#SofaSexual
Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Spoiler Alert: The sofasexual will be President before then.
March 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Love SOFASEXUAL
March 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
an admitted sofasexual.
June 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
WHO DAT? This sofasexual, Oh, OK. Gotcha.
September 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Lol I forgot all about him being a sofasexual.
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sofasexual 🤣☠️ 🛋
March 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Do you know of a bigger bitchboy than that race-baiting sofasexual?
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Trump is notoriously thin-skinned. He remembers and stews over every slight and insult. He wanted Burgum for the VP slot.

The sofasexual was foisted on him by Musk and Thiel.

It was the deal he had to make so they would buy him the election.
August 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sofasexual…🤣🤣🤣
I’m stealing that !
March 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Imagine. This sofasexual jackass is one step away from the Presidency.
July 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
“Sofasexual”! I like that! Nice!
September 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
HEH. The sofasexual and his obvious desperate mate...
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Or on a comfy couch. Oh Wait NOOOOO. Down Just Dance Vance DOWN!!!! #Sofasexual
April 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Thank you for “eyeliner wearing sofasexual” 😂
March 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
THIS SOFASEXUAL? Oh, OK.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I'm pretty sure he's a dei hire for being a sofasexual
March 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sofasexual say what?
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sofasexual tendencies
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Perfectly said, but sofasexual? 🤣🤣🤣
March 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sofasexual ha ha ha ha 😂
March 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
JD Vance is a “sofasexual”
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Vance, the sofasexual athlete.
March 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM