what is smellbourne?
June 27, 2026 at 9:17 AM
what is smellbourne?
Smellbourne on the good chair!1
December 31, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Smellbourne on the good chair!1
Smellbourne Scentral
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Smellbourne Scentral
more like Smellbourne
March 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
more like Smellbourne
Semi rural smellbourne here 😂
September 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Semi rural smellbourne here 😂
Lots of Aussie slang pokes fun at other cities or states in Australia. For example, an old “yo momma” jibe is “your mum drinks tap water in Adelaide.” Back when Melbourne used to have sewage issues it was often called “Smellbourne.” And a local celebrity or influencer from Perth is a “Perthonality”
February 27, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Lots of Aussie slang pokes fun at other cities or states in Australia. For example, an old “yo momma” jibe is “your mum drinks tap water in Adelaide.” Back when Melbourne used to have sewage issues it was often called “Smellbourne.” And a local celebrity or influencer from Perth is a “Perthonality”
I asked the Google lady what the current time in Australia was earlier, for work related reasons. She proceeded to tell me all the major cities in Australia, including, and this is a direct quote 'Smellbourne". She never told me the time.
Sorry if you live in Smellbourne.
Sorry if you live in Smellbourne.
August 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I asked the Google lady what the current time in Australia was earlier, for work related reasons. She proceeded to tell me all the major cities in Australia, including, and this is a direct quote 'Smellbourne". She never told me the time.
Sorry if you live in Smellbourne.
Sorry if you live in Smellbourne.
Smellbourne pisstoria
(Melbourne victoria)
(Melbourne victoria)
August 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Smellbourne pisstoria
(Melbourne victoria)
(Melbourne victoria)
Just a quiet Sunday in Smellbourne.
August 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just a quiet Sunday in Smellbourne.
Gonna be a real steamy day in smellbourne today.
Breaking out the shorts!
Breaking out the shorts!
a green moisture meter shows that the moisture is dry
ALT: a green moisture meter shows that the moisture is dry
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November 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Gonna be a real steamy day in smellbourne today.
Breaking out the shorts!
Breaking out the shorts!
Question, what kind of dog is smellbourne?
December 31, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Question, what kind of dog is smellbourne?
the great australian cities of shidney and smellbourne
June 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
the great australian cities of shidney and smellbourne
Prediction from someone who grew up in Smellbourne. There will be no race today.
March 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Prediction from someone who grew up in Smellbourne. There will be no race today.
we actually can thank the nickname of “smellbourne” for our tram system! it was put in to get the horses out of the CBD because there was shit everywhere
June 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
we actually can thank the nickname of “smellbourne” for our tram system! it was put in to get the horses out of the CBD because there was shit everywhere
"Step back in time to Melbourne's first settlement. No narration. No explanation. Just you, transported to 1835-1840."
Curious presentation of the past using AI for reconstruction. Engaging the senses can increase engagement with historic records (cue for Smellbourne joke here).
#history #AI
Curious presentation of the past using AI for reconstruction. Engaging the senses can increase engagement with historic records (cue for Smellbourne joke here).
#history #AI
Melbourne 1835-1890: Step Back in Time | Fly on the Wall AI Cinema
YouTube video by Mr Widd
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January 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
We still have a few spots left on our monthly tour this weekend! See the building in a new light and learn some interesting facts about early Melbourne.
🎟️ $16
📍 Old Treasury Building Museum
📅 Sunday 27th September
⏰ 11am
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/old-treasury...
🎟️ $16
📍 Old Treasury Building Museum
📅 Sunday 27th September
⏰ 11am
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/old-treasury...
September 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
We still have a few spots left on our monthly tour this weekend! See the building in a new light and learn some interesting facts about early Melbourne.
🎟️ $16
📍 Old Treasury Building Museum
📅 Sunday 27th September
⏰ 11am
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/old-treasury...
🎟️ $16
📍 Old Treasury Building Museum
📅 Sunday 27th September
⏰ 11am
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/old-treasury...
Yikes that looks like days I had in Scotland last year. Was late summer and it looked like this. Smellbourne wasn’t so bad today, but very cold.
August 12, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Yikes that looks like days I had in Scotland last year. Was late summer and it looked like this. Smellbourne wasn’t so bad today, but very cold.
It's called smellbourne for a reason.
July 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
It's called smellbourne for a reason.
far eastern sewerburbs of smellbourne... the eastern bloc... victoria's colon
May 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
far eastern sewerburbs of smellbourne... the eastern bloc... victoria's colon
Smellbourne all over again?
The Age’s unrelenting campaign to feature a different Melbourne suburb each and every day is steadily heading for the shark jump …
March 18, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Smellbourne all over again?
I arrived in Melbourne after an 11-hour train ride and left changed. Hamlet, a nun with piercing insight, a flirtation with the red-light district, and the quiet click of the new: readiness.
open.substack.com/pub/davidpbl...
#MemoirLife #HamletWasMe #TravelReflections #Smellbourne #MidlifeMusings
open.substack.com/pub/davidpbl...
#MemoirLife #HamletWasMe #TravelReflections #Smellbourne #MidlifeMusings
9. To Be, or Not to Be?
What happens when a former football player turned globe-trotting journalist finds himself in Melbourne, wrestling with Hamlet, haunted by sewage, and on the brink of profound transformation? In this n...
open.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I arrived in Melbourne after an 11-hour train ride and left changed. Hamlet, a nun with piercing insight, a flirtation with the red-light district, and the quiet click of the new: readiness.
open.substack.com/pub/davidpbl...
#MemoirLife #HamletWasMe #TravelReflections #Smellbourne #MidlifeMusings
open.substack.com/pub/davidpbl...
#MemoirLife #HamletWasMe #TravelReflections #Smellbourne #MidlifeMusings
+1 for Smellbourne! 🪃
April 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
+1 for Smellbourne! 🪃
Marvellous Smellbourne
March 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Marvellous Smellbourne