#Someone
Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day

Somewhere today, someone will make a stranger smile, someone will find the courage to begin again & someone will discover that the world is a little kinder than they thought

Perhaps, without even realising it, that someone will be you
November 1, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I think we should also point out that Jimmy Failla is saying this about someone (Abdul El-Sayed) who WAS born in the USA to someone who wasn't (Stuart Varney).
November 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
lil comm for someone
November 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tried dming someone first and this happened to me
November 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Someone get this greedy cow outta here!!!
November 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Goons kidnapping someone in North Hollywood!

Please keep your people safe.
November 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Mike Collins couldn't have found someone under the age of 60 to put behind him in this camera shot?
November 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
everyone keeps suggesting thicker diapers for someone as leaky as me T_T
November 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
💪❤️How do you like it? Someone asked for back one.
November 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Did someone say duck?
November 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If only someone had seen this coming. 🤷‍♀️
November 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
someone forgot to take off their halloween costume
November 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
NEED GIGACHAD
SOMEONE POST
EMERGENCY GIGACHAD
Jack Nicholson nodding yes
November 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Someone protect the plush!

🎨
@sesield.bsky.social
November 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦! 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦!
⬛️🟨
November 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
This would probably be a better closing message for someone running for president of an HOA
"You have that picture with the algae?" -- President Trump's closing midterms message
November 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I have never seen someone drown who was not in a body of water.
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
lmao someone sent this to me (sidestack.io/gelliottmorris)
November 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Someone fed my art through AI
November 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I need someone to come replace this toy
November 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
oh my god someone write this one
Was out early the morning after Halloween— saw multiple still-costumed walks of shame. Guy in Scottish kilt, his path almost crossing girl in Oktoberfest dirndl. Oh the potential meet cute!
November 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Someone is excited about Space Hotel opening!
Yes. Yes. Yes. Finally we are having this conversation.
Bari Weiss's resident hack Ross Douthat made a complete fool of himself on 60 Minutes, trying to claim the Saudi lobby has the same grip on Washington as AIPAC. Abdul El-Sayed immediately crushed him: 'AIPAC spent $33 million against me alone! Name another lobby doing that.' It has to make sense!🗳️🌊
November 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
help someone save their game
November 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
having someone else move your stuff is kind of like a magic trick tbh
I physically felt the lifestyle creep setting in after the first time we hired house cleaners. See also: movers.
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
November 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Have reached the point where someone typing “ackshually” or whatever ironic spelling as they pretend to pretend to do pedantry is way more annoying than someone just doing the pedantry straight
November 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM