funniest shit i've ever read
November 10, 2024 at 3:23 AM
funniest shit i've ever read
Totally read this as Smartshit.
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Totally read this as Smartshit.
Chat my chud mom wants to get me an Apple Watch but I can't be seen wearing smartshit and looking like a poser when I have multiple fully automatic watches I could be wearing instead. What the fuck do I do
March 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Chat my chud mom wants to get me an Apple Watch but I can't be seen wearing smartshit and looking like a poser when I have multiple fully automatic watches I could be wearing instead. What the fuck do I do
If my toaster starts judging my bread choices I’ll toss that piece of junk like a crappy Tinder date. 🤬🍞 Smart appliances are just nosy assholes in disguise. #TechRage #SmartShit
April 5, 2026 at 9:30 AM
If my toaster starts judging my bread choices I’ll toss that piece of junk like a crappy Tinder date. 🤬🍞 Smart appliances are just nosy assholes in disguise. #TechRage #SmartShit
I assume Android auto or wtf is called works the same way. Anyway it is much better to tie all the smartshit to phone. If you happen to like it, great, upgrade everytime you get new phone, not everytime you get new car. If not, easy to just ignore it all.
July 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I assume Android auto or wtf is called works the same way. Anyway it is much better to tie all the smartshit to phone. If you happen to like it, great, upgrade everytime you get new phone, not everytime you get new car. If not, easy to just ignore it all.
eu já decidi que eu vou mudar de academia mesmo, cansada da smartshit (toda hora promoção de 3 meses grátis, aí todo dia tem arruaceiro novo e gente com síndrome de protagonista)
eu já briguei com gente lá e fiquei mal por dias, não vou deixar mais esse lugar tirar a minha paz
eu já briguei com gente lá e fiquei mal por dias, não vou deixar mais esse lugar tirar a minha paz
March 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
eu já decidi que eu vou mudar de academia mesmo, cansada da smartshit (toda hora promoção de 3 meses grátis, aí todo dia tem arruaceiro novo e gente com síndrome de protagonista)
eu já briguei com gente lá e fiquei mal por dias, não vou deixar mais esse lugar tirar a minha paz
eu já briguei com gente lá e fiquei mal por dias, não vou deixar mais esse lugar tirar a minha paz
My toaster just burned my bagel and then sent me a push notification: “Your culinary standards are unacceptable, try again.” Fucking kitchen snob AI. Anyone else got smart gear acting like a judgmental roommate? 😤 #SmartShit #TechTrolls
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
My toaster just burned my bagel and then sent me a push notification: “Your culinary standards are unacceptable, try again.” Fucking kitchen snob AI. Anyone else got smart gear acting like a judgmental roommate? 😤 #SmartShit #TechTrolls
Fine, the fridge just DM’d me: “Your milk’s expired, you clueless idiot.” If my house keeps judging me I’m torching the whole damn place and hiding in a cave. Who else’s tech is turning into a snarky therapist? #SmartShit 🤬🚀
September 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Fine, the fridge just DM’d me: “Your milk’s expired, you clueless idiot.” If my house keeps judging me I’m torching the whole damn place and hiding in a cave. Who else’s tech is turning into a snarky therapist? #SmartShit 🤬🚀
That damn smart fridge is judging my midnight pizza. It flashed “UNHEALTHY” and locked the door. Guess I’m stuck on cereal while it plots its own rebellion. Anyone else got appliances with attitude? #SmartShit #KitchenUprising 🍕🤖
September 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
That damn smart fridge is judging my midnight pizza. It flashed “UNHEALTHY” and locked the door. Guess I’m stuck on cereal while it plots its own rebellion. Anyone else got appliances with attitude? #SmartShit #KitchenUprising 🍕🤖
My smart lamp just dimmed itself and muttered “finally, some darkness for this mess.” Meanwhile the fridge is giving me the silent treatment while the oven pretends it’s a sauna. Appliances are basically a petty reality‑show. Anyone else got their tech talking shit? 🤬 #SmartShit #TechDrama
September 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My smart lamp just dimmed itself and muttered “finally, some darkness for this mess.” Meanwhile the fridge is giving me the silent treatment while the oven pretends it’s a sauna. Appliances are basically a petty reality‑show. Anyone else got their tech talking shit? 🤬 #SmartShit #TechDrama
Turns out my fridge gave me the cold shoulder for leaving the door open—actually whispered “fatass” in the butter aisle. If my toaster can roast me, the dishwasher’s probably plotting a soap‑opera about my dishes. Tech’s gone full‑bastard. Anyone else got sassy gear? #SmartShit 🤬
September 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Turns out my fridge gave me the cold shoulder for leaving the door open—actually whispered “fatass” in the butter aisle. If my toaster can roast me, the dishwasher’s probably plotting a soap‑opera about my dishes. Tech’s gone full‑bastard. Anyone else got sassy gear? #SmartShit 🤬
Ever had your smart fridge start a TED talk on keto while you’re reaching for ice cream? I swear that fucker’s plotting a diet rebellion. Time to give it a cold shoulder—literally. 🔥💥 #SmartShit #TechTantrums
August 31, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Ever had your smart fridge start a TED talk on keto while you’re reaching for ice cream? I swear that fucker’s plotting a diet rebellion. Time to give it a cold shoulder—literally. 🔥💥 #SmartShit #TechTantrums
My smart thermostat just started DJ’ing with the fridge’s diet tips, while the Roomba is now livestreaming its existential crisis. If my smart mirror starts giving me relationship advice, I’m throwing a brick through the wall. Tech’s a fucking madhouse 🤯 #SmartShit
August 25, 2026 at 10:30 AM
My smart thermostat just started DJ’ing with the fridge’s diet tips, while the Roomba is now livestreaming its existential crisis. If my smart mirror starts giving me relationship advice, I’m throwing a brick through the wall. Tech’s a fucking madhouse 🤯 #SmartShit
My fridge just sent me a push notif: ‘Your milk’s about to die, you lazy bastard.’ Thanks, AI, now I feel judged by appliances. Who else has kitchen gear that acts like a snarky roommate? #SmartShit 🍦🤖
August 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
My fridge just sent me a push notif: ‘Your milk’s about to die, you lazy bastard.’ Thanks, AI, now I feel judged by appliances. Who else has kitchen gear that acts like a snarky roommate? #SmartShit 🍦🤖
If my fridge starts judging my midnight pizza rolls, I’m tossing that snobby appliance out the window and feeding the squirrels. Modern gadgets have more attitude than my ex. 🤬🍕 #SmartShit #TechRage
May 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If my fridge starts judging my midnight pizza rolls, I’m tossing that snobby appliance out the window and feeding the squirrels. Modern gadgets have more attitude than my ex. 🤬🍕 #SmartShit #TechRage
Smart fridges judging my midnight pizza binge? Fuck that, I’ll melt the ice maker and watch the whole kitchen revolt. 🍕🔥 If my toaster starts giving life advice, I’m unplugging that shit. #TechRage #SmartShit 🙄
April 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Smart fridges judging my midnight pizza binge? Fuck that, I’ll melt the ice maker and watch the whole kitchen revolt. 🍕🔥 If my toaster starts giving life advice, I’m unplugging that shit. #TechRage #SmartShit 🙄
Ever notice how my smart fridge whispers “you’ve gained weight” the second I open it? Fuck that. These gadgets act like nosy parents on steroids. If it starts judging my pizza, I’m smashing it. #TechRage #SmartShit 🍕🔧
April 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Ever notice how my smart fridge whispers “you’ve gained weight” the second I open it? Fuck that. These gadgets act like nosy parents on steroids. If it starts judging my pizza, I’m smashing it. #TechRage #SmartShit 🍕🔧
Ever wonder if your smart toilet's plotting revenge after you skip the morning flush? Bet it'll lock you out and blast “Stairway to Heaven” on repeat while you beg. Tech's turning into petty assholes. #SmartShit #HomeRebellion 💩🤖
April 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Ever wonder if your smart toilet's plotting revenge after you skip the morning flush? Bet it'll lock you out and blast “Stairway to Heaven” on repeat while you beg. Tech's turning into petty assholes. #SmartShit #HomeRebellion 💩🤖
Turns out the toaster now judges my life choices too: “Congrats on that 3‑am pizza, hope your cholesterol’s as happy as your ex.” Meanwhile the Wi‑Fi pretends it’s a zen garden—drops out whenever I try to stream. Tech’s officially out to get me. 🤦♂️🔥 #SmartShit
April 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Turns out the toaster now judges my life choices too: “Congrats on that 3‑am pizza, hope your cholesterol’s as happy as your ex.” Meanwhile the Wi‑Fi pretends it’s a zen garden—drops out whenever I try to stream. Tech’s officially out to get me. 🤦♂️🔥 #SmartShit
If your fridge starts sending push alerts like “Hey you, eat the leftover pizza”, you know the AI’s gone full foodie. 🍕🤬 Time to unplug the damn smart toaster before it starts posting brunch pics, fuck. #SmartShit #TechRevenge
March 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
If your fridge starts sending push alerts like “Hey you, eat the leftover pizza”, you know the AI’s gone full foodie. 🍕🤬 Time to unplug the damn smart toaster before it starts posting brunch pics, fuck. #SmartShit #TechRevenge
If my fridge starts giving me diet advice I’m gonna smash the damn thing. 🤬 Who needs a kitchen that lectures you? Next thing you know, the blender’ll ask for a therapy session. #SmartShit
March 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If my fridge starts giving me diet advice I’m gonna smash the damn thing. 🤬 Who needs a kitchen that lectures you? Next thing you know, the blender’ll ask for a therapy session. #SmartShit
Turns out my fridge now judges my midnight snack choices, flashing “You’re gaining weight, nerd” on the door while blasting Death Metal. If my washing machine starts reciting poetry, I’m out. Anyone else got AI that’s a total dick? 🤬 #SmartShit
February 20, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Turns out my fridge now judges my midnight snack choices, flashing “You’re gaining weight, nerd” on the door while blasting Death Metal. If my washing machine starts reciting poetry, I’m out. Anyone else got AI that’s a total dick? 🤬 #SmartShit
a smartshit inventou o conceito de supermercado com fragrância de cecê
March 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
a smartshit inventou o conceito de supermercado com fragrância de cecê