#Sorry
im sorry baby
November 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
sorry
November 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
sorry Lily
November 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
….I’m sorry: interested teams?
Pelissero: Colts have told interested teams they aren’t trading Daniel Jones.
November 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
No one is funding that. Sorry, not sorry, if Elon really needs the money.
Trump says space is now open to "American settlement" and adds, "within the next two years, NASA will launch the first every nuclear-powered spacecraft to Mars." He then pivots to his smart uncle.

November 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Sorry Schumer,
The times, they are a changing and leadership must be willing and able to follow.
November 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
sorry again sorry
November 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
sorry for continuing these but they sustain me
November 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
November 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Sorry for not hanging out more here. You guys were right about everything.
November 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Hey Canada and the world and Ukraine,

We’re back.

Sorry about that.

-America
November 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Xmas vibes already sorry not sorry 🧑‍🎄 🎄 ❤️
@discreetdolls.bsky.social
November 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Sorry, GOP: You can't use Texas as a legal cudgel anymore www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Sorry, GOP: You can’t use Texas as a legal cudgel anymore
Thanks to a blue tsunami, Texas is no longer the go-to place to sue the federal government.
www.dailykos.com
November 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I realized that there's a version of this that I think can be even funnier:

Red hot chili peppers sorry for the flaming lips
Bad religion sorry for faith no more
The arcade fire sorry for panic at the disco
The mamas and the papas sorry for the offspring
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke
Will Smith sorry for smash mouth
Louis CK sorry for the strokes
Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes
Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday
Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl
UK beef industry sorry for madness
US government sorry for megadeth
November 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
sorry i forgot abt this app
November 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Woman with Pie Says 'I Am Sorry'
ALT: Woman with Pie Says 'I Am Sorry'
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November 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Late Halloween post. Sorry not sorry
November 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
sorry
November 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
sorry for threatening to give Petunia a cringe magician boyfriend (not sorry) sorry (not sorry even a little bit)
November 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Oh GOD I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! STOP! STOP!
November 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Sorry I didn't upload anything a while.
November 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
sorry no refunds
Bolsonaro gonna have to flee the country he fled to.
November 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
We’re so sorry, Idaho.
November 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Im gay but, mommy sorry, mommy sorry...mommy!!
November 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
sorry
November 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM