I'm sure it's something a tiny smolbean company like itch can handle.
November 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I'm sure it's something a tiny smolbean company like itch can handle.
'Reap what you sow' is just not a thing that happens often enough these days, with actual consequences. Yes, smolbean itch, you *completely* deserve to be overrun into irrelevancy. You brought it on yourselves.
November 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
'Reap what you sow' is just not a thing that happens often enough these days, with actual consequences. Yes, smolbean itch, you *completely* deserve to be overrun into irrelevancy. You brought it on yourselves.
I lost all respect for itch when they did 'we're just so uwu smolbean' wrt the adult bans/delistings.
This is imo just an extension of their refusal to protect the people who helped them rake in money over the years.
If so many ppl didn't rely on it I'd say it *should* drown in a lake of slop.
This is imo just an extension of their refusal to protect the people who helped them rake in money over the years.
If so many ppl didn't rely on it I'd say it *should* drown in a lake of slop.
"how could they tell? AI users can hide that they used AI"
I'm not asking for the perfect "get rid of all AI and only AI with no misfires" solution I'm asking for Literally Anything besides a cute post on social media that doesn't even name the problem directly even though everyone knows what it is.
I'm not asking for the perfect "get rid of all AI and only AI with no misfires" solution I'm asking for Literally Anything besides a cute post on social media that doesn't even name the problem directly even though everyone knows what it is.
November 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I lost all respect for itch when they did 'we're just so uwu smolbean' wrt the adult bans/delistings.
This is imo just an extension of their refusal to protect the people who helped them rake in money over the years.
If so many ppl didn't rely on it I'd say it *should* drown in a lake of slop.
This is imo just an extension of their refusal to protect the people who helped them rake in money over the years.
If so many ppl didn't rely on it I'd say it *should* drown in a lake of slop.
Yeah that's the point - the public at large did not understand and thought it was GiantCorp going after SmolBean.
November 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Yeah that's the point - the public at large did not understand and thought it was GiantCorp going after SmolBean.
Wait that was her? Wasn't there someone on here, who didn't use their real name, who got outed as some sort of smolbean defense contractor? That was someone else, right? Never mind me, I talk to myself with some frequency.
November 2, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Wait that was her? Wasn't there someone on here, who didn't use their real name, who got outed as some sort of smolbean defense contractor? That was someone else, right? Never mind me, I talk to myself with some frequency.
This is classic right-wing cheems/failson/smolbean thinking that we aren't capable of getting things built whilst simultaneously spending more than 30seconds thinking about equity and sustainability. Raise your level of ambition! We can do both!
October 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
This is classic right-wing cheems/failson/smolbean thinking that we aren't capable of getting things built whilst simultaneously spending more than 30seconds thinking about equity and sustainability. Raise your level of ambition! We can do both!
"quiet enough for undisturbed sleep" can't and shouldn't be a goal for short-haul transit. there will always be announcements, doors opening, footsteps, coughing, jostling. you really really do not need to smolbean transit ridership to advocate for a speakerphone ban
October 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"quiet enough for undisturbed sleep" can't and shouldn't be a goal for short-haul transit. there will always be announcements, doors opening, footsteps, coughing, jostling. you really really do not need to smolbean transit ridership to advocate for a speakerphone ban
oh god, is there awful Empath fanfic where he's just a smolbean who wants to be loved? I guess there is, and Louise Simonson is writing it.
October 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
oh god, is there awful Empath fanfic where he's just a smolbean who wants to be loved? I guess there is, and Louise Simonson is writing it.
Just infuriating how many “famous” men in arts academia abuse their positions of power and cultural clout to sexually assault their students, who then have the audacity to act like smolbean fuccbois when they feel remorse, and then are allowed to quietly resign before the walls close in.
October 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Just infuriating how many “famous” men in arts academia abuse their positions of power and cultural clout to sexually assault their students, who then have the audacity to act like smolbean fuccbois when they feel remorse, and then are allowed to quietly resign before the walls close in.
not to make this about Society(tm) but everyone i have seen defending this seems to be a person who would smolbean after insulting a big account on here
October 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
not to make this about Society(tm) but everyone i have seen defending this seems to be a person who would smolbean after insulting a big account on here
"Hi we're Smolbean Ltd. and we'd love to hear your feedback to improve our services"
Look, everything works perfectly fine and if it didn't I wouldn't be using you or I would have emailed a complaint to make the thing work properly. I will not be quantifying multiple facets of this on a 1-10 scale
Look, everything works perfectly fine and if it didn't I wouldn't be using you or I would have emailed a complaint to make the thing work properly. I will not be quantifying multiple facets of this on a 1-10 scale
October 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
"Hi we're Smolbean Ltd. and we'd love to hear your feedback to improve our services"
Look, everything works perfectly fine and if it didn't I wouldn't be using you or I would have emailed a complaint to make the thing work properly. I will not be quantifying multiple facets of this on a 1-10 scale
Look, everything works perfectly fine and if it didn't I wouldn't be using you or I would have emailed a complaint to make the thing work properly. I will not be quantifying multiple facets of this on a 1-10 scale
There's a degree of Goombaposting going on here, but it is odd how some people go "I want morally dubious characters in my video games" then complain when they can't smolbean said characters into being seen as having done no wrong.
October 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There's a degree of Goombaposting going on here, but it is odd how some people go "I want morally dubious characters in my video games" then complain when they can't smolbean said characters into being seen as having done no wrong.
non-confrontational smolbean morphing into a semi-sentient swastika: I completely forgot that the day of the rope meant all of that... I just like the prose, I'm not trying to be mean please my fanart means absolutely nothing I swear I didn't even know black people were real I'm not mean pleaseeeee!
October 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
non-confrontational smolbean morphing into a semi-sentient swastika: I completely forgot that the day of the rope meant all of that... I just like the prose, I'm not trying to be mean please my fanart means absolutely nothing I swear I didn't even know black people were real I'm not mean pleaseeeee!
in for a dime....
and to be fair, it's true
nobody with that pedo sweat on them will ever receive my patronage or money #smolbean
just happen to be a lot of smol beans out there
and to be fair, it's true
nobody with that pedo sweat on them will ever receive my patronage or money #smolbean
just happen to be a lot of smol beans out there
October 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
in for a dime....
and to be fair, it's true
nobody with that pedo sweat on them will ever receive my patronage or money #smolbean
just happen to be a lot of smol beans out there
and to be fair, it's true
nobody with that pedo sweat on them will ever receive my patronage or money #smolbean
just happen to be a lot of smol beans out there
I am just a smolbean I can have a spooky name as a treat
October 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I am just a smolbean I can have a spooky name as a treat
No one is willing to let it go because no one wants to admit the original people did sloppy work. Meanwhile, if you confronted the original people with actual data and comparisons, there’s a very decent chance they’d uwu smolbean promoting bad information. This is downstream of iterative journalism
October 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
No one is willing to let it go because no one wants to admit the original people did sloppy work. Meanwhile, if you confronted the original people with actual data and comparisons, there’s a very decent chance they’d uwu smolbean promoting bad information. This is downstream of iterative journalism
Me confunde mucho esa reacción, pero pues qué se puede esperar de personas que necesitan que el mundo sea comprensivo con ellas y no se enoje cuando sigan viendo los videos de su smolbean violador favorito.
October 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Me confunde mucho esa reacción, pero pues qué se puede esperar de personas que necesitan que el mundo sea comprensivo con ellas y no se enoje cuando sigan viendo los videos de su smolbean violador favorito.
Everyone is sick of her. I'm sck of her. She's probably sick of herself.
But as lately as a week ago, we still had her flying monkeys on this site arguing she's just an uwu mentally disabled smolbean. As lately as this morning, she was still recruiting to her discord as a safe activism space.
But as lately as a week ago, we still had her flying monkeys on this site arguing she's just an uwu mentally disabled smolbean. As lately as this morning, she was still recruiting to her discord as a safe activism space.
October 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Everyone is sick of her. I'm sck of her. She's probably sick of herself.
But as lately as a week ago, we still had her flying monkeys on this site arguing she's just an uwu mentally disabled smolbean. As lately as this morning, she was still recruiting to her discord as a safe activism space.
But as lately as a week ago, we still had her flying monkeys on this site arguing she's just an uwu mentally disabled smolbean. As lately as this morning, she was still recruiting to her discord as a safe activism space.
My one and only take on this is that I think victims should be the ones to decide what if any justice they want, not an online peanut gallery who weaponize victims’ stories for internet clout and drama content that insists all victims are pathetic little helpless smolbean worms with no agency.
October 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
My one and only take on this is that I think victims should be the ones to decide what if any justice they want, not an online peanut gallery who weaponize victims’ stories for internet clout and drama content that insists all victims are pathetic little helpless smolbean worms with no agency.
🥰 She's just a smolbean mentally disabled white woman who can solve racism bc no one else is doing the work and we're stopping her because we're all abusers and nazis🥰
September 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
🥰 She's just a smolbean mentally disabled white woman who can solve racism bc no one else is doing the work and we're stopping her because we're all abusers and nazis🥰
i was livid when i got a bug asking for verification. i really dont care that a service i use had a bug. its that their clients clearly said "no, we dont want this in the service" then they did it anyway and COMPLAINED (smolbean) when people were genuinely upset that yes, this happens everywhere now
September 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
i was livid when i got a bug asking for verification. i really dont care that a service i use had a bug. its that their clients clearly said "no, we dont want this in the service" then they did it anyway and COMPLAINED (smolbean) when people were genuinely upset that yes, this happens everywhere now
Russia is "uwu smolbean", always, huh bud
September 26, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Russia is "uwu smolbean", always, huh bud
why is discord smolbean posting. utterly pathetic
September 24, 2026 at 10:23 AM
why is discord smolbean posting. utterly pathetic