#SouthernProblems
The ICE Nazis sent into Chicago from Southern states are basically paralysed because they don't know how to drive in Snow/ice conditions. #SouthernProblems
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I wanna lay face down in the snow. But I live in the fucking South.

#southernproblems
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm officially starting a petition to start calling pinestraw "Hobbit Grass" because I keep tracking it into my house on my hobbit feet.

#Hobbitses #hobbitgrass #pinestraw #southernproblems
November 27, 2024 at 9:08 PM
seeing a lot of turkey vultures around the woods near the house

either I'm more dead inside than I thought, there's dead critters, or a dead human body out there

it is the south, so probably all 3

#dontdeadopeninside #vultures #birdwatch #southernproblems #csivirginia
July 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Problem with the North is that the salt they put out on the roads stains your shoes. Still cleaning it off. #SouthernProblems
November 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I need to go to the Dollar General. It's going to require changing clothes and putting on a bra. I'm debating how bad I actually need bread. #southernproblems
September 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
January 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I wish I could see the aurora tonight.

#southernproblems
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
After grabbing milk and bread, (because we actually NEEDED it...) I should have made time to mow my lawn so the snow/sleet would be prettier. #SouthernProblems #snowmageddon
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM