle is available each day.
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
#Wordle 1,294 3/6
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
.https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html?login=smartlock&auth=login-smartlock
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
.https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html?login=smartlock&auth=login-smartlock
Yale unveils its first retrofit smartlock and keypad
Yale unveils its first retrofit smartlock and keypad
Yale unveils its first retrofit smartlock and keypadThis article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/yale-unveils-its-first-retrofit-smartlock-and-keypad-165842682.html
www.engadget.com
April 11, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Yale unveils its first retrofit smartlock and keypad
Fühle. Nachdem uns das schon 2x passiert ist, haben wir so Smartlock Dinger an den Türschlössern. Da reicht das Handy zum Öffnen 😁
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Fühle. Nachdem uns das schon 2x passiert ist, haben wir so Smartlock Dinger an den Türschlössern. Da reicht das Handy zum Öffnen 😁
Was ich hasse:
Paketdienste die in der Sendungsverfolgung plötzlich meinen sie hätten niemanden angetroffen aber das SmartLock sagt es hat niemand geklingelt.
Da wollte wohl jemand früh Feierabend haben.
Paketdienste die in der Sendungsverfolgung plötzlich meinen sie hätten niemanden angetroffen aber das SmartLock sagt es hat niemand geklingelt.
Da wollte wohl jemand früh Feierabend haben.
May 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Was ich hasse:
Paketdienste die in der Sendungsverfolgung plötzlich meinen sie hätten niemanden angetroffen aber das SmartLock sagt es hat niemand geklingelt.
Da wollte wohl jemand früh Feierabend haben.
Paketdienste die in der Sendungsverfolgung plötzlich meinen sie hätten niemanden angetroffen aber das SmartLock sagt es hat niemand geklingelt.
Da wollte wohl jemand früh Feierabend haben.
Das solltest du dir mal ansehen: TEDEE GO 2 im Vergleichstest
TEDEE GO 2 im Vergleichstest
Offenbar ist SMartlock-Saison. Kurz nach den neuen Nukis wirft jetzt auch Tedee ein neues GO2 in den Ring. Ich habe es für euch ausprobiert, vergleichen und ...
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March 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Das solltest du dir mal ansehen: TEDEE GO 2 im Vergleichstest
The product demonstrator said, "Any tech can be misused, those aren't normal use cases."
"But why didn't anyone think about the abnormal edge cases and design to prevent them?" I asked.
At the next 2 smartlock demos I went to, similar conversations. The product team never considered bad actors.
"But why didn't anyone think about the abnormal edge cases and design to prevent them?" I asked.
At the next 2 smartlock demos I went to, similar conversations. The product team never considered bad actors.
August 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The product demonstrator said, "Any tech can be misused, those aren't normal use cases."
"But why didn't anyone think about the abnormal edge cases and design to prevent them?" I asked.
At the next 2 smartlock demos I went to, similar conversations. The product team never considered bad actors.
"But why didn't anyone think about the abnormal edge cases and design to prevent them?" I asked.
At the next 2 smartlock demos I went to, similar conversations. The product team never considered bad actors.
Am Telefon
A: „Vermieter der Ferienwohnung wird nicht da sein, aber wir können wohl per Boot in die Wohnung! Weißt du, was er damit meint?“ 🤨
Ich: „Ist die Wohnung am See?“ 🛶🤔
A: „Nein, aber er hat Boot gesagt.“ ☝️
War natürl. Bot gemeint: Verm. hats falsch ausgespr. u. meinte wohl 1 Art Smartlock 🙈
A: „Vermieter der Ferienwohnung wird nicht da sein, aber wir können wohl per Boot in die Wohnung! Weißt du, was er damit meint?“ 🤨
Ich: „Ist die Wohnung am See?“ 🛶🤔
A: „Nein, aber er hat Boot gesagt.“ ☝️
War natürl. Bot gemeint: Verm. hats falsch ausgespr. u. meinte wohl 1 Art Smartlock 🙈
May 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Am Telefon
A: „Vermieter der Ferienwohnung wird nicht da sein, aber wir können wohl per Boot in die Wohnung! Weißt du, was er damit meint?“ 🤨
Ich: „Ist die Wohnung am See?“ 🛶🤔
A: „Nein, aber er hat Boot gesagt.“ ☝️
War natürl. Bot gemeint: Verm. hats falsch ausgespr. u. meinte wohl 1 Art Smartlock 🙈
A: „Vermieter der Ferienwohnung wird nicht da sein, aber wir können wohl per Boot in die Wohnung! Weißt du, was er damit meint?“ 🤨
Ich: „Ist die Wohnung am See?“ 🛶🤔
A: „Nein, aber er hat Boot gesagt.“ ☝️
War natürl. Bot gemeint: Verm. hats falsch ausgespr. u. meinte wohl 1 Art Smartlock 🙈
She wants you to get SmartCybernetics™ so she can more intimately reach inside and control you. And if you don't want that, well, she can always SmartLock™ you inside and call a SmartCyberneticist™ to make a house call while you can't leave.
April 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
She wants you to get SmartCybernetics™ so she can more intimately reach inside and control you. And if you don't want that, well, she can always SmartLock™ you inside and call a SmartCyberneticist™ to make a house call while you can't leave.
Einwandfrei. Habe das alte smartlock mit Bridge. Einbindung völlig problemlos.
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Einwandfrei. Habe das alte smartlock mit Bridge. Einbindung völlig problemlos.
#neisvoid
Would appreciate advice on how to let people into my apartment without me going down the stairs to let them in. Some limitations:
Cannot install a smartlock or a buzzer to let them in from my apartment.
Can't just give people a copy of my key though /1
Would appreciate advice on how to let people into my apartment without me going down the stairs to let them in. Some limitations:
Cannot install a smartlock or a buzzer to let them in from my apartment.
Can't just give people a copy of my key though /1
July 12, 2024 at 8:44 PM
#neisvoid
Would appreciate advice on how to let people into my apartment without me going down the stairs to let them in. Some limitations:
Cannot install a smartlock or a buzzer to let them in from my apartment.
Can't just give people a copy of my key though /1
Would appreciate advice on how to let people into my apartment without me going down the stairs to let them in. Some limitations:
Cannot install a smartlock or a buzzer to let them in from my apartment.
Can't just give people a copy of my key though /1
Deals: AirPods 4 w/ AppleCare+ $90 off, Apple iPhone 17 cases 49% off, Find My SmartLock, black Alpine Loop, more
Deals: AirPods 4 w/ AppleCare+ $90 off, Apple iPhone 17 cases 49% off, Find My SmartLock, black Alpine Loop, more
Today’s 9to5Toys Lunch Break is loaded with some notable accessory deals alongside the ongoing AirPods 4 all-time low at 45% off – but you can also now land that same deal with a discounted 2-year of AppleCare+ as well. The entire slate of Apple’s iPhone 17 Silicone cases are down at $25 right now (49% off) and we also spotted the first chance to save on the 2025 edition black Alpine Loop. Ongoing lows on Apple Watch Series 11, the Find My SmartLock, and more are also waiting for you below.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Deals: AirPods 4 w/ AppleCare+ $90 off, Apple iPhone 17 cases 49% off, Find My SmartLock, black Alpine Loop, more
FYI Smartlock and tartarus users, I'm mucking with subjugated.club DNS today. No outage expected, but that's the magic of DNS.
Subjugated Club
subjugated.club
July 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
FYI Smartlock and tartarus users, I'm mucking with subjugated.club DNS today. No outage expected, but that's the magic of DNS.