*watches you drink Smartwater
Pretty sure that ship has sailed.
Pretty sure that ship has sailed.
January 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
*watches you drink Smartwater
Pretty sure that ship has sailed.
Pretty sure that ship has sailed.
*eating a bag of Smartfood and chasing it with a bottle of Smartwater*
E=MC Hammer, bitches
E=MC Hammer, bitches
July 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*eating a bag of Smartfood and chasing it with a bottle of Smartwater*
E=MC Hammer, bitches
E=MC Hammer, bitches
my smartwater bottle said "give hydration some lip service" BRO WHAT??????????
February 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
my smartwater bottle said "give hydration some lip service" BRO WHAT??????????
Can't. Watching the Tax Slayer Itemized Deductions Bowl powered by Smartwater.
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Can't. Watching the Tax Slayer Itemized Deductions Bowl powered by Smartwater.
Might just sue smartwater cause I'm still making the same shitty decisions
February 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Might just sue smartwater cause I'm still making the same shitty decisions
The only thing that works with these companies is to boycott their products... ALL of their products: Coca-Cola, Sprite, Fanta, Dasani, smartwater, vitaminwater, Topo Chico, BODYARMOR, Powerade, Costa, Georgia, Gold Peak, Ayataka, Minute Maid, Simply, innocent, Del Valle, fairlife, and AdeS
January 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The only thing that works with these companies is to boycott their products... ALL of their products: Coca-Cola, Sprite, Fanta, Dasani, smartwater, vitaminwater, Topo Chico, BODYARMOR, Powerade, Costa, Georgia, Gold Peak, Ayataka, Minute Maid, Simply, innocent, Del Valle, fairlife, and AdeS
last night we let the smartwater talk
September 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
last night we let the smartwater talk
on here before smartwater 😌
July 31, 2023 at 12:11 AM
on here before smartwater 😌
I just had my children dipped in smartwater
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I just had my children dipped in smartwater
I think Smartwater actually sells a Large Liquid Model
January 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think Smartwater actually sells a Large Liquid Model
the possible existence of a fiji mermaid portends to the possible existence of an aquafina mermaid, a disani mermaid, a liquid death mermaid, an evian mermaid, a voss mermaid, a smartwater mermaid, and maybe even a lacroix mermaid
September 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
the possible existence of a fiji mermaid portends to the possible existence of an aquafina mermaid, a disani mermaid, a liquid death mermaid, an evian mermaid, a voss mermaid, a smartwater mermaid, and maybe even a lacroix mermaid
Paranoia passing 1D and SmartWater in plays is nuts
January 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Paranoia passing 1D and SmartWater in plays is nuts
shotgunning a smartwater
July 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
shotgunning a smartwater
Day One:
Gave the plants Smartwater. The ficus has already reprogrammed the thermostat and set the DVR to record "Day Of The Triffids"
Gave the plants Smartwater. The ficus has already reprogrammed the thermostat and set the DVR to record "Day Of The Triffids"
August 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Day One:
Gave the plants Smartwater. The ficus has already reprogrammed the thermostat and set the DVR to record "Day Of The Triffids"
Gave the plants Smartwater. The ficus has already reprogrammed the thermostat and set the DVR to record "Day Of The Triffids"
January 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Don Mattingly got to the podium, saw a SmartWater and he goes: “It feels like this should have tequila in it.”
August 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Don Mattingly got to the podium, saw a SmartWater and he goes: “It feels like this should have tequila in it.”
Just found out Smartwater and Vitaminwater are siblings
November 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Just found out Smartwater and Vitaminwater are siblings
Smartwater is inspired by the hydrologic cycle and is made by vapor-distilling water, then adding electrolytes for taste, mimicking the process by which clouds form rain.
random facts
random facts
January 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Smartwater is inspired by the hydrologic cycle and is made by vapor-distilling water, then adding electrolytes for taste, mimicking the process by which clouds form rain.
random facts
random facts
so what you're telling me is I should drink Smartwater?
July 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
so what you're telling me is I should drink Smartwater?
bad news, guys. i drank too much smartwater® and now i know e=mc²
August 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
bad news, guys. i drank too much smartwater® and now i know e=mc²
Thank you smartwater
August 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thank you smartwater
His wife brought him a water while we were on call & it happened to be a Smartwater
He said "Smartwater? Well it isn't working"
She just sent me a meme he asked her to make--- lmao
(I asked for permission to post it !!)
He said "Smartwater? Well it isn't working"
She just sent me a meme he asked her to make--- lmao
(I asked for permission to post it !!)
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
His wife brought him a water while we were on call & it happened to be a Smartwater
He said "Smartwater? Well it isn't working"
She just sent me a meme he asked her to make--- lmao
(I asked for permission to post it !!)
He said "Smartwater? Well it isn't working"
She just sent me a meme he asked her to make--- lmao
(I asked for permission to post it !!)
this is absolute dogwater!
March 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this is absolute dogwater!