#SnakeHandler
One of the times I visited China our hosts (business) took us to this place near beijing where they brought snakes to the table. One was selected then the waiter/snakehandler slit the snake’s throat, drained the blood and then served the blood in shot glasses with liquor. I did a hard pass.
October 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It's not what mainline Protestants do either. Definitely snakehandler/speaking in tongues type stuff.
September 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Yes, JD Vance offends me. He comes in, Johnny-come-lately, claiming adherence to a 2,000 year old faith, and knows nothing of it. His Catholicism is unrelated to anything after Vatican II. Hell, it's not even medieval Catholicism. It's snakehandler bullshit with a veneer of the Church.
September 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
1) Homer: “Who pays for that wedding?”

2) Ralph: “My cat’s breath smells like cat food“

3) Homer: “Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock.”

4) Moe: “I was born a snakehandler and I’ll die a snakehandler.”

5) Homer: Weaseling out of things is important . . . .”
August 25, 2026 at 10:32 AM
How can we have a functioning republic without a single snakehandler holding elected office?
March 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
that’s another one that’s blackout juice

but they don’t sell 19.2 stovies of Snakehandler like they do Andygator
June 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Next on The Ezra Klein Show, Cletus the Snakehandler. This man thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old and that pregnancy through rape is a blessing. Every Republican running for Congress needs his church's endorsement if they're going to make it through their primary."
September 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
But Moe was born a snakehandler… 🤔
May 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Conversely I despise good people but snakehandler is the perfect DIPA
May 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
No way. Maybe Paula Snakehandler, however it sounds too orthodox for her….
April 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
At least Good People has always had the good sense to package snakehandler (8.3%) in four-packs. This should not be a sixer lol.
July 2, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Are we making up guys to get mad at? I hate the snakehandler who never says hello to me.
August 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Shake (Snakehandler Mix/Marc Heal Remix): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwmc...

#Music #PIG #MarcHeal
Pig vs. MC Lord of The Flies - Shake (Snakehandler Mix/Marc Heal Remix)
YouTube video by Steve Arra
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September 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm a lapsed Catholic who never even got first Communion but i speak for all of us. Noobs don't get to be tradcaths.

Sorry thems the rules don't blame me.

These people are just some bigot protestant freaks who like how Latin mass looks.

Like Amy Coney-Barrett, b you are a snakehandler shut up lol
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
When Snakehandler first came out,I drank 8 while watching a Bama game. Needless to say, I was feeling no pain at the end of that game...
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Lesbian Trashgrass: Milktoast Millie and the Scabby Knees

I used to work with one of the musicians. The band stopped playing but I still love their tunes!

youtu.be/RB6rxJTxuo8?...
Snakehandler
YouTube video by Milktoast Millie & the Scabby Knees - Topic
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August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s always fun to watch, especially the part with her birth mother in the snakehandler scene, that makeup is atrocious 😂
March 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM
August 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
They tried to warn us about the Deep State cabal coming for the children. They told us not to embrace a venomous serpent, too, but then they embraced one and here we are.

#snakehandler usa!
June 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The lord works in mysterious ways. Probably because most people worship made-up bullshit.

#snakehandler
#snakehandling is the only proper true patriotic USA version of Xtianity.

#Trust
March 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Snakehandler Church - Splash O Gas
Snakehandler Church
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July 26, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Snakehandler Church - Mother Mary Medusa
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July 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Snakehandler Church - Hotboxing with God
Snakehandler Church
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July 19, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Snakehandler Church - Kiss the Ring
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July 14, 2024 at 12:25 AM