March 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 19): As the orientation video continues, the boys learn that in addition to tracking milestones, their Smartboi® monitors are keeping track of their vital statistics. They also learn more about the effects of Concupiscol. #boytraining #cmnm
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 19): As the orientation video continues, the boys learn that in addition to tracking milestones, their Smartboi® monitors are keeping track of their vital statistics. They also learn more about the effects of Concupiscol. #boytraining #cmnm
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 14): As they arrive at orientation, each of the boys is given something called a "Smartboi® Monitor" to wear like a watch. #teamlocked #ChastityBoyIsland
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 14): As they arrive at orientation, each of the boys is given something called a "Smartboi® Monitor" to wear like a watch. #teamlocked #ChastityBoyIsland
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 17): Mauricio is distressed that his complaint isn't being heard, but his Smartboi® monitor keeps deducting coins as he tries to explain himself. #boytraining #cmnm
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 17): Mauricio is distressed that his complaint isn't being heard, but his Smartboi® monitor keeps deducting coins as he tries to explain himself. #boytraining #cmnm
🐈⬛🗯️ I no daftie, Mumb. I smartboi.
June 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
🐈⬛🗯️ I no daftie, Mumb. I smartboi.
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 18): As the Chastity Boy Island orientation video begins, our boys learn some of what will be expected of them during their stay, as well as more information about their Smartboi® monitors. #boytraining #cmnm
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 18): As the Chastity Boy Island orientation video begins, our boys learn some of what will be expected of them during their stay, as well as more information about their Smartboi® monitors. #boytraining #cmnm
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 16): As the Chastity Boy orientation begins, our boys get their first taste of how their Smartboi® Monitors will be regularizing their lives over the course of the next four weeks. #cmnm #teamlocked
January 28, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"A Visit to Chastity Boy Island" (Part 16): As the Chastity Boy orientation begins, our boys get their first taste of how their Smartboi® Monitors will be regularizing their lives over the course of the next four weeks. #cmnm #teamlocked
I kept asking my roommate “why is Baxter still there now that the ‘researching redemption’ contrivance is moot?”
Niffty, the answer is Niffty
He’s her supportive loving SmartBoi! Bioengineer roaches, play pattycake at a moment’s notice, encourage face stabbing! So sweet!
#HazbinHotel #MadMaid
Niffty, the answer is Niffty
He’s her supportive loving SmartBoi! Bioengineer roaches, play pattycake at a moment’s notice, encourage face stabbing! So sweet!
#HazbinHotel #MadMaid
If your man doesn't genetically engineer a bug band for you, does he even love you???
#hazbinhotel #madmaid
#hazbinhotel #madmaid
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I kept asking my roommate “why is Baxter still there now that the ‘researching redemption’ contrivance is moot?”
Niffty, the answer is Niffty
He’s her supportive loving SmartBoi! Bioengineer roaches, play pattycake at a moment’s notice, encourage face stabbing! So sweet!
#HazbinHotel #MadMaid
Niffty, the answer is Niffty
He’s her supportive loving SmartBoi! Bioengineer roaches, play pattycake at a moment’s notice, encourage face stabbing! So sweet!
#HazbinHotel #MadMaid
Very well placed, smartboi
July 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Very well placed, smartboi
Exactly. I highly doubt the Old Rich White Guy faction who want to keep things under the status quo have patience for the Silicon Valley Libertarian Smartboi faction, just for starters. Musk would at least be forced to stop dicking around with Social Security and Medicaid.
April 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Exactly. I highly doubt the Old Rich White Guy faction who want to keep things under the status quo have patience for the Silicon Valley Libertarian Smartboi faction, just for starters. Musk would at least be forced to stop dicking around with Social Security and Medicaid.
ppl often ask me, “how come some times y’all sound real smart, and then other times y’all sound dumb as hell”
well u see, i *am* stupid but have smartboi in my brain, it’s a secret cheat code :3
well u see, i *am* stupid but have smartboi in my brain, it’s a secret cheat code :3
September 18, 2023 at 1:06 PM
ppl often ask me, “how come some times y’all sound real smart, and then other times y’all sound dumb as hell”
well u see, i *am* stupid but have smartboi in my brain, it’s a secret cheat code :3
well u see, i *am* stupid but have smartboi in my brain, it’s a secret cheat code :3
string theory is like not... ur not studying string theory. most physicists aren't. and don't. it's there but like its very overrepresented among internet smartboi repliers and video essayists and not very represented in ur usual physics curriculums lmao.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
string theory is like not... ur not studying string theory. most physicists aren't. and don't. it's there but like its very overrepresented among internet smartboi repliers and video essayists and not very represented in ur usual physics curriculums lmao.
Wow, smartboi builds a giant compound in a US state that is famously not a big fan of white land greedy billionaires, which is also not a tax haven.
January 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Wow, smartboi builds a giant compound in a US state that is famously not a big fan of white land greedy billionaires, which is also not a tax haven.
he's so funny bc he's literally all the memes we made about alhaithem being a pretentious smartboi™ reddit bro but fr and it's fucking hilarious. hoyo saw all the shitposts and was like "bet"
December 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
he's so funny bc he's literally all the memes we made about alhaithem being a pretentious smartboi™ reddit bro but fr and it's fucking hilarious. hoyo saw all the shitposts and was like "bet"
I don't know what's the facially stupider opinion I saw among the SmartBoi crowd online, "actually the queen of England actually has a lot of power" or "There is exactly zero meaningful differences between HW Bush and Trump"
May 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I don't know what's the facially stupider opinion I saw among the SmartBoi crowd online, "actually the queen of England actually has a lot of power" or "There is exactly zero meaningful differences between HW Bush and Trump"
Pretty much this yeah. His giggling K-Hole Smartboi carrying out all his lily white dreams of ushering in a new South African apartheid made all this pretty clear. Doesn't seem to matter who's pulling the reins or why, he doesn't care and he doesn't seem moved by people clowning on him for it.
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pretty much this yeah. His giggling K-Hole Smartboi carrying out all his lily white dreams of ushering in a new South African apartheid made all this pretty clear. Doesn't seem to matter who's pulling the reins or why, he doesn't care and he doesn't seem moved by people clowning on him for it.
I am not shaming you, I am in awe of yet another smartboi™ who is here to shepherd all us dumbcunts™ into the glorious future.
January 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I am not shaming you, I am in awe of yet another smartboi™ who is here to shepherd all us dumbcunts™ into the glorious future.
Okay so judge me not please I am a goodboi but not a smartboi.
Have I just… just been avoiding indica strains this whole time for no goddamn reason??? Stopped by the dispensary to get in on a sale and grabbed something without checking what strain I was looking at and babes this is fucking amazing.
Have I just… just been avoiding indica strains this whole time for no goddamn reason??? Stopped by the dispensary to get in on a sale and grabbed something without checking what strain I was looking at and babes this is fucking amazing.
June 20, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Okay so judge me not please I am a goodboi but not a smartboi.
Have I just… just been avoiding indica strains this whole time for no goddamn reason??? Stopped by the dispensary to get in on a sale and grabbed something without checking what strain I was looking at and babes this is fucking amazing.
Have I just… just been avoiding indica strains this whole time for no goddamn reason??? Stopped by the dispensary to get in on a sale and grabbed something without checking what strain I was looking at and babes this is fucking amazing.
15. V from Devil May Cry 5
Cute tattooed smartboi
Cute tattooed smartboi
April 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
15. V from Devil May Cry 5
Cute tattooed smartboi
Cute tattooed smartboi
I am a genius. A complete smartboi. I forgot that that part of the world is in the early AMs. I am so smart! We going back to Spriggan o7 twitch.tv/kaijuzilla
Alrighty, we startin'! Going live on Ravana in Materia (Oceania) with Mrawa'a Kruug :3c twitch.tv/kaijuzilla
With less than 30 mins 'til the #FFXIV stream on twitch.tv/kaijuzilla, here's the vod from last Monday's #FFXIVLeveling stream :3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovSe... In which we get Dancer and Monk to level 100 and start Dragoon~!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovSe... In which we get Dancer and Monk to level 100 and start Dragoon~!
July 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I am a genius. A complete smartboi. I forgot that that part of the world is in the early AMs. I am so smart! We going back to Spriggan o7 twitch.tv/kaijuzilla
There's the saying "If you're the smartest guy in the room, you're in the wrong room". But I guess smartboi never heard of that before.
April 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
There's the saying "If you're the smartest guy in the room, you're in the wrong room". But I guess smartboi never heard of that before.