Don't smartwash Trump
He has no vision. He's an idiot and you know it. Don't smartwash him, #BrokenPost.
January 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Don't smartwash Trump
He has no vision. He's an idiot and you know it. Don't smartwash him, #BrokenPost.
January 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He has no vision. He's an idiot and you know it. Don't smartwash him, #BrokenPost.
Yes, absolutely. They are using AI hype and credulity to smartwash the unthinking harms they are doing
March 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Yes, absolutely. They are using AI hype and credulity to smartwash the unthinking harms they are doing
No, don’t smartwash (?) him. It’s problem he’s a conman idiot. His house of cards is tumbling
February 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
No, don’t smartwash (?) him. It’s problem he’s a conman idiot. His house of cards is tumbling
Wenn die Waschmaschine mehr über Ihr Leben weiß als Sie selbst: SmartWash AI™ optimiert Wäsche, Wetter, Mondphasen und Kreditkarte. Weil einfach waschen wirklich zu einfach wäre.
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October 4, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Wenn die Waschmaschine mehr über Ihr Leben weiß als Sie selbst: SmartWash AI™ optimiert Wäsche, Wetter, Mondphasen und Kreditkarte. Weil einfach waschen wirklich zu einfach wäre.
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I really hope future historians don't smartwash this very stupid time.
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I really hope future historians don't smartwash this very stupid time.
“Smartwash” is an excellent construction.
He has no vision. He's an idiot and you know it. Don't smartwash him, #BrokenPost.
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Smartwash” is an excellent construction.
Das Richtige für Leute, die selbst für das Wäschewaschen über keinerlei eigene Intelligenz mehr verfügen.
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Intelligenter Waschmittel Ball | Persil Smartwash zersägt
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November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Das Richtige für Leute, die selbst für das Wäschewaschen über keinerlei eigene Intelligenz mehr verfügen.
🤦♂️
#Persin #Smartwash
www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
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#Persin #Smartwash
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AND:
The company launches SmartWash Solutions, a revolutionary wash-water monitoring system to sanitize and prevent microbial cross contamination, and makes it available to the industry.
The company launches SmartWash Solutions, a revolutionary wash-water monitoring system to sanitize and prevent microbial cross contamination, and makes it available to the industry.
July 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
AND:
The company launches SmartWash Solutions, a revolutionary wash-water monitoring system to sanitize and prevent microbial cross contamination, and makes it available to the industry.
The company launches SmartWash Solutions, a revolutionary wash-water monitoring system to sanitize and prevent microbial cross contamination, and makes it available to the industry.
Teardown of a Persil Smartwash Smart Laundry Detergent Ball
Teardown of a Persil Smartwash Smart Laundry Detergent Ball
Hackaday Article
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August 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Teardown of a Persil Smartwash Smart Laundry Detergent Ball
Let's not smartwash pundits by pretending they belong to the "intelligentsia"
March 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Let's not smartwash pundits by pretending they belong to the "intelligentsia"
Sista did I lie? Lmfaoooo It’s gonna be a Hoover Smartwash going.
April 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sista did I lie? Lmfaoooo It’s gonna be a Hoover Smartwash going.
Teardown of a Persil Smartwash Smart Laundry Detergent Ball
Teardown of a Persil Smartwash Smart Laundry Detergent Ball
Ever since the invention of washing machines, the process of doing laundry has become rather straightforward. Simply toss the dirty laundry into the machine, fill up the detergent, and let …read more
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August 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Teardown of a Persil Smartwash Smart Laundry Detergent Ball
Brought to you by SmartWash Solutions®, a subsidiary of Taylor Farms.
(I am, sadly, not making this up.)
(I am, sadly, not making this up.)
July 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Brought to you by SmartWash Solutions®, a subsidiary of Taylor Farms.
(I am, sadly, not making this up.)
(I am, sadly, not making this up.)
Fascist pundits have always been this stupid. What’s amazing about this fuckup is that now all the smart people they hire to smartwash them & feed them talking points are also too stupid to know these are different Ayatollahs. Idiots all the way down the chain
Mullin: We are not wanting regime change, but the person that's leading this effort is the ayatollah. Remember in 1979, when he came to power, he was saying that he wanted to be a nuclear Iran
February 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Fascist pundits have always been this stupid. What’s amazing about this fuckup is that now all the smart people they hire to smartwash them & feed them talking points are also too stupid to know these are different Ayatollahs. Idiots all the way down the chain
Eine automatische Waschmitteldosierung bei Geschirrspülern kannten wir bisher eigentlich nur von teuren Premiumgeräten. Doch was, wenn man diese smarte Funktion in fast jeder Spülmaschine nachrüsten könnte – und das ganz ohne handwerklichen Umbau?
Somat Smartwash im Test: Automatische Dosierung für jede Spülmaschine?
Eine automatische Waschmitteldosierung bei Geschirrspülern kannten wir bisher eigentlich nur von teuren Premiumgeräten. Doch was, wenn man diese smarte Funktion in fast jeder Spülmaschine nachrüsten…
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October 3, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Eine automatische Waschmitteldosierung bei Geschirrspülern kannten wir bisher eigentlich nur von teuren Premiumgeräten. Doch was, wenn man diese smarte Funktion in fast jeder Spülmaschine nachrüsten könnte – und das ganz ohne handwerklichen Umbau?
Yes, it is. Stop with the attempts to smartwash.
January 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Yes, it is. Stop with the attempts to smartwash.
This is NOT an ad. I got this Hoover SmartWash, it arrived today, and I cleaned my bedroom carpet immediately. Again this is not an ad, I'm just excited!
-Clearly labeled parts
-Zero tools needed to assemble
-IT'S SO EASY TO USE
-Does not fit in broom closet, don't worry lil guy, I'll find a space
-Clearly labeled parts
-Zero tools needed to assemble
-IT'S SO EASY TO USE
-Does not fit in broom closet, don't worry lil guy, I'll find a space
January 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is NOT an ad. I got this Hoover SmartWash, it arrived today, and I cleaned my bedroom carpet immediately. Again this is not an ad, I'm just excited!
-Clearly labeled parts
-Zero tools needed to assemble
-IT'S SO EASY TO USE
-Does not fit in broom closet, don't worry lil guy, I'll find a space
-Clearly labeled parts
-Zero tools needed to assemble
-IT'S SO EASY TO USE
-Does not fit in broom closet, don't worry lil guy, I'll find a space
I don't need to own a washing machine so I don't. #SmartWash
June 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I don't need to own a washing machine so I don't. #SmartWash
I believe NASA Administrators should have college degrees not GEDs. Don't smartwash this guy.
December 4, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I believe NASA Administrators should have college degrees not GEDs. Don't smartwash this guy.
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I had to do this over the weekend.
12 year old Fisher and Paykel smartwash.
Ended up getting a HiSense from Harvey Norman outlet store for well under $1k delivered, installed, and the old one taken away.
12 year old Fisher and Paykel smartwash.
Ended up getting a HiSense from Harvey Norman outlet store for well under $1k delivered, installed, and the old one taken away.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I had to do this over the weekend.
12 year old Fisher and Paykel smartwash.
Ended up getting a HiSense from Harvey Norman outlet store for well under $1k delivered, installed, and the old one taken away.
12 year old Fisher and Paykel smartwash.
Ended up getting a HiSense from Harvey Norman outlet store for well under $1k delivered, installed, and the old one taken away.