12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
adopt your very own Smurf today! 💙
January 26, 2026 at 12:32 PM
adopt your very own Smurf today! 💙
Would you Smurf me? I'd Smurf me. I'd Smurf me so hard.
September 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Would you Smurf me? I'd Smurf me. I'd Smurf me so hard.
estranged papa smurf
December 17, 2024 at 2:06 PM
estranged papa smurf
Happy Global Smurf Day! Here are six names of Smurfs in other languages:
6. Italian Papa Smurf = Grande Puffo
5. German Wild Smurf = Tarzan Schlumpf
4. Spanish Crazy Smurf = Pitufo Loco
3. Dutch Jokey Smurf = Lolsmurf
2. Portuguese Hefty Smurf = Smurf Robusto
1. Czech Scruple the villain = Kluk Fuk
6. Italian Papa Smurf = Grande Puffo
5. German Wild Smurf = Tarzan Schlumpf
4. Spanish Crazy Smurf = Pitufo Loco
3. Dutch Jokey Smurf = Lolsmurf
2. Portuguese Hefty Smurf = Smurf Robusto
1. Czech Scruple the villain = Kluk Fuk
June 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Happy Global Smurf Day! Here are six names of Smurfs in other languages:
6. Italian Papa Smurf = Grande Puffo
5. German Wild Smurf = Tarzan Schlumpf
4. Spanish Crazy Smurf = Pitufo Loco
3. Dutch Jokey Smurf = Lolsmurf
2. Portuguese Hefty Smurf = Smurf Robusto
1. Czech Scruple the villain = Kluk Fuk
6. Italian Papa Smurf = Grande Puffo
5. German Wild Smurf = Tarzan Schlumpf
4. Spanish Crazy Smurf = Pitufo Loco
3. Dutch Jokey Smurf = Lolsmurf
2. Portuguese Hefty Smurf = Smurf Robusto
1. Czech Scruple the villain = Kluk Fuk
📸: Ricardo Stuckert
December 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
📸: Ricardo Stuckert
When I was a kid Smurfs had REAL JOBS. You had BUILDER SMURF and HEFTY SMURF. Nowadays it’s all changed, you have CHEUGY SMURF and PAWG SMURF
August 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
When I was a kid Smurfs had REAL JOBS. You had BUILDER SMURF and HEFTY SMURF. Nowadays it’s all changed, you have CHEUGY SMURF and PAWG SMURF
Smurf-ing small blue thing
December 29, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Smurf-ing small blue thing
The smurfs don't smurf you, you smurf the smurfs
August 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The smurfs don't smurf you, you smurf the smurfs
Papa Smurf went to church looking for Handy Smurf
September 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Papa Smurf went to church looking for Handy Smurf
Smurf Chef Boyardee (1985-circa 1993): A line of canned pasta & sauce meals, featuring little macaroni shaped like The Smurfs, including Papa Smurf and Smurfette. See this 🧵for the different varieties!
August 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Smurf Chef Boyardee (1985-circa 1993): A line of canned pasta & sauce meals, featuring little macaroni shaped like The Smurfs, including Papa Smurf and Smurfette. See this 🧵for the different varieties!
how it feels to play fortnite
a smurf wearing a white hat and blonde hair
ALT: a smurf wearing a white hat and blonde hair
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February 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
how it feels to play fortnite
Not trusting this guy sorry!
September 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Not trusting this guy sorry!
My man looks like Ryan Gosling in PAPA SMURF: ORIGINS
September 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
My man looks like Ryan Gosling in PAPA SMURF: ORIGINS
Papa Smurf wears a Phrygian cap, most often associated with the French Revolution, indicating Smurf Village had a monarchy it has since overthrown. This makes Papa Smurf, de facto head of state post-revolution, akin to Robespierre. In this essay I will —
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Papa Smurf wears a Phrygian cap, most often associated with the French Revolution, indicating Smurf Village had a monarchy it has since overthrown. This makes Papa Smurf, de facto head of state post-revolution, akin to Robespierre. In this essay I will —
Number 294: a new Smurf called “Libertarian Smurf”
March 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Number 294: a new Smurf called “Libertarian Smurf”
I hope this is delicious
August 21, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I hope this is delicious
February 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
March 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
we are slowly morphing the linguistics of american english to parallel smurf language
“The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America…”
August 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
we are slowly morphing the linguistics of american english to parallel smurf language