August 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Good morning 🌞 why am I up at this stupid o'clock. When I've been so looking forward to a lay in. After the past 7days in work. #sodslaw hey.
July 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Good morning 🌞 why am I up at this stupid o'clock. When I've been so looking forward to a lay in. After the past 7days in work. #sodslaw hey.
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Is sodslaw a bit like coleslaw, except made with sods instead of cole?
May 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Is sodslaw a bit like coleslaw, except made with sods instead of cole?
Oh no. 🙈🙈
I just did a perfect recital of the 1st Degree Charge ahead of my Masonic meeting later this evening.
If you do a perfect recital a few hours before the meeting you almost always forget the entire fucking thing at the actual time 🤣🙈
#SodsLaw
#Freemason
I just did a perfect recital of the 1st Degree Charge ahead of my Masonic meeting later this evening.
If you do a perfect recital a few hours before the meeting you almost always forget the entire fucking thing at the actual time 🤣🙈
#SodsLaw
#Freemason
March 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Oh no. 🙈🙈
I just did a perfect recital of the 1st Degree Charge ahead of my Masonic meeting later this evening.
If you do a perfect recital a few hours before the meeting you almost always forget the entire fucking thing at the actual time 🤣🙈
#SodsLaw
#Freemason
I just did a perfect recital of the 1st Degree Charge ahead of my Masonic meeting later this evening.
If you do a perfect recital a few hours before the meeting you almost always forget the entire fucking thing at the actual time 🤣🙈
#SodsLaw
#Freemason
Today Kevin I have a 🎸lesson not sure how it will go this week as I failed miserably with my homework which was improvisation. I guess I'll just have to improvise when I get there.
Spreadsheets didn't go well yesterday, all the functions I wanted to use are not available in my version. #sodslaw!
Spreadsheets didn't go well yesterday, all the functions I wanted to use are not available in my version. #sodslaw!
September 23, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Today Kevin I have a 🎸lesson not sure how it will go this week as I failed miserably with my homework which was improvisation. I guess I'll just have to improvise when I get there.
Spreadsheets didn't go well yesterday, all the functions I wanted to use are not available in my version. #sodslaw!
Spreadsheets didn't go well yesterday, all the functions I wanted to use are not available in my version. #sodslaw!
Dazzling morning + approaching English Bank Holiday weekend x major local event scheduled = ☔️🌊🌀⛈️🌪️🌫️🌩️🌨️
#eastbourne #eastsussex #bankholidayweather #sodslaw
#eastbourne #eastsussex #bankholidayweather #sodslaw
May 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Dazzling morning + approaching English Bank Holiday weekend x major local event scheduled = ☔️🌊🌀⛈️🌪️🌫️🌩️🌨️
#eastbourne #eastsussex #bankholidayweather #sodslaw
#eastbourne #eastsussex #bankholidayweather #sodslaw
I’ve just driven 570km from Plasencia to Getxo & I’ve lost count of the birds of prey I’ve seen: 3 red kites, 2 buzzards, 3 kestrels, 3 vultures & several more too far off to identify. All while I was unable to stop & take pictures of course. #SodsLaw
a man with pink hair is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words so frustrating written on it .
ALT: a man with pink hair is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words so frustrating written on it .
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October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I’ve just driven 570km from Plasencia to Getxo & I’ve lost count of the birds of prey I’ve seen: 3 red kites, 2 buzzards, 3 kestrels, 3 vultures & several more too far off to identify. All while I was unable to stop & take pictures of course. #SodsLaw
Sodslaw (n.): Sliced raw cabbage mixed with mayonnaise and other vegetables that you make yourself in an attempt to save money but which gives you food poisoning.
June 30, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Sodslaw (n.): Sliced raw cabbage mixed with mayonnaise and other vegetables that you make yourself in an attempt to save money but which gives you food poisoning.
October 6, 2024 at 9:26 AM
That’s cos you’re meant to eat the cornflakes not the bowls Helen ! 🤣It’s not too bad and it’s not giving her tootheache just annoying cos she only went for a check up at the end of November #Sodslaw 🐶🐾😘
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
That’s cos you’re meant to eat the cornflakes not the bowls Helen ! 🤣It’s not too bad and it’s not giving her tootheache just annoying cos she only went for a check up at the end of November #Sodslaw 🐶🐾😘
Of course. OF COURSE.
Misplaced my bottle of Zoflora at a client's, somewhere. Waited 3 weeks. Searched each client's house to find it. No go. Gave in last night, bought more.
This morning?
There it is, on the bath edge, behind a shower curtain I'd missed.
Gah!
#SodsLaw
Misplaced my bottle of Zoflora at a client's, somewhere. Waited 3 weeks. Searched each client's house to find it. No go. Gave in last night, bought more.
This morning?
There it is, on the bath edge, behind a shower curtain I'd missed.
Gah!
#SodsLaw
March 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Of course. OF COURSE.
Misplaced my bottle of Zoflora at a client's, somewhere. Waited 3 weeks. Searched each client's house to find it. No go. Gave in last night, bought more.
This morning?
There it is, on the bath edge, behind a shower curtain I'd missed.
Gah!
#SodsLaw
Misplaced my bottle of Zoflora at a client's, somewhere. Waited 3 weeks. Searched each client's house to find it. No go. Gave in last night, bought more.
This morning?
There it is, on the bath edge, behind a shower curtain I'd missed.
Gah!
#SodsLaw
wait; wait; wait; endless delays....
then suddenly, you'll have three
buses all arrive at once!
#7syllablesentence #wait #sodslaw
then suddenly, you'll have three
buses all arrive at once!
#7syllablesentence #wait #sodslaw
March 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
wait; wait; wait; endless delays....
then suddenly, you'll have three
buses all arrive at once!
#7syllablesentence #wait #sodslaw
then suddenly, you'll have three
buses all arrive at once!
#7syllablesentence #wait #sodslaw
And of course…. It would make a rather good event centre…
But I’d only be called a “hurler on the ditch” if I said that 😏
#sodslaw #mindthesod
But I’d only be called a “hurler on the ditch” if I said that 😏
#sodslaw #mindthesod
March 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
And of course…. It would make a rather good event centre…
But I’d only be called a “hurler on the ditch” if I said that 😏
#sodslaw #mindthesod
But I’d only be called a “hurler on the ditch” if I said that 😏
#sodslaw #mindthesod
Sod's Law, when my adverts say 'Outcalls Only', everyone asks for incalls. And when I can finally do incalls, they all want outcalls or car meets...if you have a car, you can drive to where I have a bed 🙃💀
#sexwork #irony #sodslaw #sexworkiswork
#sexwork #irony #sodslaw #sexworkiswork
March 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Sod's Law, when my adverts say 'Outcalls Only', everyone asks for incalls. And when I can finally do incalls, they all want outcalls or car meets...if you have a car, you can drive to where I have a bed 🙃💀
#sexwork #irony #sodslaw #sexworkiswork
#sexwork #irony #sodslaw #sexworkiswork
Had a slightly frustrating day trying to shut down my Virgin Money account (branch closing, nearest one 30 miles away) and set up a new one but everyone needed different ID, paperwork, forms etc etc so ended up going round in circles... #finance #sodslaw
August 23, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Had a slightly frustrating day trying to shut down my Virgin Money account (branch closing, nearest one 30 miles away) and set up a new one but everyone needed different ID, paperwork, forms etc etc so ended up going round in circles... #finance #sodslaw