The thing about breastfeeding more is that ???how much is she drinking??? so I wildly misjudge how much formula to give her and end up throwing a bunch out, which drives me crazy. But it also sucks for her to have to wait in between tiny bottles. If only SOMEBABY would still drink cold/roomtemp milk
September 21, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The thing about breastfeeding more is that ???how much is she drinking??? so I wildly misjudge how much formula to give her and end up throwing a bunch out, which drives me crazy. But it also sucks for her to have to wait in between tiny bottles. If only SOMEBABY would still drink cold/roomtemp milk
Messy room, open diaper pail, unopened boxes of new pampers, dirty clothes, and a soaked diaper.
Somebaby is just too tired to care 🫠
Somebaby is just too tired to care 🫠
August 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Messy room, open diaper pail, unopened boxes of new pampers, dirty clothes, and a soaked diaper.
Somebaby is just too tired to care 🫠
Somebaby is just too tired to care 🫠
whats a good type of bed frame for somebaby like me?
August 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
whats a good type of bed frame for somebaby like me?
Your cheeks puffed up and flushed as your latest accident found its place as a squelchy mass in your diaper, a constant reminder of the deep humiliation inflicted upon you by this madwoman who had decided to kidnap you.
Speaking of which - "Did somebaby make Mama a big messy?"
Speaking of which - "Did somebaby make Mama a big messy?"
August 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Your cheeks puffed up and flushed as your latest accident found its place as a squelchy mass in your diaper, a constant reminder of the deep humiliation inflicted upon you by this madwoman who had decided to kidnap you.
Speaking of which - "Did somebaby make Mama a big messy?"
Speaking of which - "Did somebaby make Mama a big messy?"
I sense somebaby will be getting cuddled and smooched when you get home.
June 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I sense somebaby will be getting cuddled and smooched when you get home.
You needed help! You couldn't get up, you were just kicking and flailing your legs and arms! Something was seriously wrong!
"Aw, was somebaby trying to walk? That's a bit too advanced for you..." Mom cooed, and then you felt strong hands grab you and send you soaring into the air.
"Aw, was somebaby trying to walk? That's a bit too advanced for you..." Mom cooed, and then you felt strong hands grab you and send you soaring into the air.
May 24, 2026 at 6:32 AM
You needed help! You couldn't get up, you were just kicking and flailing your legs and arms! Something was seriously wrong!
"Aw, was somebaby trying to walk? That's a bit too advanced for you..." Mom cooed, and then you felt strong hands grab you and send you soaring into the air.
"Aw, was somebaby trying to walk? That's a bit too advanced for you..." Mom cooed, and then you felt strong hands grab you and send you soaring into the air.
Exactly! I've been sitting on this idea and I need somebaby to turn it real life (≧▽≦)
May 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Exactly! I've been sitting on this idea and I need somebaby to turn it real life (≧▽≦)
Somebaby got a case of the stinky mondays!
April 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Somebaby got a case of the stinky mondays!
Pupdate:
Somebaby got me out of bed at exactly 3 am because she had to go outside. When she came back, not only did she NOT settle down and go right back to sleep, but she grumped...and grumped...and GRUMPED until she woke my husband up. Oh, Susie. (10-yr-old American bulldog)
Somebaby got me out of bed at exactly 3 am because she had to go outside. When she came back, not only did she NOT settle down and go right back to sleep, but she grumped...and grumped...and GRUMPED until she woke my husband up. Oh, Susie. (10-yr-old American bulldog)
April 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Pupdate:
Somebaby got me out of bed at exactly 3 am because she had to go outside. When she came back, not only did she NOT settle down and go right back to sleep, but she grumped...and grumped...and GRUMPED until she woke my husband up. Oh, Susie. (10-yr-old American bulldog)
Somebaby got me out of bed at exactly 3 am because she had to go outside. When she came back, not only did she NOT settle down and go right back to sleep, but she grumped...and grumped...and GRUMPED until she woke my husband up. Oh, Susie. (10-yr-old American bulldog)
"Did somebaby have a good dream?" you heard from above you, opening your eyes to see Mama looming over your crib! You reach up for her for something, a call that's heeded by her lovingly scooping you up and taking you into her arms, first checking your diaper to see if a change is in order.
April 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
"Did somebaby have a good dream?" you heard from above you, opening your eyes to see Mama looming over your crib! You reach up for her for something, a call that's heeded by her lovingly scooping you up and taking you into her arms, first checking your diaper to see if a change is in order.
Something the ectoplasmic kangaroo smirks at, recognising what you're after, perhaps even realising just why you want to nurse at this moment.
"Oops, looks like somebaby wants their num-nums!" she cooed lovingly, swiftly getting you into the proper position for you to latch onto her large breast.
"Oops, looks like somebaby wants their num-nums!" she cooed lovingly, swiftly getting you into the proper position for you to latch onto her large breast.
March 28, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Something the ectoplasmic kangaroo smirks at, recognising what you're after, perhaps even realising just why you want to nurse at this moment.
"Oops, looks like somebaby wants their num-nums!" she cooed lovingly, swiftly getting you into the proper position for you to latch onto her large breast.
"Oops, looks like somebaby wants their num-nums!" she cooed lovingly, swiftly getting you into the proper position for you to latch onto her large breast.
WTH look at his big blue eyes those big blue baby eyes how can he top more than bottom??? I mean I am okay with top cas but WHY does he not have a place in the fucking top 100 bottoms list I don't undersTAND GIVE ME A GOOD REASON SOMEBABY GIVE ME A GOOD REASON
March 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
WTH look at his big blue eyes those big blue baby eyes how can he top more than bottom??? I mean I am okay with top cas but WHY does he not have a place in the fucking top 100 bottoms list I don't undersTAND GIVE ME A GOOD REASON SOMEBABY GIVE ME A GOOD REASON
Unusual advert from 1968 featuring Mk1 and the new Mk2 Austin Mini it was promoting, groovy! Engine Bay stickers for Mk2 Austin Minis can be found here > www.miniphernalia.co.uk/223-mk2-aust... #ClassicMini #Mk2Mini #hippy #spaceaged #AustinofEngland #psychedelic #Groovy #SomeBaby #Loaded
February 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Unusual advert from 1968 featuring Mk1 and the new Mk2 Austin Mini it was promoting, groovy! Engine Bay stickers for Mk2 Austin Minis can be found here > www.miniphernalia.co.uk/223-mk2-aust... #ClassicMini #Mk2Mini #hippy #spaceaged #AustinofEngland #psychedelic #Groovy #SomeBaby #Loaded
somebaby needs to work on their 3/4 anatomy
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
somebaby needs to work on their 3/4 anatomy
"Aw, did somebaby try to make it to the potty? I don't know why I still have that silly old thing out, you're clearly not ready for it yet!" your mom cheerfully cooed, scooping you up to tend to your droopy diaper, while you just blubbered and sniffled in her arms. ⤵️
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Aw, did somebaby try to make it to the potty? I don't know why I still have that silly old thing out, you're clearly not ready for it yet!" your mom cheerfully cooed, scooping you up to tend to your droopy diaper, while you just blubbered and sniffled in her arms. ⤵️
Aw, does someBABY want uppies? Of course you can have some, since you're just a helpless dumb baby now!
*scoops you out of your clothing and gently boops you on the snout*
*scoops you out of your clothing and gently boops you on the snout*
January 26, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Aw, does someBABY want uppies? Of course you can have some, since you're just a helpless dumb baby now!
*scoops you out of your clothing and gently boops you on the snout*
*scoops you out of your clothing and gently boops you on the snout*
Sounds like somebaby needs to join the mile high diaper change club!
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sounds like somebaby needs to join the mile high diaper change club!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" you wail, calling for help, calling for an explanation for what happened to you, anything!
And what comes into the room you blearily recognise as a nursery brings both - your manager.
"Is somebaby wide awake?" she coos, looking down on you.
And what comes into the room you blearily recognise as a nursery brings both - your manager.
"Is somebaby wide awake?" she coos, looking down on you.
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" you wail, calling for help, calling for an explanation for what happened to you, anything!
And what comes into the room you blearily recognise as a nursery brings both - your manager.
"Is somebaby wide awake?" she coos, looking down on you.
And what comes into the room you blearily recognise as a nursery brings both - your manager.
"Is somebaby wide awake?" she coos, looking down on you.
So they looking for somebaby that fits their profile. I get it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
So they looking for somebaby that fits their profile. I get it.
And it does! There's a fresh chorus of laughter at your adorable action and the little grunt you maker, making the two ladies very impressed!
"Look, somebaby really wanted to make room for seconds!" Mommy coos, squishing your latest accident and letting you have more milk as a reward.
"Look, somebaby really wanted to make room for seconds!" Mommy coos, squishing your latest accident and letting you have more milk as a reward.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And it does! There's a fresh chorus of laughter at your adorable action and the little grunt you maker, making the two ladies very impressed!
"Look, somebaby really wanted to make room for seconds!" Mommy coos, squishing your latest accident and letting you have more milk as a reward.
"Look, somebaby really wanted to make room for seconds!" Mommy coos, squishing your latest accident and letting you have more milk as a reward.
"Is that so? I see somebaby woke up super chatty!" she cooes, pretending to understand you as she hauls you away to the changing table, while all you succeed in doing is coating yourself in bubbly saliva.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Is that so? I see somebaby woke up super chatty!" she cooes, pretending to understand you as she hauls you away to the changing table, while all you succeed in doing is coating yourself in bubbly saliva.
Something she dutifully does, easily taking you into her arms like you weigh nothing at all.
"Yes, all nice and fresh, except for that diaper of yours! Somebaby woke up stinky!" She sing-songs, her tone making it clear how she expected this to be the case and how she doesn't mind dealing with it.
"Yes, all nice and fresh, except for that diaper of yours! Somebaby woke up stinky!" She sing-songs, her tone making it clear how she expected this to be the case and how she doesn't mind dealing with it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Something she dutifully does, easily taking you into her arms like you weigh nothing at all.
"Yes, all nice and fresh, except for that diaper of yours! Somebaby woke up stinky!" She sing-songs, her tone making it clear how she expected this to be the case and how she doesn't mind dealing with it.
"Yes, all nice and fresh, except for that diaper of yours! Somebaby woke up stinky!" She sing-songs, her tone making it clear how she expected this to be the case and how she doesn't mind dealing with it.