Socko loves you, Second Prince of Socklandia

"There are no knitting police.' If there were, I wouldn't be on the force. If it goes onto your foot and stays on, it's a sock. If it goes onto your foot and you like it, it's a sock. If you knitted it, HURRAY. All socks are citizens of SockLandia, even the dreaded tube sock (hurts my feet.)

The Sock Conspiracy

There are no “missing” socks.
Just liberated ones.

They fake their deaths to start new lives in Sockland.
I was president there once. Don’t ask about the knee-high coup.

#SockGate #Socklandia #OneSockNation #FootnoteRebellion

is this what happens when the laundry crosses the dryer dimensional barrier ?

All these worlds are yours, save for Missing Socklandia.
they Fly free.

Your missing socks are currently living their best life after falling through the portal to Socklandia located between your washer and dryer.

In Socklandia